So, HHS is trolling Cali and Minnesota to score some political points with Trump's white supremacist voting base? Got it. 🙄😒

"AI is the way of the future and we just need to acce--"

It's weird that I really like how hard and tough the Valks are, and I like seeing their hard work paid off with a win... But I also hate Golden State, and how the referees seem to help them and seeing them lose also makes me happy. (Iriafen is the future) #WNBASeason2026 #WNBA2026 #GoMystics

Flau'jae 'nem put up a valiant effort, but it just wasn't their night against the best team in the league. I respect that they actually made a game out of it, though. Magic Miles & Kayla McBride went off for 33 and 32. So I'm surprised it was a game at all. #WNBA2026 #WNBAOnUSA #GoNotreDame

I fw Ellie the Elephant, heavy. But as much as I don't care for the Valkyries, I think Violet (the Raven) might be slowly becoming my favorite mascot in the #WNBA. She's so cute with her biggo glasses and her little knee-high socks. 🥰 #WNBASeason2026 #WNBA2026

Nice, hard-fought battle between the Liberty and the Wings. Somebody had to lose, though. That was a tough win for the Liberty on the road. Ogunbowale and Stewie came to play! 😃 #WNBASeason2026 #WNBA2026

I still can't believe they reversed that foul call on the floor on Stewie. It def looked like she got Ogunbowale upside the head on that layup... But it's Stewie. So I'm not surprised. 🤷🏾 I appreciate the refs not t'ing up Arike after she started crashing out, as well. #WNBASeason2026 #WNBA2026

Why do NBA/#WNBA players commit obvious fouls and pretend like they aren't obvious fouls?! You just fouled Stewie! She's getting that call every time. 🤭 #WNBASeason2026 #WNBA2026

No, he's a sh!tty actor. Always has been. He seems more like a parody of the character than a live-action portrayal. 🥴

Chadwick Boseman was a great Black Panther, and it's hard to imagine anybody portraying that superhero better... But, aesthetically... and yall are going to kill me for this... I actually like Letitia Wright better as Black Panther. I always felt like the Black Panther should be a Black woman. 🫣

Random Ppl: "YeA, bUt AiN't NoBoDy PeRfEcT." Me. "I on't know. Some of the Black ppl in @galatictbee.blacksky.app *Friday Cutie Patootie Threads* ARE perfect." 👀

I'm mostly brown and green on one side, being part human and part alien. I also have a tail. On the other side, I'm a full-blown cybog with a shape-shifting arm that can be a gun, a blaster, a missile launcher, or a flamethrower.

I can throw my burning scythe and telepathically control it for miles until it boomerangs back to me.

The witch also cursed me to never fall in love. So, if I get too close to loving someone, I will slowly weaken, turn back to human, and perish.

On an adventure, I traveled too far into a cave in the wilderness, and a witch cursed me. 🥴

A fire-breathing dragon who is also half cyborg. 😏

Batman (fighting) Scarlett Witch (spells & curses) Dr. Strange (controlling magic)

I can create portals to different times in history (past, present, & future).

A scythe that burns eternally when I am weilding it.

Rogue warrior

Half alien/half cyborg

I'm not gone take too much of your time, Mystique turning into Yelena and Gambit fighting Shang-Chi was really all I needed to see. 😌 P.S. After seeing that introduction to Steve Rogers, I take back what I said. I was outta pocket to doubt how well they would handle his return. 😖

I saw that "All Stars" shirt the Dream was wearing (Reese, Gray, and Howard) vs. the Sky, and it was cute and everything. But just so we're clear, Jordin Canada not being an All-Star is a crime! She is just as good and as important as the other three! 😖 #WNBA2026 #GoDream

My dad or my mom for anything physical or financial. But any of my four sisters for anything psychological, emotional, or spiritual.

