“All she do is thieve. Can’t even leave ya pussy out, she’ll try to put that on” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Moms just be talking. That lady fr told her daughter if the doors ain’t locked, somebody coulda came in the house and stuck they dick her mouth 😭😭😭

If someone up and start handing out timetables sheets at the function, I’m going home 😭

I just wanna find some hot girlies to match almost non existent skirts with and take hot picks

I’d feel like celebrating fa shit sho

Yall this girl just tried to eat my mouth cause she saw me drinking a caprisun

(I still haven’t called the school to start my reapplication process)

Still mad at that man for putting my extra bourbon sauce on the rice instead of the chicken

The video is almost 5 mins so I just cut the funny part 🤣🤣

Nigga need onea dese

I can’t wait for beach season again

Oooo I need to go see the water UGH

I need more animes about grown adults. Tired of being scared that a new show is gonna be pedo asf 😭

Man stop showing me that man with the titty on his head 😭 making my head and stomach hurt

Them pictures still on Instagram 🙂‍↔️

(ladies, perfume on the ankles)

Tbh.. I don’t care to start over with anyone else. I wanted him to do it right the first time. Now I’m stuck in limbo cause idk what I wanna do

I always wonder if someone is doing a full out social experiment on us

Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card💫

The library is freaking awesome frfr

If you live in Orlando, the Downtown OCLS branch is the BEST and biggest library here. My favorite days are the puzzle days. Bring a puzzle(or 4) and get a few back Last time I went, no one showed up. I got 5 puzzles

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You can even rent musical instruments, sewing machines, telescopes, binoculars, & board games, science kits, memory kits for dementia patients, & toys! You can also sign up for streaming services to watch movies and shows, get audio books, & sign up for all sort of classes and workshops!

My coworker told me about a book she read and I forgot the name ugh

Blerdcon day one !

Well there we have it LMAO

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Me, liking random peoples posts.

Hello?!

Keep the corned beef. Keep the spam. Keep the Vienna sausages…

He gon do something in the near future and somebody gon be like “ain’t he the dude that shitted on himself out in the cold?”

CHEEKS WERE GLUEEEDDDDD?! Yall so fucking funny man

I’m fr 26 30 gon hit me like:

His wording was off, now he gotta clear his name of being Jack “Shitty Booty” Frost 🙂‍↔️🤣

Woke up the baby cause I asked for some Nilla Wafers and the box he brought was long asf 😭😭😭

I be forgetting I follow nsfw pages. I just yelled “is that a nipple!?”

Until people prove me wrong and are someone i find reliable/can sit in my coven of trusteds, I reserve my judgement of you through your actions and move accordingly so... Blame those who act two faced towards me, not me, the neurospicy, emotionally tired person trying preserve my peace lol 😮‍💨

I'm hyper independent—due to people close to me in the past ("friends"/family/etc) letting me down/being inconsistent or holding shit over my head where asking or even expressing a inkling of needing help feels like pulling teeth. I do need help I'd rather hoof it alone & drown trying than ask. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Florida gas prices going CRAZY

You a big fan of fishnet Friday?? 🖤

I don’t communicate as often as I should. Or maybe as often as society deems important

I can get over her kissing his feet… Women be licking armpits What I can’t get over is the fact that his feet were DIRTYYYYYYYYY

need out of town air.

My grandma always on a cruise somewhere with her lady friend

Nobody: Your girl when she drunk:

Tiffany Pollard is the OG reality star, you can’t tell me different lol

😐😐 why she let them put her on the internet knowing her lashes looked like this

Ww3 better not ruin my summer!