Basically this scene but into a voice note

She in crisis—meanwhile, the dog: "I almost died mom did you see that? Crazy. Unrelated, can I have some pork rinds?"

Is it just me or does the news seem especially heinous this morning

Supurrnova

"I'm sick so if I order just French toast, that's fine. I don't need nothing healthy" — me before I typed that thought out and saw how I sounded

All the “regretful” mofos leaving MAGA need to get on their January 6 energy to fix the mess they created. Get in the field and die bout the shit you caused. You want our forgiveness lay your life down for it, be like Christ for once.

Knowing that they scrambling because the optics ain’t what they need intrigues me as a publicist. Project 2025 depended on us being outside, that’s why they are in Minneapolis trying to recreate what happened in 2020.

*inspired screams*

I wasn't waiting at all and I didn't watch last season but I think they might've roped my ass back in

Get back into floor Pilates

Comic artist LeBeau Underwood’s daughter has been missing in Chicago since yesterday morning. Please share in the hopes we can bring the family a happy conclusion to this.

Sagat. #StreetFighter

Did it anyway #SmallBusinessOwner

Packing orders and I thought I had more logo stickers printed than I do

"Where love is never black and white" I bet it ain't lmao

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I'm not surprised somebody was losery enough to come up with this. Just look at why Corn Flakes were made.

Lemme see what's the word today since I'm taking a lil break....

Somebody said the whole omegaverse thing at it's core is just a breeding kink trope and now I can't unsee it like—

Our feature artist/tutorial for today is this great set of notes on DRAWING SHOES, by the talented @sirpangur! I especially love all those USEFUL ANGLES, and the foot/shoe FORM BREAK DOWNS! #anime #manga #illustration #drawing #characterdesign #gamedev #comicart #fashiondesign

"Women used to submit!" And men used to by flowers. We didn't wait for her to "prove" she was wife material. We did like every other creature in nature and we peacocked. Dressed for women. Wore colognes they liked. Took them to restaurants. To prove we were the best choice.

you can tell sis wasn't doing her kegels, that's why she on the curb smh

Trying to enjoy my fun lil smut fics but the psychology behind why so many writers describe a woman getting fucked real good as "ruining" keeps interrupting me

Glass blowing and blacksmithing

Gave him a prostate orgasm, it was a cum from behind victory, if you will.

congrats to Wunmi & Pastor @solomonmissouri.bsky.social on the big news!

Incredibly helpful for someone watching basketball for the lesbian drama

Olandria Carthen attends the #GoldenGlobes2026

This is why that "Is having a boyfriend embarrassing now?" article was published. Bc imagine how many women got enough shame and sense to not share their bird brained decisions with us

Still going 😅

Laziest fairy in the garden

Wunmi & Hailee pregnant at the same time 🥹

Unnecessary noise in the morning on the weekend will get you hogtied and gagged

I cackle every time I see this

hissssssssssssssssssss

Saw these and had no choice but to make becoming a ninja my personality for two years

Why is Clifton Powell, Neil Patrick Harris and Cynthia Nixon all on the same episode of Murder She Wrote lol this show had everybody

After dipping my toe deeper into bully romance fics on Ao3, I'm finding "shoot him" is a staple of the genre. I'm learning what *eye* prefer might be rival romance bc I like a female lead with backbone, and for some of these male leads, that means being willing to die trying to get from up under him

So I put my skin color palette from procreate onto CSP. It's free and these are the colors I normally use that don't usually result in "dull" skin tones like we see most times on CSP assets. It's now one palette, and you can use them however you want assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail...

.... Years ago I learned about a parasite you can get from cats that lives in their poop and I thought, "wow this must be really easy to catch, I'll need to be very careful when I pet ppl's cats bc I love cats." And I've had such an easy time not catching it, but now I see how people end up with it.

Fire Force is back! I, specifically, am being rewarded for my patience

Pizza Hut Buffets

🌸🌱 Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you ☕🌸 'It calls to me...'