Cleared. Early too.

I was tired all damn day

This is mess

And get in there and actually DO sumn. Just in the gym taking pictures and still got hips!

Prime example of not enough dick or money to have a mistress.

wait. theres hetero mess?? point me to it!

The mondayest of them all

This is a Monday ass Monday

Forgot to celebrate Blue Ivy’s bday

Yep 🤭

ITS SUNDAY

The best of times and the worst.

That’s a baby. He’ll be alright.

All this adrenaline and I gotta get to sleep for work 🙄

What a mutha fuckin game

MY GOD TODAY

That’s alright.

SOMEBODY GETTING FIRED

Baybeeeeeee

Bay that’s about to be game

Wooooowwwwww

I just think the Ravens deserve it more

We have a shootout!

Told my mom that I was gonna start an only fans and she said “what’s that?” Sounds like a green light to me.

Black and jewel tones. Also white.

Disposition:

Split the D and dropped a BOMB.

👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

Glamnetic prices have skyrocketed

Knocked ‘em down after being on my couch eating and drinking for four days

When is wildcard weekend?

Y’all go look at this www.instagram.com/reel/DTEr1Dk...

AND SHE SHOULDA WON DANCING WITH THE STARS

Jordan Chiles’ floor routine music is always perfect. And I love how her team is always dancing with her on the sidelines.

Give him all the things! 🥹

ACCURATE

So I legit have a stalker at work. I’m not taking this shit into 2026, so he’s been reported to security.

Well I’ll be damned!

“Me too.”

I haven’t worn makeup in so long I forgot my routine

I love my bed so much

Did anyone need to be told which one was the gay brother 🤣 he said hold my beyonce at the end 🤣🤣

Read it slow

Yeah no. I ain’t goin.

I really want y’all to stop referring to this tyrant as these cute lil nicknames. It’s actually exhausting. Call him by his government name or his prisoner number P01135809. Bc that’s what and who he is. This shit ain’t funny anymore.

🥂

Guess I’m going outside tonight

I didn’t listen to P01135809 speech bc remedial, but someone clipped that he said we’re going to run Venezuela now. He said that shit 3 times.

My neighbor was just outside yelling at his friends and that’s exactly why I don’t hang with him anymore. Bad energy.

So much has happened in a year. I miss her 🥺