Yea this is too much

My Aunt Irene passed today. 3 deaths within 45 days is wild. This one is going to hit the kid the hardest 😔

Log in and get 3 messages about doing less than the bare minimum today. Say less. I have errands to run 😭

Good coffee (great beans, brewed correctly) is as diverse in flavors as good wine. So I definitely get how some people drink it black. But I ain’t that grown yet. And most widely available coffee ain’t that good.

Yall are the progressive becoming your parent(s) commercial 😂😭

When I was dating two men life actually got easier.

We're not giving men passes for incompetence in 2026.

Maybe call the hotel directly instead of the general customer service line next time 🤷🏾‍♀️

I really had a good birthday. The end was rough because the sads started rolling in. My mom and I talked about how the deaths this year stole her joy. My Grandma’s didn’t, for me, because we knew it was coming, it was what she wanted, and she’s literally hugged me and said goodbye. My Dad though?!

Damn, Papa, you a rare breed, no comparing And it’s motherfuckin scary

My sister took the kid tonight so I can get belligerent if I want. Hearing my family sing Happy Birthday and not hearing my Grandma round it out required a shot to cope 😭

Baybeeeeee the cable bill was my Grandmas highest bill. It did include a landline and internet but still, the actual cable portion was as much as the electricity bill.

#BTG got my eyes sweatin

YES, LAWD! And letting them know where they are on the depth chart>>>> 😮‍💨

I like that #BeyondtheGates is bringing on musical guests. Feels like the Black TV shows of yesteryear

Teamwork makes the dream work! Do’t ever order the same thing as your mate. It’s in the bylaws. 😂

No. Yes. No.

I’m making a very tiny board tomorrow for our NYE celebration. I have to get to Whole Foods and get those jumbo shrimp again.

Me getting the taste they swear they wouldn’t give.

Janelle talk about finding black and dark skin children to be on Abbott. She’s so real for this.

The only one I won’t eat is the Boston Crème.

A fap a day will keep the angries away.

😶

I need that video of that white man saying shut the fuck up. Y’all know the one.

That second pic >>>>

Good morning Sky Friends! Thank you so much for the birthday love. This year has been rough, to say the least, but I’m ending it feeling lighter than I have in a long time. 2026 will be the start of a new chapter and I’m excited to see how I fill the pages. Love yall 😘

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If you don’t make a routine out of anything else in the new year, please get a stretch routine. Your joints and muscles will thank you tremendously for it

41 years ago little ol me came out 3 weeks late (clearly I refused to be a Sag). This next trip around the sun will be epic.

Who is it?

My favorite guy already told me happy birthday (in his time zone) 🥰

About me:

Chileeeeee😂😂

I need a letter opener

But I need more you on me and me on you

My birthday twin!!!

Sometimes we gotta just let things be. Some. Times.

I want for you get excited when your phone buzzes and you see my name, even before you see what I’ve sent.

Screamingggggg

When you look how he looks and sound as good as he does you can do what you want lol

He know how to make me smile, how to make me growl

And you won’t pay for a single thing 😭

My Papi’s. Love them to pieces.

Night cap with the Papi’s.

My kid has gone from fanfic to fanNONfic and I don’t even know what to say

🚨Mama’s #EstateSale🚨 Please help me by bidding, sharing this post and contacting the company with any questions 😊 **There’s a California King bedframe and mattress with a starting price at $2. **A Roku Tv starting price $2 **A 50 inch flat screen starting price…see where I’m going with this 😂

My Papi’s are taking us to dinner for our birthdays tonight. I’m tryna get my tipsy just right and then come home and FT this man so I can spread em 😂

That fucking nigga said foot palm! What the fuck is a foot palm 😭😭😭

TL cleanse 😂