Being both big dog and babygirl is exhausting

Corrected it

This World Cup is going to be a disaster. 😂😂 apnews.com/article/worl...

Centaur western showdown

Vampire piano composer. I just know that tormented soul would make the most busily symphonies

Go to the mf gym!!!!!

I’d be a plum. Juicy for the right one

Genie sub. wtf you granting MY wishes

Poison Ivy (specifically the animated serious version) Danny Phantom Prince Zuko (when he grows the shag, NOT skinhead ponytail Zuko) Shego from Kim Possible 😍

“Bitch change your name and run. They finna get you.”

I choose a pen. Small, easily concealable, easily transported, and inconspicuous. I can stab, slice, shoot poison darts, electrocute someone (modified), and have modified a small grappling hook. Depending on my parameters, it’s also a sword a lá Percy Jackson

Werewolf Bachelor reality show…. I’m a contestant

emotional neglect isn't talked about enough.

I kinda miss having my ti— you know what, nvm.

Might need to run it back fr

looks like a lot of people are "working on it" lemme find out it really IS going down in the DMs & offline

This is also why I fall for the wordsmiths… you gotta be good with your words over here. 🙃

I remember I was dating this guy in college, and trying to impress him. So I offered to do his homework for him cause I was an ✨English Major ✨ at the time. He didn’t tell me til months later he got a D on the assignment 😂😂

Noticed how I used the correct “they” even when under the influence. What they say about us ain’t true!! Frank Ocean mama was wrong!

I loveeee people that smoke weed. We’re so nice and inviting and chill

I need a page where I can just shitpost. Get my thoughts off. I’m fine. Just thinking a lot and having a day

Met the cutest lesbian couple at the dab bar tonight. I’m praying they wanna make me their third, they fine asf 😂

Yall heard him ladies!!! If he slide in yo DM, you’re in for a goooooddd time!!! 😍

People keep bringing up the consummé like that’s not just the stew oil the meat came out of. The meat itself is dry and not as flavorful as it looks!!!

Literally dry tacos and the console was unflavored cooking oil in a cup. That “birria taco” craze was some bullshit.

I recommend Firefox, duckduckgo too. You can even change your default searches on your phone and browsers to duckduckgo. Searches aren't saved or archived.

Like that’s my luh friend now fr 😂

Forgiving, understand, and becoming friends with your mom >>>>>>

If you really wanna help us fight against AI, I did this myself, change your phones browser and laptop browsers to Ecosia! AI on the Internet may pop up, but for every search they plant a tree! They also donate to green initiatives. I plan to try and pitch this browser to the school board next year

You telling me a chicken jerked this dinner?!?!

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And don’t let him be a simp/yearner too who can feed your praise kink AND your degradation kink at the same time

Damn I love a submissive man that turns into a dominatrix daddy behind closed doors

Easyyyyy big daddy

Gonna make jerk chicken drums, spinach, and rice for this weeks prep. Keeping it simple!!

I forgot just how damn good this show is. I also remember I never finished it! I got to the episode where they broke into that tower on an island and started a different anime and got obsessed with that one 😂 I’m excited to see the ending now

Went to the grand opening of my cousin’s Spa. I am so so proud of her. Two years in the making and it’s finally here. 🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎 Welcome to Aulo 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Idk if anyone plays this, but right now I have the highest score of my family. Any challengers?

“Hello? HR?”

He really got pull with tech support wtf 😭

WAIT HOLD AWN HOLD AWN

LMAO if this works I’ll uphold the original

Gen Z here 🎶

Yes! And it just made it wet and blander. I get the onions, cilantro, and all! That cut of meat just isn’t good for me. They need to make al pastor tacos with a birria type conzommé!

One of the biggest disappointments in my life was birria tacos. They look so good and flavorful and be soo dry

Ohhhhh I hope someone wanna start today 😂 it’s been a good minute

He’s actually an architect, but I’d tell an uber driver to turn around and keep his eyes on the mf road

And when I meet him I’ll be mean to him too