*googling planned parenthood locations for the first time since high school*

Jada Pinkett, soon as she open her eyes

Like as a god you don’t have nothing better to do?

I am in favor of collecting all Disney adults in one remote location

how many of these are military contractors, let's start there. they're double dipping and you're letting them because government officials are allowed to profit from stock holdings.

this Ms. Beck/ Ms. Burlaka white mess on tiktok is absolutely riveting. Like, A21 might have to pick up this doc. Women predators are *real*, y'all

this did a number on me growing up. My maternal side of women are all 5 feet or less and <150lbs (except my mother who was 300+ at one point) When it became clear I took after my dad's side with huge breasts and hips, I became her enemy.

Billionaires aren’t scared enough yet. They need to be petrified.

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

Incredible bravery by an unarmed civilian. And a stark reminder that if cops were on the scene, they would stay away and let the shooter do whatever he came there to do.

I’m THIS old…

That man is so fine, I thought someone wrote an ai prompt for MY TYPE exactly

Bethenny needs to just be by herself. She isn't doing the work it takes to heal fr

They finally bringing back fine niggas. Thank gawd

“Ion know nothing about butt sex” YES YOU DO, COLEMAN!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Heavy on not caring what happened to that ww getting arrested because why were you in Target in the first place?

Unfortunately there isn't a cool way to flex a paid-off HVAC system or the several racks it took to get a self defense case dismissed

Did they try paying the CEO less?

BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores. The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act. Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.

Some of yall have some shameful kinks

Where are the young boys of Gilead/The FLDS? This is haunting me. Because you'd think a community like that would be a magnet for them but they're basically getting culled like male chicks to prevent them from competing with nasty old men for pre-pubescent girls

about me:

Oh you would hate me.

meeting a longterm internet friend in a city i've never been to

Tried on some sundresses and let me tell yall something.. If you love him, keep him inside this summer.

I’ve reached a point in life where in public when people seem to be experiencing their first day on earth I simply say that out loud and push past them. Life’s too short to watch people in their 60’s not know how a grocery store works.

Easiest way for me to end the call bc why you talking to everyone else?!? You could have talked to them instead of calling me

I refuse to believe the Toronto accent is real. It’s all a bing prank idc.

Feeling like bedtime

She tried to one up me on dang near everything. I also noticed that she had no interest in anything about me or my life if it didn't have anything to do with her.

Oh so im only 1 of 3 in the entire company (IN AND OUT OF STATE) who handles my work type… But my pay doesn’t look like it…..

And I plan to oblige.

You’re always going to struggle trying to follow a route that was designed for someone else. Redirect your focus back to self because *your* success is waiting patiently for you ✨

Expect nothing from me this week. The carry-on is getting packed, that's it that's all.

Why do people be talking like parents are an oppressed class

I don't even need to google to verify which episode this is

Listen. Owe the IRS money. Owe the hospital money. Do not owe ME money.

Side Nigga Syndrome (SNS). Talk to a doctor today.

what's batman's plan to stop quan millz, that's what i wanna know

Making the fish kiss too OMG 🥹

I don’t have it but damn she dragged y’all 😂

He's glad she has you too. Saved him some money.

Keeping your L’s offline is always a good decision, as far as I’m concerned.

When a white person asks you what something means, say I don’t know. For the love of GOD stop giving up the culture. All they finna do is bastardize it.

I genuinely do not care about Euphoria anymore but imma watch Season 3 since it’s the last season

and killing popes

Good At - Megan the Stallion. Feels like summer.

'Yeah I know their community is led by a convicted rapist, but I felt called to go there' is a wild way of telling people you're a racist. What called you to this community if not that? #trustmethefalseprophet