Officer: “STOP RESISTING” Me: “I’M NOT. HOLD ON LET ME COOK”

Cats really will put all their weight on your lungs, and just expect you to suffer through it 😭

Mind you, this movie is about a woman who escapes an abuse fueled marriage with a man, while also coming to realization with her homosexual identity…Why did she ever think the white incels she panders to would support this?! 💀💀💀

So Black Mirror coded. And I’m just knowing there’s in-app fees 💀

So…the government shutdown was kinda pointless…

When I come to work, and all of my patients are men; I just know it’s gonna be a terrible day

I'm not a govt worker, but to me it'd be even more of an insult that I had to miss 3 paychecks and yall got even less now than you were holding out for in the beginning. Bc if that was the case, you could've just signed them papers weeks ago.

No. Her fan base now consists of white right leaning incels, which is also why her most recent movie flopped.

I just wanted to blow up my new avi. 😁

Stop arguing with people who have the IQ of an eggplant.

"i wish women would stop starting gender wars online. Its divisive!" THIS WOMAN IS THE PRESIDENT OF A COUNTRY AND SHE IS BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED ON LIVE TV.

Louisiana SNAP recipients received their funds at the beginning of November, just to have them taken back…literally how fucking cruel. Allegedly, it’s so that “even higher” amounts can be placed on the cards by the end of the week 🙄

Hi guys, small update. I’m gonna try my best in the city of Houston to pass out desserts (things like pound cake, cookies, etc) to the less fortunate when I go volunteer. 🥹if yall wanna help let me know!

*bitch better have my money playing in the background

Me when it's time to eat Jay Z:

Imma use that hot sauce in her bag for extra flavor

Me when it’s time to eat Rihanna

And I’m wit it!!! Get em all!!!

Billionaires that don't even know they exist and they're crying snot and tears over them.

I’ve always found it odd how hard people go behind these billionaire celebrities who are contributing nothing to society, unless it benefits their own pockets.

When we say eat the rich, that does indeed mean your faves too 😩

You stan/cult kewns that are getting mad at the rest of us for calling out this capitalist foolishness can stfu

OH?!?!

This and it’s a LEGITIMATE argument!! Billionaires should not exist!! There is some level of exploitation here even from our faves. And it’s the ugly truth!

Keep in mind that if I was president, I would lock all men in cages at 7pm so that women could enjoy nightlife and night walks (without fear).

I love that Zohran did not praise Cuomo in his speech. You absolutely do not have to say nice things about bad people. We should normalize that in “polite” politics: Praising bad people is not actually “civility.”

Mamdani: "Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: Turn the volume up."

Seeing how NYC showed up for Mamdani, and the widespread national support he was given, is giving me a littleee bit of hope for the rest of the country 🥹

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

Bad circumstances—>Crime—>Prison—>Slavery* *prison labor is legalized slave labor, but perhaps the plan is to drop the pretense

I don’t live anywhere near New York, but I NEED Mamdani to win this election.

Today is #ElectionDay in 39 states across the country. Know your voting rights! Images: When We All Vote

Phantom of the Opera is coming to New Orleans next year

I GOT ACCEPTED INTO THE UNIVERSITY I APPLIED FOR!!!!!! (It does help that I live in the area and A works there but STILL!!!!!!!) NO MORE STRESSING!!!!

pants hella starched but they aren’t skin tight and bedazzled and he’s matching but not overly matching.

1, 4, 5 (going to use my super intelligence to make unlimited money 🙂‍↕️)

Check on your folks, especially the elders, the disabled, the chronically ill, and the single parents. Survival mode can pull us deep into isolation, but we were never meant to carry any of this alone.

What one man won’t do… 🙂

Gave the driver of a cybertruck a thumbs down and he got mad 🤣

This video confused me so bad because his outfit is actually pretty good lol

I can’t stop buying blush 😭😭😭

me and a sexy pirate ♥️🏴‍☠️🥰

I was hot last night 😌

“I bet you bitches go 50/50 now” in response to snap and EBT getting cut is not a “gotcha”. You’ve openly admitted that it takes societal collapse for you to even imagine a woman accepting your meager contributions. You a rodent nigga. Vermin.

Black women improve everyone's lives honestly

A Single Black Father facing eviction is asking for help. He had to change his hours to take care of his daughter, it’s been hard trying to keep up with rent and he’s fallen behind. If we each give $1 he’ll reach his goal. We’ve helped 167 people so far, let’s keep going.

Buying each other stocks for Christmas (this is about my family; not a man) >>>>>