Young me when Green Ranger showed up with the Dragonzord: DIS NIGGA DONT EVEN HAVE TO BE IN THE MEGAZORD TO FIGHT?!!!

OH I was a green ranger fan after he called out the Dragon Zord.

The original 5, when The Green Ranger showed up: bsky.app/profile/jes5...

Bruh I was a Red Ranger stan at that age. Watching the green ranger pack my boy up had me sick

Was going 1 v 5 for 5 episodes and was winning lol. These nighas called out the Megazord to handle him while he was still SMALL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

THE FUCKING BEATS!!!

This man is the epitome of getting mad when another nigga make yo lady laugh lol.

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

missionary + toe sucking

Have a lovely day y’all! ❤️❤️

Cmon LOUISIANA, we don’t need that s*** in North Louisiana.

My old manager: I like talking politics with you because you don’t get mad Me: I’d have to respect your opinion for me to get mad Him:

and I won’t debate you if I don’t respect you

DELETED 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don’t think YOU know what that word means

Don’t fuck this up bruh lol. You go out there and hoop how we all know you can with this weight and win…they will be eating out your hands again. Just be normal man. It’s right there. THEY BEGGING FOR YOU TO TAKE IT

Fuck the SB. Wasn’t no dinking and dunking here Jeff Saturday

Please Zion…just get it together.

Most points per FGA among career 20+ PPG scorers: 1.53 - Adrian Dantley 1.52 - Zion Williamson 1.52 - Joel Embiid 1.52 - Charles Barkley 1.50 - Giannis Antetokounmpo 1.49 - James Harden 1.47 - Shaquille O’Neal 1.46 - Kevin Durant 1.46 - David Robinson 1.45 - Nikola Jokic (via LEAD) #NBA

I have a very close friend who disagrees with me on whether Zion Williamson will take a leap this year, and we get along great I would not be friends with this person if he thought Zion Williamson and everyone like him should be eradicated from society

Feel like fall a little this morning

WE SCREAM FOR PETE.

Wow

In a cabin with a fireplace in the background 😭

Luka lose weight: “TELL YOUR SECRET IN MENS HEALTH” Zion lose weight: “THIS NIGGA DOING OZEMPIC WITH A SIDE OF CRAZK”

Fuck Jeff Teague and that fat nigga Ben too

Niggas was mad when Zion was fat, now they mad he finally decided to take his weight loss seriously 🙄

2 things I forgot about the Pelicans 2024-25 season: How amazing Zion was, despite playing 28 MPG (25/7/5/2.2 STOCKS.) They started games with Karlo and Missi together.

I applaud Violet for appearing to use her nepotism for good. She’s a freshman at Yale and was at the UN advocating for a Mask mandate due to COVID. Megan will not stop reminding us who her father was and had the nerve to be amicable to that man that talked shit about father being a prisoner of war.

Yikes

1. Thunder 2. Nuggets 3. Wolves 4. Rockets 5. Lakers 6. Pelicans 7. Clippers 8. Warriors 9. Grizzlies 10. Spurs 11. Mavericks 12. Trailblazers 13. Suns 14. Kings 15. Jazz

Parents gotta be more involved with their kids, period. My son been playing football for 3 months. He get more game time than the kids that’s been playing for years. Because he comes to practice and they don’t.

Kids cost money, period. We all know that. So you can’t say you didn’t know it would be expensive money wise and time wise before you had them. Idk. Do what you gotta do for yours, they didn’t ask to be here!

the dumbest to ever do it

This is yet another in a series of endless lessons of how trying to work with fascists, or people you know have fascistic tendencies, is rarely going to work out for you, even if you’re a white man.

This nigga on an entire army just for a warm up

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s very specific lol

Zion Williamson. Jordan Poole. Dejounte Murray. What kind of impact can they have this season? 🤔

Changing this made them a billion dollars and saved them hundreds of millions

Yet another reason for people to get off of Twitter

The sixers brining back the AI jerseys are cool and all but…it ain’t the same. They don’t have the wide shoulder straps

Seeing America rally around Jimmy Kimmel gives me a sour taste in my mouth. Can’t help but recall Mahmoud Khalil who was detained for 3 months and has been ordered to be deported to Syria or Algeria.

Dylan. Dylan. Dylan, Dylan, Dylan.

They're... beautiful....... 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Dead ass. The best ways to a woman’s heart Food and Funnies

Check the date

I’m of the mindset that he just needs to play 70 games. I don’t truly care what condition state he’s in on September 24th. There are other players who play themselves into shape and don’t get the same amount of scorn. And, as I told my friend: if you took his name out and had it wide ranging…

Yup: this is intentionally picking on the dude. Zion doesn’t deserve your benefit or the doubt but people love nothing more than to fat shame anyone.

this man just said rfk jr is dr. sebi for white people and you know what...

I went on a rant yesterday about how it annoys me that people don’t see him as the threat he truly is. That he has done everything in the playbook of a dictator. He will try to say the results of the election is fraudulent AGAIN, but he has the right ppl in place now to make it work.