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At Camp Flog Gnaw, Donald Glover revealed the reason he canceled his Childish Gambino tour last year: he had a stroke. He joked his first thought was ‘Here I am, still copying Jamie Foxx.’

Our insurance costs (home, health and auto) have gone up substantially this year. The increase is equivalent to some people's mortgages. I don't know how people are surviving this. Talking a lifetime of frugality being erased by greed.

Being called a racist is more jarring to white ppl than actual racism

What type of soup?

If true, @kmjeezy.bsky.social continues to be right about last November.

This is what happens when you Vote for Republicans. All your Employees get Deported 🤷🏽‍♀️

Twitter showing where accounts are based has created such delicious chaos there. It’s cinematic really.

It’s a lot going on here rn lmfaooo

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whyyy ???

Stop policing the 92% and start policing your own 53%. You’d never do this to Liz Warren or Katie Porter. Or even AOC.

One of the bigger culture shocks I had was talking to some people from the Netherlands and some of the Nordic countries where it’s apparently common (?) to have your boyfriend or girlfriend in high school sleepover in the same bed. I was like….yeah I’m too American for this.

It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.

Shouldn't have been out.

What we are seeing with Klay Thompson is what happens with other men don’t deem their woman worthy. It’s the exact same thing they did to Russ over Ciara. Nobody ever spoke about either of their private lives until they were with women they don’t believe deserve to be treated respectfully.

Pepsi. Big Basura

Bentley has been hyper all night/morning. I’m dropping him off at the pound

Quickly.

I’m specifically speaking to my Black followers, but I want you all to really enjoy the holiday season. We deserve!!!!!!!!!

I’m sorry but Cardi’s album is everything 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Sis, PLEASE 😂😭😂😭😂😭

Word

So does anyone else talk shit about other dogs to their dog?

My momma is doing EVERYTHING to combat the pain of needing double knee surgery … besides the fucking surgery. She already grounded but she still don’t listen!!

“How to Monetize Your Own Failures Through the Magic of Bigotry”

AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."

free everything took his ass to DC to kiss the ring of the orange demon. Y’all say you want a fighter but when she told him about himself to his face and made him shake her hand…it wasn’t good enough. Again…he went to DC and smhoozed with a want to be dictator but y’all are ok with THAT. If y’all

aisle. Hell some of y’all withheld your vote or stayed home because she was honest about her intentions and desire to be a POTUS for everyone. Meanwhile a candidate that bashed fellow Dems for “moving right”, spent his first speech pretending he’s going to stand up to the orange demon, & promised

I mean sure…most of y‘all will do what you ALWAYS do and pretend that you didn’t get suckered in by bullshit (again) but trust and believe there’s a lot of us that will remind you of what you did. You damn near crucified Kamala Harris for not lying to y’all and admitting she would work across the

for what probably really happened behind closed doors in the Oval Office today? 🗣️Tr#mp doesn’t fvcking smile or like anyone that can’t or won’t do something for him. This isn’t fvcking rocket science and a lot of y’all are going to be disappointed by whatever theee fvck comes from today’s meeting.

It’s funny/sad that folks want to pretend that it’s charisma or some magic beans that had the orange demon smiling with the mayor elect of NYC. What is it about the regressive branch of the Democratic Party that is unable to give grace to a BW but will twist themselves into pretzels to make excuses

The threads are unraveling. They have been getting killed in the courts and people are starting to leak things.

This is what I think!

Kids have and will always press boundaries. That's their job. And they are exposed to more things faster than generations before them ... that's a simple fact of technology. But the primary thing that has changed is a lack of parents actively parenting and raising their children.

Kids been kids but a lot of these parents ain't parenting.

DUMBEST PEOPLE ON EARTH!!

Why aren’t they asking these three-time Trump voters WHY they keep voting against their interests!??

I’m trying to keep my spot on Heaven so I’mma be quiet.

EVERYONE BREATHE ITS HER GAY MUA

Good morning, y’all

Weekday at 7am: 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽 Weekend at 7am:

You "Sorry, I’m just now seeing this" Women will never see the pearly gates.

Lefty Dems; How does seeing Mamdani with Trump make you feel? Because I recall yall being mad at other democrats when they were with… Liz Chaney… George W… etc…

I fear we will never recover because everybody brains are permanently up their asses. This is just like the stupidest thing ever.

Holidays are coming and jobs ain't hiring and folks is staring down a winter with nothing coming in. Man ... I just don't know dawg.

Times is getting past rough.

It’s so awkward 😭 When I was younger I was like “y’all need help for your daughter’s hair or???”