WHY ISN'T THE REGULAR SMOKING DUCK IN THE GIF SELECTION?

I really enjoy the slightly* yandere loverboy trope *slightly bc I do not endorse the murdery direction some stories go in

A woman posted that her fianceé strung her along abt having kids for 10 years then told her he never even liked her and was wasting her time on purpose so she couldnt have kids w anybody else. Somebody's solution was "stop having sex before marriage" ??? SO YOUR ANSWER IS TO MARRY THE PSYCHO FIRST?

No time for an outline at 6:59 pm on the day it's due

I do, but I'm used to meeting groups of ppl at cons and such so 🤷🏽‍♀️

today’s funny

me when bae gets irradiated bc I thought the enriched uranium would turn him into Green Lantern, but he forgives me for sneaking it into his protein powder anyway:

I been wanting to paint this meme for a while but I made the underpainting so pretty I'm scared to touch it now 😩 #wip #art

I might not always be right... but I'mma always be real

The iPhone led to the homogenization of not only phones, but tech as a whole, removing all uniqueness to where every company operates off the same business model, even when it doesn't realate. Part of this was a deification of Steve Jobs. In this essay, I will....

I been wanting to paint this meme for a while but I made the underpainting so pretty I'm scared to touch it now 😩 #wip #art

Everybody saying no, but I refuse to believe I can't psych-hoe myself into whore-reality. I'm only forced to spirislut bc the caliber of available partners has declined too far to risk my health, but if it ever rises again? The streets will run sticky with cream.

gosh well :( artwork for a cancelled book cover

Our feature artist/tutorial today is this page on CREASE DIRECTION, by the talented @miyuliart! Under the surface, the partial TWIST of the HAND can cause two TENSION POINTS in the sleeve fabric - from the LATERAL (OUTER) SIDE of the ELBOW to the MEDIAL SIDE of the HAND (pinky).

Alright, it's finally 10; I can put my smooth jazz on bc it won't be a catastrophe if I fall asleep

Proximity Media dropped new Sinners footage Ryan Coogler narrating the process of the early stages of the hair & makeup test (The Stack and Annie interaction 😂)

Its always "I don't wanna hurt you, what if you die" from the Big and Talls when the girls just wanna crushed a little

I'd rather they be cheating bc if they're a murderer, they might murder me if I leave them

*sigh* lemme go take some money out...

yay

As someone who draws girls damn near exclusively, this is immense progress for me! It's still a sketch, but I think I deserve a treat. Like, right now.

Relevant

Browsing through "bara men" on Pinterest for ✨educational purposes✨

I wanna relearn Spanish but only bc I wanna communicate with the ppl at my fav taco shop better. I can't tell if my motivation is problematic or not but I feel like learning a language is a net positive. Its not like I'm a missionary plotting to colonize the papusas

"I bust the windows out ya car"

We DO deserve 💖

#BHM Challenge Day 27: Raikage. #NARUTO

THOT SQUAD study for my art class that I’m actually really proud of. Hard Round Brush.

They are reading softcore Pennywise fanfic on tikytok and... author is cooking

"Niggas Wylin"

Closing out Black History Month with this song.... ❤️🖤💚

just scrolled and realized somebody looks a lot like Richard Pryor without the beard, but it works for them

Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

That’s why I cringe when people do these moral evaluations of what gets people off. It’s not some reflection of my self concept or worth bc I’ve found a way to climax that you don’t get.

“Yall have extreme sex bc that’s only way you feel seen.” Let’s define extreme. And I’ve absolutely feel seen when my partner isn’t judgmental and takes my desire as a directive.

Constantly calling others unattractive doesn’t make you more attractive.

I could and have. My friends would usually be appalled at my boyfriends' looks but they were handsome to me lol

i wanna follow back for the meat but i can't with the AI pics, i'm sawwryyy

Having to get up and cook food that I bought so it doesn't spoil and become a waste of money... is this my reward for being responsible and planning ahead? Really??

Welp, once again. Like clockwork.

Bathsheba when King David pulled out his meat as she was trying to read the letter telling her that Uriah the Hittite had gotten killed:

I hope the only ones that get drafted are the manosphere. Let those "alphas" show us what a high-value man is really worth.

here's a little bit more work on my current piccie.

this comic cover always makes me feel a little better about things

Sorry to my people but I'm never giving it up. Its a fun word

Korra supporters will never know peace 🫩

all I said was "justice for Korra" and next thing I know I'm hearing Korra fans are weird and that she's a "valley girl"(???) lol ok