Not a damned thing. I had to learn and design what romance looked like for myself.

Yes. Thank you for asking!

Here’s my quarterly ask if anyone would like an extra grandmom?! She’s not sweet and doesn’t bake cookies. But she does like to go fishing so you’ll never be without seafood! First offer wins!

Same. Didn’t know how I got so popular 😂

hot take: women are less likely to use AI because we’re quick to clock flattery as a tool of manipulation

For this you get 24hrs of free speech from me. Use it wisely. 🙂‍↕️

Created the hardest dance methodology EVER. What a queen 💙

Yall im so close to having everyone’s order completed. But also…I would like a nap 😩

Every time this book is mentioned on the skyline I cackle. @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social really is a gem. 😂😂

Thank you for your service. I’ll be obtaining this IMMEDIATELY! 🙂‍↕️

I hope Bam returns soon, with her head held high because she has NOTHING to feel bad or ashamed about - she is the injured party here and a prime example of people latching on and seeking you out when they see your fullness and happiness.

A true cutie patootie! 😍

Furthermore, Amtrak needs to remember who they are and reduce their prices.

Another thing where the draw of the experience was being lower priced and folks have lost sight of that trying to become millionaires off a studio. If I’m paying over $600 a night (featured owner is charging $4500/week), I’m not taking out the trash or doing laundry. BFFR.

I refuse a world in which "dude" and "man" and "bro" are gender-neutral and "girl" is not.

Seems like a nice whale, maybe Capt. Ahab had it coming

Heh..."pipe" line.

DMX

If that’s the case then I got a donk

Hair done. Nails done. Bout to go see my wax lady. Let me get semi-cute and sit at a bar and waste some man’s time 😏

It’s Friday…feels like the only appropriate way to leave work, honestly! 🤣🤣🤣

Here I was minding my damn business… smh

Not when you only do edibles! 🤣

I’ve been with nails for just over a month. But we BYCK!!! 🥰 #NailWars

Egg donor or her middle name. Dad, daddy, big homie.

Good morning!!!! *Taps sign*

Happy Devil Wears Prada 2 Day for all those who celebrate!

Temecula was a headline for the absolute wrong reason 😂😭

Somebody get his neighbor on the horn so he can get his ass whooped again!

Feral-level compliments is hilarious! I’m glad you’re enjoying it. Please tell the ladies at work where to find me. 🥰

April, yall came through making it my highest sales month so far! 🥰 May, I’m going on vacation next week. 🏖️

Thank you babes!! 🥰

A bar! 😩

Especially bc they all pay you no mind 😂

I think it would do everyone a lot of good to log off more.

Me: you never heard of Bluesky? Them: no? tf is that? Me: it’s like Twitter. Actually, it was made by the Twitter nigga Them: so he just made twitter again? Me: yeah, but he made the logo a butterfly instead of a bird Them: Ok. It’s clear you’re making this up; let’s talk about something else

This is rude. 😒

Thank. YOU!!! 🥰

Bullying works! Word to Maine. 🥹😂🥰

Who Gutted The Voting rights act ???? Because it was not Black people

I’ve watched this more than I’m comfortable admitting. Also…having this saved is crazy work 🤣🤣🤣

You want to talk about an industry that will never die?!? Bc WHERE DO THEY GO?!? WHY AM I ALWAYS BUYING MORE?!? 😩

One can hope 🥴

Time to retire his jersey, Wizards!!!!

Jalen’s and Jaden’s across the land aren’t going to know what to do! 😭

MARY MARY MARY MARY!!!! WHO BREED YUH?!?!?!

My God, hear my plea: Let this lawsuit bankrupt #Workday and every company that filters out applicants based on age, gender, race, disability, & sexual orientation. Bankruptcy them all. Goodnight, Your Strong & Tired Soldier www.hrdive.com/news/workday...