Creatine. Workout sets. Bikinis. It’s finna be an expensive summer.

The weed is good and the house is cold. I’m finna be knocked 😴🛌

My toes look so good.

We have to stop telling men & women that their internal emotions work differently. That's patriarchy talking. It's why we have most of the problems we do now.

Ima need one of those micro bikinis 😅

And I'm sucking your tongue too. And squeezing your neck a little.

anyone who knew someone with pancreatic cancer knows how big of a deal this is

When Black people own cyber trucks it's a jump scare

#RISEUP We must be what they fear. The #USA is an evil Empire of corporate interests. There is no republic, no great leader coming to our rescue. Just regional managers as far as the eye can see.

I think I’m finna do another bowl lol.

💈✂️

Never thought I would see it happen. ALSO never thought he would be the lead architect in his own downfall 😭

Here's why you're “uninvited & uninvolved”

LMFAOOOOOOO

Damn, what a hell of a year ✊🏿.

A true yeastie boy

In addition to this: I love Black people who love being Black.

Y'all crackers ain't done a damn cool thing here in this country. If you think it's cool, you stole it from somebody. Y'all up here thinking you do cool yourselves? I never heard something funnier.

I think African artifacts ending up in the British museums is a good thing actually. They’re being seen by people that would never get to see them and becoming integrated into their society. We should be glad that more exposure is being given to these artifacts that they otherwise wouldn’t get.

That’s how stupid that woman sounded. Stop using AAVE if you’re not them first two letters.

I need something to cheer me up lol. These cramps are trying to ruin my day early as hell.

He’s a Kennedy. He’s literally supposed to be dead. That’s what’s so confusing.

Freakum Dress just hits a spot that no other song can hit, I swear 😮‍💨

If u would’ve told me in 2014 that all of YMCMB would be VOLUNTARILY goin out very sad in completely unrelated ways, I wouldn’t believe u

General rule of thumb when dealing with you people is if white people say it’s a good sign it’s actually the opposite.

Why am I up so early on a Saturday?! 😩

Are you Black? If not, your "view" was not requested, nor is it needed.

These Carmelo Soprano French tips are finna eat omg.

I personally love when a nigga ask to sniff my panties. Drown in these pheromones bae. 🥰

Yogurt and cinnamon granola is so good. I wanna be a yogurt and cinnamon granola.

Netflix apparently has every movie, except for the ones I want to watch.

Every moment doesn't belong on social media. I wish folks would wise up and realize that.

Just watched the newest episode of The Boys and…. ….Homelander gotta go.

"A white man will shit in his pants if it means a black man will smell it."

Dj Quik

Black people

Jess Be Cooking makes it look so easy omg.

This happened to me once and I have a week of 2023 that I still can’t remember.

$300 away yall thank you so much.

only spinach i don’t fw is canned spinach 🤮🤮🤮🤮

yo i deadass love spinach yall

Aquarium lol

White people have bastardized the saxophone trend 😭 Yall are the saxophones we talk about. AND yall hear pumped up kicks by foster the people not no damn saxophones!

A large bucket of curly fries would see me *every* time

I always love how ppl in the media call themselves approaching a topic from a "different angle," even when nobody is interested in hearing the perspective from the angle. Men? MAGA? Nazis? Incels? Looksmaxxers? Domestic violence abusers? We don't gaf about their perspectives! EVER! Spare us!

Hated it but at least I can name them states lol

borrowing from the other app so that all of these women’s names are shared & remembered.

People that don’t believe in themselves are always trying to project their disbelief onto others.