Pressure is me casually mentioning I’ve been wanting a Caesar salad wrap last week, my office cafeteria is closed on Fridays, I’m in office today… And a surprise Caesar salad wrap was delivered to my office. And it’s the viral on I’ve been wanting to try.

the Jalen plague is going to be my 13th reason. FIND ANOTHER NAME!

🗣️IS IT ME OR IS IT SOMETHING ‘BOUT A CAR THAT MAKE A BAD BITCH GET FREAKY FUCK LIKE PORNO STARS

I really want the girls to stop putting sexy red on songs

My favorite not is “Absolutely”.

Need an immersion blender and a commercial vacuum sealer.

And luxury skincare

Hi, high, hye

If that man can’t even be a good friend to you, he will never be good as a romantic partner.

I sent that before I saw the box lol

Season 3 is about to be Jax on her own.

I do feel like ppl only pay attention to the part of you that...is of service to them. And that actually scares me. Bc why wldn't you want to know the totality of me? Bc I want to know ALL of you.

If my phone makes a noise, I scream.

What is a ringer?

"fuck that federal judge, i'm gonna break the law so much harder" on live television is quite the choice.

The median age of all U.S. homebuyers is now 59 years old. Just 15 years ago, it was 39 years old.

I’m barely here

Do it for diVine!

Man, this sucks. I hope they find another location to honor them. #Philly

klay thompson come get your baddie chain!!!

Need aurora pics

Cooler than cool. Higher than high.

OKC ballin

People be emailing and texting maaaad recklessly. No encryption, no burners. The one upside to growing up in the crack era was learning best discretion practices from drug dealers.

What is it???

Luka got fat shamed to another team only to be on the cover of men’s health

listen! and drinks were $5. moves were made and times were had

$20 on a bottle for the pregame, ladies free and o didn’t buy a single drink of my own once inside.

DID 😌

Don’t even take long to eat good.

Just whipped up dinner from scratch in 30 minutes. I’m never eating out again.

In my life I’ve lost Blockbuster, Pluto and now the penny. This is too much.

It’s the best of times, or the worst.

WHAT A TIME

I’d also like to add there was that absolute same silence just after the election this year. He goes fully silent when he’s guilty of things. There was no bragging for DAYS.

Bron walking into practice:

SAY IT AGAIN BOB

To be clear, there is nothing funny about a man firing five rounds at a woman in a bikini, then lying about it and harassing her over it. But there IS something a bit funny about his fans convincing themselves his appeal had any chance of being anything other than rejected.

I need to recreate this.

He needs to take these talents elsewhere, anyway! They don’t deserve him.

Literally every time a new piece of information comes out I’m like “I see why he’s dead.”

I think about this often.

They keep tryna make okc happen

Gird your loins!

Veuve is just André in an interview suit. free my people from these shackles!

As my favorite genre, accurate. 🤣

The most wonderful time of the fiscal year

More people support pedophilia and rape than people want to realize. America is a country that literally practiced marrying child brides. The president is literally a rapist and nobody gives a fuck about it.

Exactly why we need high speed rail. And I love Amtrak too but I also recognize I grew up with it in the Northeast, where it’s most effective. If that level of service and accessibility was more prevalent across the country, it would be so great. No TSA. Stations in the middle of the city.