I beg your finest of pardons

The moment I watch you pull out liquids and their powder counterparts for a makeup look, I am OUT

This is so me coded

EVERYDAY MOOD

Exactly my point. Pure ridiculousness

You always lobbing ridiculousness to the SL

Hopefully y’all hit the reset button on your box last night or had someone help you hit the reset button Reboot that thing like you reboot ya computer Thank me later

Hey y’all

Log off NEOW

Wait so the base line is 3 piercings. Cause as someone with 19 piercings….

I KNEW IT!!!

Idgaf what piece of chicken you like. I’m tryna figure out how to get this money by tomorrow

Everyone please rise for the National Anthem...

I’m about to start a riot. Word to 2Chainz

I need to just do like Kelis did and get a damn farm. Cause the cost of staples in the black food community has me about to riot.

You can hope. But the reality is….. NAH

Fuck The Frail Shit

And now you both are getting blockedt

Thigh

If I want it nigga I can get a hundred on the tab

Goals

I’m already tired & ready to go to bed tomorrow

The price of everything is too got damn high

This is anti black

Did I just see someone say smoked turkey necks was $20. See, nigga nah

Go ahead and log off for me, pimp.

I can’t believe in the year of our Lord 2025 people are still pressuring/trying to persuade people to have kids. Have you seen the state of *gestures wildly* EVERY FUCKING THING? Kids?! In this economy?!

The 1st. TF??

That’s why I roll my eyes when folks say it’s crazy to just leave someone who is bad at it bc they can learn instead. One has to be teachable to improve. One of the most common characteristics among the bad ones is that they aren’t open to learning or good at talking feedback. That’s why it’s bad.

The Venn diagram of men who are bad at sex and men who act obtuse when you tell them is a got damn circle.

Hopefully y’all hit the reset button on your box last night or had someone help you hit the reset button Reboot that thing like you reboot ya computer Thank me later

Hey y’all

This and wench lol

It’s almost 6 am and I’m wide awake 🙃

Hey y’all

This is unnecessarily loud

Yall nasty

You know what, working a job where there are always system issues is the bane of my existence

I really thank God I have amazing friends. Swear to God when I become a multimillionaire they all getting broke off with something

Praying it’s benign

Mama I'm finna be on the tizzube! My Comedy Special releases Nov. 18 for rental and purchase! Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter

Also I miss King Syrup

I miss Murray’s French toast sticks and hot wings

Waking up to the hellscape that is right now *gestures at everything* always makes me want to go lay back down and pull the cover over my head

Bout to yam back a handful of meds so I can somewhat function. Yay 😒

Also can someone call immigration on her ass and get her tf out of here. I am tired of the shit.

Yall when do it becomes….