Imagine not being able to cook. That’s crazy.

HELLO?????

I think about this all the time. Why don't we have magnetic charging for all appliances?

Making it to this season of my life.

A real life situation I never thought I'd be in but I'm here so I'm saying it: it's genuinely difficult to find a hotel nicer than my house. Wemby could stand up in here with his hands above his head, jump and still not touch my ceiling. All the plants and decor in my aquarium are real + fireplace.

Do not come on my shit making jokes about beating imaginary kids.

“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”

I wish I was in the areas where it snows often, I looooove the cold

I don't care what he does after I put both of them out of my house 🤷🏽‍♀️

But, do say if it’s a logo, illustration, painting, or cartoon. Don’t duplicate text that’s adjacent in the document or website. End the alt text sentence with a period. --Give info that you think explains the image Personally I overthink my alt text

I found this ob the skyline about alt text. Keep it short, usually 1-2 sentences. Don’t overthink it. Consider key elements of why you chose this image, instead of describing every little detail. No need to say “image of” or “picture of.”

I forgot how useful shrimp are in the aquascape ecosystem. They've basically eliminated the need for gravel vacuuming in the two days since I've gotten them and of the two bodies I've seen, my snails are happy to eat them.

god that leftover plate slapped. I am a master of flavors

once a fortnight I think about those elf ear girls that ran around the city performing

put ya good diaper on

Mind you, Stacey got married, had a baby, got divorced, had a boyfriend scammer storyline and got back with her ex-husband in the time it has taken Greg to make a decision about Keiarna *who he currently does not live with* #rhop

Whatever he wants. 😮‍💨 #RHOP

and it doesn't matter because she STILL don't look like the woman in that photo and hates that they won't let her lie about it in peace.

“You don’t have one!!!” Oh yesss whack her annoying ass again Stacey! #RHOP

"You will never enter me again!" #rhop

Some of these pictures in the thread still have filters lol But yall are beautiful nonetheless 💫

What kind of information do you need in the alt text? I wanna make sure I'm doing it right, usually I just use it to add context to memes

I don’t like post like that because I think the person is pussy. Instead of subbing, just @ the person you’re shading. I don’t like jealous people. Someone deemed not worthy receives more attention than you and that shatters your narrative of them.

I hate when y'alls longtime boyfriends don't propose during expected proposal timeframes, because it's rude to ask, so I just have to sit and wonder what's taking him so long.

It’s Christmas now

In my experience, depression has been a pretty sharp shooter so...

The twisted ankles are actually really heartwarming

And is.

Baby yall gon STOP PLAYING with Ms Holly’s child. She got in that kitchen and cut tf up!! 😍😮‍💨🤌🏾

I have made every one of these mistakes but not all on the same day 😭

Same.

Men spend their entire lives on the hunt for a sexually rapacious succubus who can’t get enough of them without stopping to consider whether they have the ability to keep up with a woman like that once they get her.

That lady said don’t point your finger at me, Stacey told Giselle move so I can go point my finger again 💀😭

This whole interaction made me realize that I don't have the kind of life experience that would give me a definitive answer on whether or not crack can be injected.

It’s as bad as that Pusha T post 😭😭😭

This reads like he doesn't know how to drive, operate a phone to order flowers for his own mother, or grocery shop on his own. He needs a CNA.

9am cocktails?

The Cousin Walk shit makes me irrationally mad cause damn we can’t have shit. And I can already see they’ll gentrify it then next year declare cousin walks passé. See Hot Girl Summer

In addition to the feeling of achievement you get from meeting your family's needs, learning how to cook food you like to eat is *fun*. I wish people saw more home crafts as the hobbies they really are. Nobody "needed" decorative sourdough loaves, we do it for the love of the game

The Campbell soup scandal highlights the fact we need to relearn how to make things from scratch again. Honestly, I don't think they're using fake meat, just low quality. But, if you want to avoid supporting these companies, gotta learn how to cook or trade services with someone who does.

Put my tulips in two days ago and it's already our first day of below freezing temps. It's going to be a phenomenal garlic/bulb plant year, I'm claiming it now

I can hear my husband making his second plate in the kitchen right this moment.

I think people should stop giving advice altogether. No one who needs to hear the advice actually takes it.

Honestly, I'm proud of the ruthless generation of young women I raised in the tiktok comments

🔊👇🏾🔊

It's a lot of pressure to be responsible for all the dishes but I really made it happen this year. I'm so proud.

He aggressively pushed her into a pool, fully dressed and made up, on national television. We all saw it