Need

Trappin getting old so I been moving weight

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

Free game fellas. You & ya girl hear a scary noise middle of the night & you don’t wanna check. Just suck ya teeth & say “I told her crazy ass to leave me alone!” bet any amount of money ya girl go check who “her” is. Whole time it’s a pride of lions in yo crib with grenades, but you safe in bed.

Lmaoo listen I be trying but god forbid you wake up middle of the night to pee😭 ya done

One time for the girlies with a cpap machine. I may look like Bane at night but at least I’m quiet 😂😂😂😂

Shawty can be bad as fuck, the sex can be amazing. But I promise you if we’re sleep and I hear you snoring, clipped. You’re not about to keep me up all night with that nonsense.

Yall will not gaslight me into thinking Crazy Steve’s crash outs weren’t almost always warranted

“Crazy Steve” from Drake & Josh in my opinion was really Rational Steve. Majority of his crash outs were valid. 1. Josh ate his snack so he snatched a cane from an old white man (who I’m assuming protested Ruby Bridges) to swing on Josh. 2. Called in to work on his “bad day” (his day off work)

“The earth is flat! They’re lying too you” Ok what next? Ima still have to live here correct? Ima still have to pay rent right???? OK BITCH TALK TO ME WHEN YOU FIND OUT HOW TO MAKE THESE BILLS FLAT! Think I give a fuck whether the earth is a sphere or a triangle????

And they tried to gaslight us as if she at the very least didn’t need glasses. They called this man “Crazy” Steve but this was a reasonable crash out. He’s Rational Steve if anything.

Confession I still haven’t seen Nightmare before Christmas

Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t one born here and the one sharing her fans contacting ICE actually from Trinidad?

Wow.

Title of my paper:

Are you your momma’s yel’nbabi haan’babi or nii’babi

Unk at that point in life where I gotta pee before I leave.

Ya boy got an A

Every day I understand Bonnie and Clyde’s motives more and more.

I gotta stop posting certain shit cuz I be joking and then boom DM…relax.

Man yall have fun cuz I ain’t even mention ole girl name last time and got jumped 🥺

Which ones are big joker? (I already made my decision on which cards I’m writing BIG on but I want yall input)

I don’t even be reading red hats no more I be ready to tee off on folk just off the strength 😭

I understand why the Greek went to war over Helen.😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Update: I just took extra strength Tylenol and I can literally feel my autism multiplying. If I take a few more doses I will have the power to telepathically modify any train schedule in the world. Prepare to be slightly inconvenienced in your travels. I am autism. Fear me.

I think people assume “functionally illiterate” means you can’t pick up a book and read the words. You can read, sure. But did you comprehend the meaning? How many times have you discussed politics, talked about what’s being implied, and someone responds, “They didn’t say that”? Illiterate.

This is absolutely NOT a safe space. If you mention piss, scat or vomit I will literally scream.

I haven’t been used like a piece of meat in so long 😞

Asked my class what the capital of Florida is one of them said “F”

Keep in mind she don’t text back,

Can somebody explain the science behind why these don’t taste the same without pregnancy in the air???

Taking Tylenol today to make myself even MORE autistic. I will become a spectrum demigod!!! I will have the power to conjure up trains at will. Fear me.

This is real hip hop!

You not invited to the cookout but you can watch from the middle of the street…be the look out

ALL THE NON BLACKS TO THE BACK!!!!

I’m talking 1000s of chickens homie. Quack quack quack.

I just imagine our ancestors were mad as hell after they desegregated restaurants and they finally got to eat in white spaces Just to find out, the food wasn’t seasoned Like “damn I got my ass beat for this shit??!!”

“I got my ass beat for this!????”

If ya areolas are brown and big I love you so much and I hope you have a great day.

Just found out yall up here arguing about greens…

Did I miss something?

I’m Martin Luther shooting back on that balcony.

Yall still measuring your meats with measuring tape. I get a graduated cylinder fill it with water and stick this hefty hog in on hard and see how much water gets displaced. Evaluate where the meniscus is and solve for cubic mL.

Rest in power to the blackest panther.

I’m so hated all I want is baby shower meatballs

If you’re reading this congratulations on the triplets 💙 I’m speaking it into existence.

Them undiscovered tribes looking real promising rn, they accepting migrants bc I got a passport.

Hot take: these debate spaces that platform bigotry are the reason ppl THINK they’re “getting hatred for their opinion” bc yall have created a space that legitimizes overt racism, sexism, queerphobia, ableism, etc & makes it equal to facts and empirical data.

African nigga in a European whip. Like we ain’t come here on a European ship

“3 inches ain’t big” “3 inches ain’t a lot” Aigh but if ya hairdresser mistakenly cut 3 extra inches off ya head suddenly it’s a lot. Don’t tell me 3 inches is small. You’re small how about that!