I miss sex😣

I know a few people who need a good spanking

Still..

*saving all of these “burger king” memes *

These are the ingredients to make a happy nigga

“What are we?” & “you must was talking to your other niggas” is the same thing, just for different genders

May is bringing good fortune. May is bringing positive vibes. May is bringing new beginnings. May is bringing personal growth. May is bringing joyful experiences. May is bringing financial abundance.

No toy or amount of wrist motion will replace an amazing sex partner

I’d sign that NDA

Okay, now catch up to my campaign Coupe the color of mayonnaise I'm drunk and high at the same time Drinkin' champagne on the airplane (tell 'em)

Best way to start my morning

Who said I was wholesome 😂

Same!

Backshots in front of the mirror >>>

Every day this app makes me lose hope in humanity

Mood all morning

I want to have a heavy make out session

Which one deserves a sequel more? My vote is Jumper

A Caprisun

Im trying my best rn

Yup just slightly

Nigga’s be too hardheaded I swear

I need you moaning my name in my ear

Taylor Swift at this point ain’t got no back like a kitchen apron

Damn y’all fine af

Add a detached 2-3 car garage that I can use as a shop

A couple attachments sent in invisible ink would be lovely rn

I do a little something, something 😂

And just to add a little pizzazz i put soundproof headphones on

Lights off me please! I enjoy the sensory deprivation of the whole thing.

I’m the type to try and eat your coochie while you’re on the phone. And you better not stutter either

This in black please and thank you

Can I come over and snuggle

This after a long day

I just want to lay booky butt naked with somebody’s daughter and listen to old r&b

My bed is big enough for the 3 of us 😏

I wanna get high and go skinny-dipping. It’s been too long

Put that butt plug in before we go out

I just want to rub on your booty and tell you how pretty you are

A daily motto

I just wanna fuck the sad away

A nigga just wants to be held

“Nah! This is what you wanted right!”

The kids are alright. (IG: itsjonklertime)

I found ANOTHER gray hair in my beard.

Somethin' 'bout your hands on my body Feels better than any man I ever had Somethin' 'bout the way you just get me I try and I don't 'cause I can't forget

Them: He’s so quiet Me: No I just don’t like you 🖕🏾🤷🏾‍♂️

Looks like imma have to put myself through the mattress tonight

*more than $1300 I fixed it for you