it's being fucked at the edge of the bed hours in missionary position

“You cumming? Good, mark your fucking territory baby” hours.

Need that

💖 Rihanna said: “DON'T BE DUMB, USE fenty skin”

Rule 1: Do not shit where you eat. I wish more would understand this Rule 2: Do not overly indulge in libations at work related / industry related events Rule 3: The mic is always hot. Finish conversations / zoom calls by saying something positive. e.g “Man that was a good call” Or say NOTHING

Virgo tendencies: adding more responsibilities to an already full list/plate

Uhhhh are you in the right place? Phonics workbooks? Snack time? Don’t piss me off.

Chains, initial necklaces, allat just gives me butterflies. Is there a name for when you like when your partner claims you as theirs? Like is there a specific kink for that? If a man says “mine” or “you’re mine” to me I’m overly going

Yes 🙂‍↕️

Wesley Snipes saved Marvel and created the MCU.

I don’t think y’all understand how BROKE Marvel was in the 80s/90s. They AUCTIONED OFF The Fantastic Four, The X-Men, Spider-Man, The Hulk, & Daredevil + Elektra to AVOID bankruptcy. Then they made Blade with their last 3 dollars, some pocket lint, a wad of chewing gum, & a prayer. And here we are.

the funniest part of marvel fumbling new blade was that ryan coogler said not only is making a black vampire movie not that hard, but i'm stealing back ruth carter and she's bringing over all the costumes she already designed for what would have been the mcu's prohibition era blade movie for sinners

—that you are then subsequently denied. I hate him and everyone else who magically cannot get this done. Y’all can spend a fiftyeleven million dollars to make 25 Avengers movies and bring back cast members that should have STAYED RETIRED, but I can’t get a cool Black vampire movie that would—

If this is not the perfect example of the Black experience in this country, I don’t know what is. Nggas put in all the work, & reap none of the credit. You get empty platitudes for putting an ungrateful lot on your back while they take your blood, sweat, and tears to attain a success—

HE SHOULD. Blade is the reason that the MCU even exists. Blade SAVED Marvel over 20 years ago. Y’all don’t get y’all’s precious Avengers & the like *without him*. And now we can’t even get a fcking third movie without Ryan Reynolds & Jessica stinking up my fcking screen. I AM PISSED. My god today.

He finna put everyone on dog shit records 😭😭😭😭😭

I really do not like who I become. I’m working on it.

If an adult was found under a 13 year old’s bed and your move is to hone in on the 13 year old, you’re not safe and that’s that on that.

Do not come over here passively defending pedophiles I don't care if the kid was 15, 16 or 17 A GROWN MAN OR WOMAN HAS NO BUSINESS INTERACTING WITH THEM IN A SEXUAL MANNER MATTER OF FACT outside of family, teachers, the shop keeper stop talking to peoples kids, we gotta start hunting yall for sport

Nah lol.

Woah

This is art, to me.

Australia is planning some of the world's toughest AI regulations • Water usage will be limited • AI data centers will be required to become net producers of energy • AI companies can't train on Australian creators' work without their permission • Proposals expected to be introduced in 2027

I am sleepy as hell.

Hot Take: Both Men AND Women should feel like the prize, and feel their partner is a prize. Y’all don’t be looking for love, y’all be looking for leverage.

All my fellow Atliens, stop fucking with Toast in Lenox. We are past having “conversations” with white supremacist. They wouldn’t welcome us into their spaces so why are we doing the same.

Why are we imagining being cheated on

Still mad at the Bad Boys franchise for killing Captain Howard

A pic I want to recreate 🙂‍↕️

A mosquito bit me on the neck I’m so gahdamn agitated I don’t know what to do with myself boi I wish I could ball that lil funky hoe lips up and slam it.

CDs don’t make you listen to 10 minutes of gambling ads before playing 3 songs.

The key word here was nice 😭😭😭😭😭

men with nice ass necks>>>>>>>

He needs a divorce. Immediately.

Answer quickly !

I know social media got everyone feeling like the main character but PUHLEASE make peace with the fact that you ain’t gonna always be the target audience.

I really just hope I’m doing this life shit right sometimes man.

I was whelmed. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Currently:

Return to sender please and thanks😭

I was summoned?

Oh boy, when I get to be that auntie age, someone PLEEEEEASE disconnect my phone and internet access if I start complaining about people being horny. Just miserable and dry and taking it out on the rest of us 🫩🙄🙄🙄

…I think everybody needs to continue not to let this administration scapegoat restaurants, no matter how the media tries to frame it. Why is every report about fucking Taco Bell and not DOGE? I mean, I know why, but I see folks on here falling for this shit.

white on white violence 😂😂😂😂😂