How cute is this sticker? And totally legal... the "hot girls read"®️ was surrendered. We wrote about it here: northwestregisteredagentllc.substack.com/p/hot-girls-...

In celebration of #Juneteenth let’s get a support thread going! Awareness is nice, but material support is even better. If you’re Black: leave a reply with your payment links (or your shop, commission links, etc). 👇 Everybody else: pick someone and send some dollars. ❤️

It's Juneteenth y'all, hopefully we've all already gaslight a non-Black about whether or not they're legally required to give a Black person money today, and we can enjoy the festivities knowing we've done our part!

Made a site that takes objects from wikipedia and turns them into endless I Spy > neal.fun/wiki-spy/

Revisiting this, so far I have exactly one bully narrative I've stuck with and that's only because it's more of an exploration of the interior life of a person in a deeply fucked up situation than a romance. Which, as neither a bully or unhinged young man, is a fascinating ride for me.

This was my plan growing up but I took the sucka ass route and dated "age appropriately" 🙄🫩

Those banana shoes are insane!

Me when I found out about Mormons "letting it soak":

Has anybody tried the Medicube kojic acid products? Im thinking about trying them for my dark spots but I got sensitive skin

*birdman hand rub as I start episode 6 before breakfast*

Art vs Reference

Bell peppers. Disgusting.

Drank matcha at 7pm. Now look at me. Wide awake in the dead of night. Hungry.

You missing the point, is it or is it not??

Watching Wheel of Time while I'm shut-in

Wheel of Time popped up while I was scrolling through Prime and I got upset all over again

I wanna get one of those flasks that look like a bangle bracelet, how do I achieve this without it looking like I've wrapped a chrome pipe around my wrist

The burden of having a big fat juicy butt: when you wear a cute light jacket for the rain thinking you're covered, only to get the top of your booty soaked bc that thang is poking 😔

Practicing chibi stylization to force myself to simplify things more. Small n bald.

Absolutely tf not! I may ignore all types of signs but the ones related to a fiery death, I obey. And them signs at the pump are posted for a reason

It's possible to derive joy from other people's joy.

I can't believe I used to not like wearing brown. How childish.

I just fought my way out of a dream where a spider was terrorizing my entire family. It pissed me off bc I was in the middle of caking with a less biracial looking version of my crush from Shadow and Bone(2021).

"Lookin strong John!" still takes me down lmao

If I get this faux leather skirt, imma be in the club like a chicken cutlet in a marinade bag bc it's gonna be 1000 degrees fahrenheit in Houston this summer. I should just stick with mesh and denim for my slutwear

Normalize a little horny hunt so the girls can live out our slasher fantasies!!

Four years and Alien Superstar still hits my brain like a religious experience

UNIQUE

I was appalled when I found out some ppl skip everything but dialogue. Just in the goddamn book doing any fuckin thing and calling it reading.

Hey my roommate was stranded in a different county and I had to send them money for uber. Please SOS I don’t think I’m seeing that money back. I have $20 in my bank till the 17th. I have no food at home. I can’t afford bills etc… I somehow managed to pay rent. vgen.co/TayGoth

Paintings watch me. I'd talk to them and recap my sessions like "...did that look like a 10 incher to you?" "nah, that was 7 max, girl." "I thought it felt off! I dont even know why he lied, a girthy 7" is respectable" "Maybe he got self conscious bc you led with being a size queen" "...still tho"

Midnight Oud bc I know that daytime scent is some bright cheery smelling nonsense and that combined with the extra daylight might drive me insane

Werewolf judge court show, it'll probably devolve into brawling bc they so hot-headed

I feel like I'd be watermelon. Heavy, kind of hard to crack open but once you do, it's juices everywhere

Well, no flowers I guess. Replace them with butterfly clusters or something and we gotta burn em all before somebody gets shot. And I make it clear that I'm only helping her bc this kinda ain't her fault

Genie dom

Alucard from season 1 of Castlevania anime Blade Taash from Dragon Age Veilguard Calypso from Pirates of the Caribbean

Vibration, for obvious reasons and chopping/dicing presets. Gonna cut my cooking prep time down

Hang up on her bc I told her last time not to involve me in her business ventures

Mace. Spraying it directly into opponents' pee holes.

Incubus baby shower. It's probably their 23rd one so they're experienced party throwers

Wow reaching out to people to learn something recreationally actually works, omg. Every time I succeed, I'm surprised lol

#ThingsAboutMe after the mourning period you are truly dead to me

Art vs Reference

Performing masculinity be having the boys in hell

That's enough for tonight. The matcha is keeping me alert but I woke up at 5 am, so the exhaustion headache is gonna kick in aaaany minute now. I need to start shifting my brain out of focus mode before the saxophones get loud

“This is exactly what it’s like talking to some folks in interstellar relationships 🤧

I fucking love this show lmaooo

Now, back to my bad fruity vampires...

Straight up activated the bird in that man 😂