If your work requires a portfolio and not an NDA, we are not the same.

Someone just tried to go above me at work by emailing two of my colleagues. One hasn't worked here in months and the other reaffirmed that I had the final say. Now you sitting at your desk looking silly and you moved to the bottom of my priority list.

SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) — A former Illinois deputy has been sentenced to 20 years for fatally shooting Sonya Massey, who called 911 for help.

Asking someone for unpaid work product is ridiculous, and whoever started that deserves hands.

I implore you to believe that there are people out there more educated, credentialed, and experienced than you, personally. It would prevent you from making assumptions like this one.

I see the main character on the Skyline and sometimes a person's @ is enough to know that there is never, ever a reason to interact with them in any way shape or form.

I do not understand why we need cars that are not driven by people, when the option to expand and optimize public transit is right there.

Cut the Pentagon interviews for goofy lil email jobs. A job paying less than $50k at this point should have no more than one round of interviewing live with the candidate.

The industries are small and job seekers are forced now more than ever to seek employment while still formally employed. I'm not letting my director know I have plans to leave until I have a signed offer letter. Sorry you don't trust your own vetting abilities.

My last three interview circuses involved up to 6 requested interviews from various members of the company. If y'all can't figure it out internally with a resume and six opinions in front of you, why would I allow you to waste my references time as well?

HE SHOWING UNSOLICITED HOLE! RUN!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

If Facebook and Instagram are owned by the same fuckin company, why the hell can I not share reels directly to Instagram??

didn't Nick Cannon say the same thing a few years back?

Tried to give two new women a shot at friendship last year, both had absolutely nothing to talk about but tween emotions and their desire to homeschool despite their children asking for public school so they can make friends. And I mean *nothing*. Like why do you think any of this would interest me

You really gotta suspend your disbelief on some of these rap songs when it comes to the fuckability of said artist and what they're saying in some of these songs

I love how thoughtful and intentional he is. My nervous system is at peace for once

Never ❤️

YOOOOOOOOO

I grew up with people who only ever said no, and that pushed me to find someone who says yes to me as often as he possibly can.

I need a vacation immediately

gonna have to resort to bong rips soon, I hate it here

I still haven't given her a spin because her name sounds like she heard "Megan Thee Stallion" and wanted to copy but go more overt in a way that ended up sounding overenthusiastic.

it's probably because I'm pale and dry rn but I feel the least attractive I have in a really long time and it's starting to mess with me

I want to bite into a block of sharp cheddar rn like an animal.

I'm completely iced into my garage and normally that would be fine but unfortunately, the dispensary delivery people don't take zelle.

Once I reframed my idea of eating as "not what's enough to make me feel full but enough to keep me from being *hungry*" I feel like I really cracked the code. I would not give this advice to a child, but I'm nobody's mom and it's working for me.

My dad was always one of these men and now I know why

It is.

I never understood why all the media growing up made it look like shaving was something difficult to do. Even with a single blade, it's not that serious

Hell there is probably a Mel(issa) with the cleanest fade ready to take her on vacation.

Life is about knowing your ball of sunshine will drive herself off a cliff if you don't intervene with a well placed no. This don't mean everything is a nail, but know when to use it.

A woman who balls out on herself will likely do it for you if you’re not a cheap bastard making her life miserable on purpose.

It's a tie between Kanye and Dave Chappelle

Telling me no don’t work cause ima go get it myself….

does anybody on here wear the boombas? I told my tailor I wanted Bridgerton titties in my dress

your appearance made that clear.

rare to get such a clear glimpse into the mind of someone whose response to problems in his personal life was to blame black people

*you* can't. Me? I get me whatever I want all the time.

If the itinerary involves sunrise hikes, multiple hour road transfers through cartel country, or seaplanes, just go ahead and leave me out the group chat. play them GTA: San Andreas games with somebody else

Living with a man is such an auditory nightmare

Fuck do this even mean

Desire for partnership and wanting to be chosen isn't what makes a "pick me". It's the devotion to centering men in your life so much that you'll tolerate, accept almost anything while also 💩 on women who refuse to compromise, b/c having that man in your life is THE achievement, nothing else.

Everybody ashy, his bruise foundation don't match. A mess.

I just saw a video on tiktok of a grown woman with the same speech impediment I noticed in my niece at 8yo. I asked her mom then if she planned to start speech therapy and everyone in the room looked at me like I had a gun out. Imagine trying to get people to take you seriously when you sound 2

Latto did 🤷🏽‍♀️

Well if these are the only requirements to play...

Meanwhile a man slid into another man's ass from the *front*, both with pants on, with only spit for lube in like episode 5 of Industry 😭

i am tall in spirit.

He low key does resemble ole boy who snuck on earth 😭😭😭😭😭