Im on the last season of my Insecure rewatch and realizing I dont remember SHIT from this season 😭 except the literal end..... It's like I never even watched it smh

I love a good frot 🙂

LMAO frot dog omg

Here's yall birth control for the week. She figured out how to get past the doorknob covers and pulled everything out of the linen closet in her room. I cant even laugh about this one, Im exhausted.

If I have another child who's as curious as my daughter is, Im not gonna survive it and Im not even joking or laughing at all.

Not a single boundary gets crossed over here anymore. Cause if I cant stand up for, respect, and protect myself, how am I gonna do it for my daughter?

Breaking the generational curses of my own parents and theirs' 💀 putting my child's happiness first

She's not doing anything you try to force on her. She loves to sing. She's gorgeous lmao. She'll watch her comfort show a million times and never get tired

We snuggle in bed together while watching shows our own individual devices lmaoo. Also running. I hate it. She loves it. The way she laughs while we're doing it together, holding hands, makes it worth it

CRAZY

She always so happy 🥺🥺 She eats at superspeed just like me lol. She sings all day long. Her dimples and fat cheeks 🥺🥺 Her sweet little voice. She's so amazing at problem-solving (even tho that one be fucking my life up fr fr 💀) At her young age, she's already so good at using discernment w/ people

I dont

Oh and also, I dont tell my daughter "no" just because. If she wants something and it's not hurting anyone and she hasnt done anything wrong, I let her have it

I'm more physically affectionate and soft with my daughter than my mama was and I dont put my hands on my daughter or whoop her like my parents did me

Portillo's. I needed beef EVERY DAY. Burgers and hotdogs.

shitshow lmaooo

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Currently getting over a stomach bug that I got while getting over a cold 🙃🙃🙃

Lowkey it be funny as hell when the woman who played the original Dora the Explorer be tryna imitate her, expecting people to be like "omg it's Dora!" like girl... You are a grown woman now, you dont sound like Dora anymore 😭😭😭

Im not bout to drink again until Dreamcon lbvs

Everyone thinks cause Im skinny that it's easy to find clothes for my size....but it's not easy to find clothes for your SHAPE when you're skinny with little tiddys but you got ass and hips. All the skinny models either flat bootied or they got double Ds 😤

Just FYI, Bruno Mars' show was nothing short of amazing and magical and his ability to fuse r&b + funk + soul + Latin music so effortlessly into one performance was genius. Wish I could watch a video of his entire two hour set 😭😭

Is Mariah Carey okay? ☹️

People be having babies less than a year old in front facing car seats. Like... I know there's no "manual for how to be a good parent" but there's plenty of info on how to be safe.

What show is this that everybody watching with the couples? With the Black man who just found out he was on the spectrum?

The white boy in the movie Im watching just said "Peace out, nigga" while dapping up two other white boys 💀 and I know they ass are like this in real life

A Vampire in Gary

I always thought it was crazy AF that people would just ice skate on frozen lakes. But I'm an anxious person so all I can think about is that ice breaking 🥴 like duhhh of course that would happen

My grandma: *refers to my babydaddy as my "friend"

I was just made aware that someone is on Bumble impersonating me and all I could think was MAMA I MADE IT Jk jk lmaooo but aye..... I look 23 yall???? *Blushes* Anyway. Report report report Elina ass 🤣

And now my mama thinks Im pregnant of course... She ALWAYS thinks Im pregnant whenever ANYTHING is wrong 😭 it's funny that she think I be having sex like that fr..

This stomach bug got me feeling pregnant in my first trimester again and it actually has me questioning if I really can get through that again to have more babies 😭😭😭😭 the constant nausea was killing meeee

Idk why it's so hard for them to just have manners

Ironically enough, my hair has started retaining growth again since I started lightly dusting my ends every single month, rather than getting trims every few months. Sounds backwards, but it's super helpful for my tightly coiled hair that gets extremely knotted on the ends 🥴

The people who make Pepto Bismol tablets can go to hell. If I already gotta throw up, why tf would you give me this big funky ass chalky tablet to gag on. Nigga I choked twice before I got the third one down

I didnt realize JUST how unique of a person my daddy was until his last few years, when I was caregiving for him. There really was no one like Terry. I'm sad I can never introduce anyone to him again.

John Travolta doesnt look different to me. Everyone saying his face is snatched and he look younger but he looks the same as he did last year (actually slightly older) and there are literally wrinkles all over his face. Seeing him with a fat ass beret and a little weight loss is confusing everyone 😭

Im ngl, I used to be someone who was excited for a new Drake album years ago, but now I dont even have a desire to go and listen.....I dont even have a desire to listen to the Drake songs I've already known and loved 😩

Why do all these celebrities wanna be bony???? 😩😩😩

Idk I feel a little choke and sprinkle of tongue kissing will heal me right away

Durand is right. More people should sing background for others. Even Whitney and MJ did it!

Watching Corrina, Corrina and ummmmmm This choir scene???? I would have liked a warning 😭😭😭😭

LMFAOOOOOO

FOT PUM PUM GYAL

I LOVE seeing more of the girlies getting into gaming! LETS TAKE OVER!!!

I just made three more playlists.... I have a playlist problem 🫠 really just a problem with constantly having to organize things into groups lmfaoo

Im bout to eat a big breakfast and get my life together

What does it feel like to be a woman who has been proposed to by multiple partners [seriously]. Im always baffled by that lol

Lmaoooo

I hope women with deep voices have a good day today.