It's if scrapple was steak tartare

Okay. Who makes a really good thigh high boot for THICK THIGHS?

I need that Ralph Lauren Team USA/American flag Leather Jacket. SHEESH

Why are Gemini men handsome or fine? IT IS SICK

Wait a minute nie

Okay lemme look outside🌕

Saw a Cyber Monday sale where the item was $7 less than the original price. Yall funny as hell

I need the fellas to contribute something else to society outside of sexual posts, being menaces, skits, and crime* *this post is not for the men who work and mind their business (all 60 of you😭)!

A military draft 😭😭😭

I want to make some spinach dip lol. It’s been YEARS since I made some.

I do not like early mornings. I do not like cold early mornings. I do not like getting out the bed on cold early mornings.

Idk man… the women who make motherhood their entire personality are….a lot (derogatory). Motherhood eclipses their entire identity, and they tend to look down on anyone who does not agree.

Hell, they try to make you work holidays in some industries because you’re childless 😂

As if folk without kids are twiddling our thumbs lol they don’t talk about how everyone assumes this and tries to fill our calendar with their asks & demands.

I want them to put the damn clothes in the store. I shouldn’t want to go to the store to only be told 95% of the inventory is available online.

Online shopping is so daunting sometimes. You gotta fight like 4 damn pop ups, then they want you sign in even before you look at the damn article of clothing. Just let me look, damn.

You know who else had a great fight in Naruto? Shikamaru and Hidan! BABYYYYYYY!!!! It was good!

I ain’t eem tryna come across on no preachy shit. Just been over here quietly working on my ego and that has been a mf to say the least!

People are going to do what they do and that’s that. As long as no one is being harmed or in danger, let it fly.

Outside of dangerous situations and patterns, why do *you* feel that *you* need to tell **them** what’s right and wrong? Respectfully, who are you?

I will also say, seeing ppl do thing that you can’t understand is also a tell when it comes to your ego. Just because *you* don’t understand doesn’t mean that it doesn’t make sense to *them*.

I’ve learned to support people without getting emotionally invested in their cycles. If it’s something I genuinely can’t stand behind, I step back with love. Otherwise, you like it, I love it. I just don’t let it drain me.

Speaking of obituaries, the one for my dad was a hot ass mess. It was a fucking portfolio. We could have submitted that to a few places as a media kit smh lol

Classic.

At this weekend's pop-up fest, the West Side native will teach a master class, host a Bid Whist tournament and screen movies that inspired him, including ‘The Spook Who Sat by the Door.’

Gonna watch Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood…

Sakura shut me the hell up after that fight. I see you mama 😂

Now I know Sasuke vs Naruto will always be a top tier battle, but Granny Chiyo and Sakura vs Sasori is up there. Sakura was going to work on them puppets. 👏🏽😂

IT IS RIGHT UP THERE!

It’s getting harder and harder to leave my warm bed😭

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Louder for the folks in the back!

The unspoken language we speak

I will cook ground meat and eat it straight out of the pan smh 😭😂

BABY!

Now why is it that the moment I decide to move around after waiting….the universe want to get my attention again with the very thing that I asked for 😭

The slander, the gall!

My momma: “I’m so thankful to have such spirited, smart and smart-mouthed daughters.” WAIT A MINUTE NIE HOLD AWN😂

I really do grab my butt and jiggle it randomly lol! It just feels really nice 😂

Chile please, I snatch a roll right out the bag and go on about my business

happy birthday, dinner

I don’t wanna hear about no WASPS partaking in a cousin walk on Thanksgiving.

CNN did a segment on the “cousin walk” and I need for black people to shut the fuck up…like for real. 😭 Always fucking yappin around any and everybody. Being overly friendly & chatty has led to our culture being watered down and co-opted by outsiders.

I have legit been laughing about this all day today. 😂Baby she knew the Muffin Man personally😂😂

I (finally!) want an instant pot so I can do some things in the kitchen that will also save some time.

hear me out... entergalactic on netflix!

It’s about $10 for instant coffee… I’m finna

I bet you the person chewing on some booty meat was either biracial or light skinned. 😭😭😭

Hemorrhoid bursting in someone’s mouth while chewing on some ass. I am the first in my bloodline to read a sentence like that.