I just seen this story! Sandy Brondello was outta line calling Angel Reese a "protected species." I glad she was suspended byb the #WNBA. I love Angel Reese so much. I hope my GOAT is okay and doing well. 🫂 #WNBASeason2026 #WNBA2026 #GoDream

They let her win that great game on a buzzer beating layup? Are you kidding me?! Absolutely ashamed that a game that good ended on such a breakdown in defense. 😔 Good win for my Dream, though. #WNBASeason2026 #WNBA2026 #WNBAOnParamount #GoDream

Oh, sh!t! That was a *car accident* type collision. I'm surprised P Buckets walked off the court on her own (I thought that knee was cooked). No way she returns this game from concussion protocol, though. But I glad she's cool. 😃 #WNBASeason2026 #WNBA2026 #WNBAOnABC

"What? You've always had me." ... "Alright. Give me a hug!" Me, grown as hell, watching this t.v. series:

I am not surprised at all. Certified baller

I might have to add her to that MVP race cause these last 10 games or so she been cooking

🎶 "I wanna... be with you... in spite of what my heart says" 🎶

My Fever looked good again tonight at home against "Liberty Biberty." 😜😌 And K. Mitch went off for 33 points at home! They might be figuring it out... 😏 #WNBASeason2026 #WNBA2026 #WNBAOnParamount #GoFever

I know it's a joke and everything. But it's really crazy to be this ignorant about the country you live in. I was taught the majority of the states and their capitals by the time I was like 8 y/o. Hopefully, this person is in their twenties and not in their thirties. Smh

Those "using the restroom" warning dreams while you're sleep, DON'T MISS! They even get more aggressive the longer you ignore the warning! 😃

@spicenosugar.blacksky.app Happy Birthday, Tee! Hope you have a great day, Frien! 😃🥳🫂

Or... or... or... You can watch your mf'in mouth around Bluesky users who have 100s of 1000s of followers. If you not tryin to get dunked on, the best thing to do is...

My Dream won, Reese had another 23/12 dubby dub, and my Fever won?! WHAT A NIGHT! Happy Friday to me! 🥹😌 #WNBASeason2026 #WNBA2026 #WNBAOnION #GoDream #GoFever

I don't like the idea of you needing to take your "superstar" player out of the game because they're such a liability on defense. That's embarrassing. But one thing about her is that she can score and facilitate some points. A 43/10 dubby dub is crazy. She went off! 🙃 #WNBA2026 #WNBAOnION #GoFever

"We TaKe YoUr HeAlTh AnD sAfEtY sErIoUsLy" Bs! Yall greedy mfs don't gaf about my health. Yall just sayin w/e, so I'll come back and yall can profit off my "explosive diarrhea!" Yall knew exactly what yall was doing! Yall ain't slick! (Orders a burrito supreme from Taco Bell, bcuz fuck all 'lat) 🤣

LET'S GET IT!!! 😃 PRAYERS DOWN, MITCH! BURN IN HELL!! My only regret is that I couldn't look you dead in your eyes as you faded and the darkness consumed you! 🙃

Me, when I get on Bluesky all late trying to figure out what's going on, and one of my moots points out the knucklehead who is the *main character* for the day:

I might just say fuck it and go ahead and order a Zaxby's Zalad tonight. I'm bout sick of this "restrictions on food" bullsh!t. Mfs just gone have to kill me, because ain't nobody gone take Zalads away from me. 😶

But why can't it be both, tho. Capitalism runs deep. Yes, there was deregulation, and lack of oversight is responsible. But that doesn't mean Taco Bell didn't knowingly fcuk over customers. You don't have to choose a villain. Capitalism is responsible, and capitalism encompasses all 'lat sh!t. 🤷🏾

How tf Kroger, Walmart, and Sam's Club make the d@mn list?! Tf I'm supposed to buy my groceries at?! Goofy ass Meijer? 😤😖

White Americans: "AmErIcA iS tHe GrEaTeSt CoUnTrY eVeR!" 😌 Us: "Stfu! America is a sh!thole because yall racist white supremacist asses voted for Trump!" 😡 White Canadians: "AmErIcA iS a LiTeRaL sH!ThOlE!" 😏 Us: "Stfu! And go put them fires out so we can breathe over here in America, b!tch!" 🤬 🤣

This is why you never go out of your way to *defend* Capitalism. They're always in cahoots, and they know when they are fcuking you over. Fcuking you over to stay in business is the Capitalist way. Taco Bell knew EXACTLY what they were doing. 🤣🤣🤣

Not watermelon and chicken?! Might as well go for the racist trope trifecta and throw in the Kool-aid for good measure. 🤣

*Shirley* said I was "old as hell!" That means decrepit like I'm falling apart and sh!t! She knows exactly what she was trying to say! 🤣🤣🤣 (I'm just talkin sh!t)

This not the gov't indulging in VOTER INTIMIDATION? 🤨 VOTER INTIMIDATION not a CRIME no more? Or am I trippin? (This question is rhetorical) 🤔

Just a lil bit. 🤏🏾