Yuck

I have learned so many horrid things about him in the last day. Welp

Wait he said what?! Lmaooo

Bruh 😭

Faizon Love on the news getting aired out. My goodness

Dad bod is one thing I will not forgive you all for letting exist. Get your lazy ass up!

I don't even do it but still go to hell

I understand why their goverment banned unlimited brunch drinks. It was a national securiry risk 😭😂

Amen

Do I have any mutuals in/near Philadelphia? My mom is there on a trip. We got a crash notification from my her phone on I-95 near the airport and the phone location is still there. We have not been able to reach her. If anyone can help, I’d appreciate it.

Looks like DEI is working here

bruh y'all are not beating up no wild animals. y'all can barely take the subway stairs.

Former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is dating Katy Perry?! The world has gone mad

I mean, they did win. The US loses every war

Lmao this is so auntie coded

I take myself on the best dates. There's no budget, they're interesting and fun. This is a big part of why I don't date because I will leave to go do something better

I had similar sentiments but quickly remembered these mfs are dumb, so Iassumed it was something I'd never decipher

I haven't had alcohol in months, I am currently drinking a spicy margarita and 4 sips in, I am done!!! 🥹😭

You are so fucking funny lmfaoooo

I bet that cop does not live in NYC and also they're so hotheaded

Lol

He does not own them, I hope everybody remembers that

I just saw a Juneteenth Freaknik event. Never blocked somebody faster in my life

exactly.

Modern Family and Golden Girls will get me everytime

Diana is a loser

Steve is about to jump you 😭

Well 😭😂

Let's all point and laugh

I am so glad I start men at loser level and have them work up. Very few make the climb

People forget that Mark Zuckerberg was a creep rating women when he created Facebook. Anything he puts his hands on is driven my his creepy misogynistic viewpoints.

It was great joining Njideka Akunyili Crosby—a gifted Nigerian-born, Los Angeles-based artist—to unveil our first portrait together. This piece reflects so many chapters of Michelle and my story, and we’re thrilled that it will be on display at the Obama Presidential Center starting this Juneteenth.

They took that sloopy loose body funky loser's name off the Kennedy Center

That man dying tonight would be the only thing to improve this win

I absolutely missed the prayer service on the National Mall last month. This is actually disturbing www.usatoday.com/story/news/u...

Beyond the Gates is giving old school soap opera with this tornado. Lmaoo I am living for it

I saw a video on TikTok of a kid who had their party at a recycling center. They were so excited 😂

My queer collage from Gladys Books & Wine collage and Liberty Watch party last night. It was very gay. It felt good to do some craft and meet some people.

NYers, Bill Ritter of Eyewitness News announced he has Alzheimer's ☹️ abc7ny.com/post/wabc-an...

LOL

Another plant down 😭. I loterally just swept and mopped and watered the plants

Thought I was being dramatic because people were so nonchalant. The lady reassured me it was the right response

Vietnamese pineapple mayo from Pomme Frites. Sounds crazy but wildly delicious

Heated Religiosity

I didn't even notice the World Cup opening ceremony was today. Wow

1. Racism (pricing out kids much more likely to be good at it) 2. The NFL ( I have no proof) 3. We suck

I got serious around covid because despite people acting like it was nothing, I fully processed the pandemic as a traumatic event not to be ignored.

This wind blowing in NYC is great for the heat but if I have to clean up one more plant falling from my window sill I will scream!

I turned off autocorrect and predictive text and this last week every time I type an "I" in lowercase it changes to "ai". It is very annoying