You skipped your mama, your granny, your "best friend ", your reverend and asked ME?!?!! Babe. Please be a serious adult! ☝🏾

“Leah was ugly” leaned me over.

Big New Zealand’s about to head out to Sephora, Ulta, post office, Publix, the Citgo…

They were FLY.

I can absolutely see the difference in daylight staying around just a bit longer every day. It feels good

The other day I bitched that people always forget LaMonica McIver in their list of politicized prosecutions. The New Yorker has a profile here, so hopefully we can change that. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

It’s my older sisters bday. She’s raggedy so I’ve been on the fence all morning about sending her a text. Maybe I’ll wait til 11:55p or right before I go to bed.

Need my man to look at me the way Klay is looking at Meg 😍😂

The scientific reason behind why women can see the difference between all four pictures and why men can't. Spoiler alert: It's estrogen.

Bonfire or Chili Pepper might be the VDay nail color 😍

Others mentioned that I forgot Money lion Solo Dave Cleo

Unironically, I’ve spent so much of the past few years making sure my parentals have their things in order that I’ve slacked on my own preparation. Gonna make sure that changes this year.

“Chill before Coretta finds out again and whoops both our asses”

Leaving the gym as everyone else is arriving >>>>>

And now your inbox spammed up cuz selling your info is part of their business model

I hate this.

Copped! Congrats!!! 🎉🎉🎉

The were FRESH.

Everyone at my gym must have said “I’m sleeping in” and I truly love that for me! 😂

🗣️ TERRORIZE SOMEONE!!! 🤣🤣

The game is in fact, the game! 🤷🏽‍♀️

I’m rooting for Bad Bunny.

To be clear, Disney asked for quotes, then deleted the post because folks passed the vibes check 😂

Outshallah

Remember in 2019 ppl joked about wanting the “Roaring 20s” to come back. Well kids, we’re entering the revamp of The Great Depression…yaaayyy 😒🙃

*Whispers* Most of Upper Darby residents are from West/Southwest Philly. It would behoove them boys to just move along. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Same !!

Larenz getting the smidgen of height and ALL the looks seems unfair but favor ain't fair at all so ...

I really hope you like it! 🥰

My girl @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social wore it better. ☝🏽🙂‍↕️

This song lives rent free in my damn head. So much so I can’t even sing the original anymore 😭

Adobo chicken via mexico and Adobo chicken via the Philippines taste totally different and I will take boffum.

And here comes a “Well actually…” 🙄😂

This is the kind of nerd shit I enjoy! 🤣🤣🤣

did landman write this?

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Michelle IS a baddie. Been a baddie, presently a baddie and always gonna be a baddie

Him trying to figure out what took you so long 😂

Bad Bunny Super Bowl promo is beautiful. Hate is so embarrassing. Imaging being against everyone together dancing to good music 🥹🥹🥹

CLASSIC

Wisconsin's only full-service Black-owned grocery store, the Sherman Park Grocery Store, is calling on the community to help keep its doors open. www.wuwm.com/sherman-park...

This some old shit 😂 the whole day is gone?!!

lying >>>>>

Everfuckingreen

Leaving one grind, headed to another! 🤣