Rapture this, rapture that; you better not use it as an excuse to skip your workout today! #BlackSkyFitness #GymBarbie

Good morning.

But I gotta clock in everyday??! I HATE IT HERE!!!!!

Welp.

Rapture day workout ☑️

1. Gender reveals 2. Expensive weddings 3. Pumpkin spice propaganda every damn fall 4. Columbus day 5. Fireworks (I have 2 dogs and a war veteran mom) 6. Making people swear on religious books in court

Cottage cheese bowls with berries, honey and crushed graham crackers are another snack currently saving me on my cut right now

The best boy 💖

A time was had last night… in bright aqua blue 😂

Ppl be committing mass suicide in situations like this. I hate to say that but it's historically accurate. These doomsday predictions are something that almost all cults have in common. It's how they control people.

This is literally how 7th Day Adventist Church started. This guy Miller I'm going around predicting the second coming of Jesus, folks sold their homes gave away the property etc. When it didn't happen a leftover group reformulated and gave birth to SDA. (Adventists please don't yell at me)

Realizing that my diet is very similar to that of a cat’s 😂Today’s breakfast was tuna rice, seaweed, cucumber, and miso soup

Fuck you and them Sean.

Born in 1993 is a stretch…

Idk but we as black folk have the potential to do the funniest shit ever

I always wonder how the Doomsday leaders pivot when the trumpets never blow

Last full day of summer here in California.. 🍂 🍇 🌲

Jesus don't even like them

Y’all are watching that alien mouth bitch memorial service?

Soo what are all of those people currently experiencing religious psychosis going to do when they’re “left behind” Tuesday when the rapture doesn’t actually happen? Mind you, the Bible says not even Angels know when the rapture will occur and that it’s unexpected.

Hit you when I touch down and I ain’t talkin end zone.

This entire Jimmy Kimmel situation shows, again, white folks can shut all this down whenever they want. But they won’t because they’re not against authoritarianism and hate. They’re just against it when it affects them.

I’ll be waiting for him on the porch just like this bc Him and I need to have a conversation about a few things.

BUT should I call in Tuesday just in case…

Preferably my silk robe and slippers, but realistically scrubs cause I gotta work 😀

I just stuck my bare ass fingers into someone’s mouth to pull their dentures out because they were being rushed into trauma neuro surg. This has been my 13th reason.

9/21

All for black girls getting their fairytale endings no matter what it is

Rare moment where I’m home before the sun goes down 🥳

the hispanic side of my family (mostly mexican but my grandma was spanish) are/were conservatives who hated immigrants. they intentionally didn't teach my dad and aunts and uncles spanish. one uncle rebelled by joining a gang, the rest... it's fucking haunting, and it's more common than you'd think.

Earth needs to be put in rice or a factory reset, something.

Patient just told me I’m good in the streets as long as they’re out

If you ever even consider getting a job in ICE as a hispanic or if you have any POC ancestry is absolutely bonkersss!!!

I’m about to pick the Earth up and start shaking it 🫩

I hate seeing these Hispanic coons basically going after their ancestors, their grandmothers and grandfathers had to do what they do to be here just like the folks that they’re rounding up. It’s embarrassing.

Her name is Freje Jernise ❤️

I hate all ICE agents, but I especially hate the Hispanic ones who pretend to not know or understand any Spanish in order to be more white-adjacent.

Apparently ICE has partnered with the Lafayette, LA sheriff’s department, and are targeting Home Depot and Lowe’s stores especially. Be safe!!

Let me be the one to say it plain and clear. America is not intelligent or self-sufficient enough as a nation to be isolationist. American exceptionalism is a dangerous delusion. Like an Icarus level delusion. And it's so deep too many folks don't realize the wings already burned & we're plummeting.

They need to let us lock these fuckin accounts on God

Most of the things that ACTUALLY made this country great were at the hands of foreigners and immigrants, and ofc black people. So the more they’re attacked, killed, pushed out, etc? The more we’ll see just how much white people actually don’t do. Just saying.

He’s purposely trying to alienate us from the rest of the world. Also, not only is this going to hurt peoples’ livelihoods, but it will also separate families, and crush the economy

If you are one of the almost 100 Dems who voted to honor the guy who said the Civil Rights Act was a huge mistake, don’t bother asking Black people to vote for you, donate to you or canvass for you next year. Don’t bother. Please. And don’t be shocked if you get a primary opponent.

some of yall sound a lot closer to MAGA when you let that xenophobic mask slip 🥴

saying you just don’t care about the h1b visa thing is a wild choice 💀

My goal today is to find and treat myself to my dream chess board.

My face while typing “lol” at the end of my sentences