I worked on him for two hours and then he got knocked over 😭😭😭

His argument was immediately null and void with the “what should I eat” idk I wouldn’t argue with him 😭😭

I want black people to diversity the conversations we are having in black spaces

Using his entire body strength to hit my lil whopper jr from the back. Yall determined asf.

The fact that “what should I eat tonight” was the example

I need to get outside more and meet ppl in my city. I’m too comfortable staying in the house and that’s not what life is about. I need more fun.

I lied I have a dream. A dream vacay. Copenhagen is so beautiful

G5 trying to convince the kids that pirates are bad 😭😭 oh im gonna cry

Get em while they’re cheap!! I will be editing my menu and should have a new one out by May since I haven’t updated this one in about 3 years and would like to offer some new items and a better ordering structure.

I think I be lost cause I never really had a dream anything. I just be existing fr

No cause I hate a “I was going to..” ass mf. Why didn’t you do it then?

No, seriously, just pay for it and tell her about it after you did it.

Yesterday was really nice despite our tent breaking and spending 2 hours trying to put up a sunshade in the wind

Honestly, my favorite thing a man has ever said

I just wanna let yall know that I’ve become current on my CC bill. Thank you to the people that helped me back in January when I wasn’t working yet ❣️😩

They not tryna hear you!

Y’all are not bout to let a white person rile y’all up over greens….are y’all?

Sleeping in socks is a crime

y’all bully me about coleslaw when the real villains are people who sleep with socks on

When we were still on the bad place and they clipped my account, I had ppl hitting me up on IG to make sure I hadn’t gone up yonder man. People. Notice. You. In. These. Spaces. Even if you think they don’t!!

Hannah Montana dance party with the tot

BOOTY BUTT BOOTY BUTT BOOTY BUTT CHᴱᴱKS

This app too little for people to not notice yall missing 😭😭

Talking bout ain’t nobody gonna notice you. Chile I got called a bitch for unfollowing someone a couple weeks ago lmao. Folks will notice for sure

I have stood up to other men for myself and other women more than any man has.

Calling me out my name will never fly. That’s an instant non-negotiable and everything’s a dub once it’s done. Idc how angry I am I’ll walk away before I call you anything other than what ya folks named you

So if she’s alive then that means the same lil baby snow fleas that was causing a ruckus outside that school are still alive too bc 1 +1 right? Probably procreated and put that hate into their offspring

My favorite part about this clip is how the women she talking bout sitting there like they had an epiphany… like “damn yea..all he gave me was some damn kids..”

We’re def not on the same internet if you don’t know the Mars Argo and Poppy lore

HUG THEM YOUNG BLACK BOYS

What’s your favorite fictional hit from a show? 👀👀

IM SO IN LOOOOAAAVVEEEE

Maybe I should reach out when yall go missing lmaooo. I literally notice every single time

It’s literally so hard to say no to me

I can’t find my bathing suit. I should just go buy a new one

Gotta run this one back (the dress) but, in purple!!! 💋😘🤎

When she runs into the room and I hear Granny’s laugh of joy and pure excitement, my heart just

I usually notice immediately when a certain group of people has gone missing off this app

“What you wanna watch?” And it’s always “michey mouse”

I’m never gonna lose this bloat. I’m eating Hawaiian rolls for breakfast

Ayeeeee it’s my burfday 🎂🎉 *Dance Break*

POV: you’re watching everyone in the internet use POV wrong which is another indicator of low literacy skills

The face of a woman whose hair was on fire earlier—anyway, hope you enjoyed your 4/20 too

Going somewhere full of pretty faces, asses that sit up, and titties jiggling and your main focus is other niggas (i.e DICK)

Male centered men really are the scariest bunch

Someone told me about this I wanna do a garden of flowers drawn by my loved ones

The block too hot. I seen white people in the likes. Only a matter of time before they start..speaking at me.

I need him in it like that AI robot chef

Nobody: Nobody at all: Men: here’s my dick.