😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (but understandable)

Theres nothing worse than being 3/4 asleep, swallowing the wrong way, and forecefully being woken up by massive coughing fit as you clear your windpipe

Oh it’s cause I’m insane

I see some shit climbing up my stairs that ain’t a human or a pet, I’m nuking the place.

Nigga one thing I can say is before musky showed up niggas was having a fucking TIME on that bird app.

If 2025 showed us anything, it’s that white Americans would have behaved the same way white Germans did in the 1930s. Their tolerance, and even their desire, for an oppressive dictator who looks like them is unquestioned.

Mutey McMuted.

People don’t even riot in America when children are murdered in school. Please spare me.

If you playing the game for me…what’s the point of owning the game?

I just found a Fijian/Samoan comedian who is doing a tour of the South and posting it on Instagram and it's the funniest thing ever because my pet theory that Pasifika people are our cousins. Black people immediately recognized ourselves in him and adopted him 😂

I will be SEATED for They Will Kill You off the strength of Zazie alone.

Hi, if you’re a man with children, you’re not babysitting. Those are YOUR kids. You’re parenting. Hope this helps.

meanwhile, there's no one more naturally submissive than these hypereducated, wildly ambitious, black girls. the caveat is they must be well cared for and in a safe place. a few can't help but top from the bottom, but the point still stands.

I’m not white friendly. I don’t hate you but this ain’t a safe space for you and yours. Stop talking to me, I’m not the “cool” black guy

A major franchise supporting ICE of all things and removing a franchise because they were anti ice… idk why yall(HILTON) wanted to lose money at the top of 2026 but we here now…

It's an MTV simulator with almost 30,000 videos, organized by decade, with special sections for Headbanger's Ball and Yo! MTV Raps. This is so good.

I’ve waited so long for this.

if you not comfortable in silence & stillness then leave me alone. Silence is GOLDEN over here. 😭

So they impersonated a federal official is what I’m understanding here.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳@naturallylauraj.bsky.social

address it now or build a rico 😂😂😂

😭😭😭😭😭

Scarring the nigs exhibit: 1 😂😂😂

I miss Texas 😭. I want some Whataburger and Shipley’s Donuts man 😭😭

Listen. The ring stays ON or the finger comes OFF. Their choice!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CARRIED HIS BITCH ASS LMAOOOOOOOO

male instacart shoppers:

If we’re being honest……. More people should learn the art of being and receiving instead of looking/forcing. And this isn’t just about the video. This is everybody.

You don’t gotta go down to no fucking sports bars or the gun rage or the black men in tech conventions to find a man, if you look good the men will approach you!

They finna spoil the entire Avengers movie thru trailers cus they worried nobody want to see their stuff anymore lol

Apple can we please get a feature that legitimately blocks artist???

Yall always find a way to take shit a lil too far and iont like det. The hair comments are out of line and yall weird for saying it and weird for laughing.

This is the most intense second hand embarrassment I’ve experienced in a minute 😭😭😭😭😭

Anthony Mackie Mouth is what happens when you don’t decanter men and dating as a whole. You just gotta let that shit find you. Stop forcing it.

I just yelled in the storage room 😂

My game is ELITE.

Kissing someone who knows how to kiss>>>>>>>

I gotta get some cute loungewear

i am so ready to swap some saliva 😔

This shit got me howling

This was always my rule, as well

nobody on this bitch could ever make me feel like I'm ugly.

A Hilton Hotel in Minneapolis has reportedly denied services to immigration law enforcement officials: “We are not allowing any ICE or immigration agents to stay at our property.”

A person like that should never be mentioned in the same breath as someone as solid as Glasses Malone, let alone a pop star like Doechii. That should never happen. I hate this era we are in. The hierarchy is all messed up. I don't care how rich or successful a dork is. Lame is lame.

“Yall still eat at….?” I’m begging yall to give that topic a rest. I don’t care what the next nigga eat or don’t eat.