Crazy as a celebrity you can’t even give a lil thankful suck without being outed to the world.

Pants onna ground, pants onna ground. Lookin like a FOOL witcha pants onna ground

Shawt bus shawty

It’s not even the bubble bath bothering me. It’s his feetsies swaying in water like like turds

I remember I was in a sad kinda mood. So I texted a guy I’m dating about my lil feels. THIS Johnigga Bravo ass mf sends me a shower selfie… Sir. Why do you feel your wet titties was gon make me feel better?

And then I gotta do this shit again tomorrow???

Sunglasses & Advil…last night was mad real

Imagine going naked deep diving and the current start pulling you out to sea omg omg omg omg

Passionate enterings

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full video www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fy5sEG/

quick summary by the homie. I’ll link his TT w/the full video below as its too long to post so I had to shorten it..

Cake was the wrong flavor BUT my hysterectomy panty party was a blast!!! No Flo, No Mo! 🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️ I'm exhausted, two bottles of proceso shared and a buzzball tipsy, and very very loved. There's better pics of my full fit, but everyone else got them! 😂

This nigga start playing jazz with his body parts?? This why I love One Piece cause what the hell do they be doing? KSJSJEOSNSISK

Kuma bots??

The owl impersonations on TikTok is sending meeeeee like what the hell is a Jamaican owl 😭😭 “bomba who?!”

I just googled him and ruined the whole backstory for his character 🥲 I just wanted a picture to post

Wait I’m overstimulated 😭🤚🏾 why they saying this Kuma is a fake??

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Me right now

I love my cat but I’m clearly so very allergic to him

I’m F R E E Tiny Human free

Cash, unfortunately, does make the cucci go whoo-whoo. When times are tough and other obligations loom high, stress exhausts the libido. Bigger bills = more work : More work = less sex Coupled with this manosphere stuff and the current political environment? Good luck, y'all.

Why is it flicking the bean?

Going outside

Haitian?

Doordash telling me I'm not close to home like I can't choose what I want BEFORE I get home smh

No but imma smoke a couple blunts 😌

I want to do a Black Business thread 🧵 🚨If you’re a Black Business owner, Black creators or Black entrepreneur, advertise yourself & your talent 🤎 Let’s support each other, especially during Black History Month ✊🏾💯

I love when people code switch their vocabulary but not their accent and tone 😭

My dad is alive and well and yet I don’t get to see him. I hate this shit man. I wanna hug my daddy. I wanna go get our pedicures done and eat fish and go shopping. I wanna sit and watch a movie with him. I miss him so much

UGH sometimes emotions come crashing down on you

“If you call your apartment a house and your friend correct you, they a hater” No and that’s so valid cause why is the terminology so important?? This my mf house

Get $1000 in cash. Put it in a brown paper bag. Write your name and number on the bag. Head to Union Sq. Find the capital one across from the regal. Find the loose brick in the third row on the outside of the building. Leave the money behind that brick. We'll get back to you

Why when people get a little popular the first thing they do is make music??

Pussycat from the hair store always gon get me 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

“sugar honey iced tea” 2026 graphite and colored pencils on paper

chile i locked myself out of my phone for a few days until support can help and had to make this account omg

the reason i got so lit is because today is my birthday 😆 01/17 ✨

Okay day 1 over. Overall vibe was cool but I don’t like the fact that they would possibly deny me a lunch break. Manager pulled me to the side about a certain employee causing problems (but also said she doesn’t like store gossip… but also told me not to tell anyone what she was telling me 😭😭)

This is actually indicative of a MUCH larger problem going on with the food service industry in general right now.

Bout to start a union in this bitch

I know I was excited to work and maybe I moved to quickly accepting but I won’t be here long cause huhhhhh

Chy why the manager tell me that if it’s too busy, they have a possibility of not allowing me a lunch break during my shifts

Keep in mind I still have yet to meet this lady

ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.

And then I’m hungry like..

Guess the meaning DO NOT CHEAT OR I’LL GET YOU Today’s word is - “Equivocate” Sentence - “He seem to be very equivocating when asked about his job” #KeeksWoD

This is very unbecoming

Alright day one, manager late