“We love America and we’ll never apologize for that.”

Sorry for limited skeets; frozen fingers! Large Chicago crowd has hit the streets in protest of the U.S. bombing of Venezuela and kidnapping of President Maduro.

A question I think about often is the Las Culturistas standing question of “what was the culture that made you feel culture was for you?” and not enough people left have “thinking the Iraq War was stupid” as one of their answers, imho.

“Impeach them all” is a needed messaging approach.

The 2000 election was the most consequential of my lifetime (I was not alive in 1980).

"After a very long period of pretense, there is clearly no distinction between America First and neoconservatism," writes @attackerman.bsky.social

I would like to exit the simulation now.

People have been sleeping on Delia Ramirez imho

let’s keep pretending this all started with Trump tho

Spelling Rachel as “Rachael” always was a red flag but also this person was never actually good at this. “Agree or disagree with crimes, the execution of the crime was STUN-NING” is not analysis.

I’m not psychologically prepared for circle back season rn

I know it’s sort of easy to forget because of ~everything~ in 2020, but remember when it seemed like maybe we were going to start the new year by waging war on Iran?

what could go wrong

Congress spent all of 2025 showing this administration there is no such thing as Congress but cool statement! Also Congress just repealed the abused post-9/11 AUMF! There has been no subject Congress has shirked responsibility more on than war powers post-Iraq because they’re afraid of bad politics.

Can’t wait for Tony Dokoupil to ask David Beckham Bari Weiss’s questions about Maduro on some pitch in Miami or Khaled on a jet ski.

Did a Miss Venezuela once rebuff his advances? I don’t get it.

oh hell no take your circus somewhere else!

As someone who did pool reports in normal times, this is, uh, highly unusual and insane.

again Tony Dokoupil is not that smart and not that good and I firmly believe has his job because his hair carried him 90% of the way there and the last 10% is that the expression of his stupid pleased his new boss, who is seeking to please the oligarchs and whose stupid aligns with his.

I mean this is also how the New York Times reported it! It’s wrong but they also feel validated at the highest level!

uh EXCUSE ME

We will love America but also take the narrowest, most dangerous view on defining what “loving America” means. Everything presented as “not a choice” is actually “a choice.”

As a certified Josh Charles girlie, this is a real bummer!!

Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti. Mattia sips on an espresso during his. Truly the heroes we need during these times.

part racist and part “every white person in New York City who voted against the corrupt serial sexual harassing carpetbagger is from… generic suburban … Wisconsin? areas definitely known currently for radical socialism????”

Maybe this is millennial coded but to me New York City is hopping on the subway and getting to witnesses so much authentic, dope-ass style. I think it’s cool the first couple, and especially the First Lady of NYC has authentic, dope-ass style and sorry the Post hates that! Maybe they don’t like NYC!

again at some point when you continue to consistently isolate yourself as an organization from reality, you make yourself increasingly useless to the average person. Every time the NYT tries to use Jews as a wedge against the new mayor, I’m just gonna post the Mamdani-Patinkin Hanukkah video.

college football has been rendered very dumb that was the dumb ending this game deserved no notes

The Cuckold Bridegroom, by Jan Havicksz, 1670, 📸 by Justin Ford

"Guy in charge of the stage at the Sugar Bowl becoming increasingly frustrated" is a Tim Robinson character.

omfg lololololololololololol

you absolutely has to score the touchdown when you were at the three yard line with multiple attempts and this kicker who could make it from 80 yards

“Charlie Weis, Jr. says he’s been dreaming of this.” 🤪

I know people don’t like winners and are rooting for UGA to lose but I think we have to admit that objectively nothing is funnier than Ole Miss surrender cobra and I would love to see it.

ohmygod

literally just said aloud, “so no wits.”

referees have never done anything wrong

“I was scared the entirety of that play. That was some scary dazzle dazzle.” — @jzembik.bsky.social

siri show me the worst

Charlie Weis Jr. going full Charlie Weis right there lol

L O L

I think that's the definition of targeting that I hate. It's not a dirty play. It's not the kind of hit targeting is meant to get rid of.

When another boy took your balloon

congrats to the good brand, @homefield.bsky.social!!!

Happy for all my IU people they are having a good time

This is the way

America’s Team of Destiny

lol to Nick Saban’s golf buddies rn I hope they’re swinging through it

Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty

Idk what this actually means for me but it very much could be worse so I’ll take it