Me, right now, eating tres leches for my friend's baby's birthday Because it's delicious

Rhyming "Baby yeah" with "Labia"

Someone please tell these people that public shame and respectability politics get us nowhere but in a worse place

Yep. It's the correct term. That it makes people uncomfortable is more reason to use accurate language.

Initial report is that two observers got into a shoving match with eight agents, one observer was wrestled to the ground, and then an ICE agent pulled out a sidearm and shot the man on the ground five times.

More than 400 years of history and a decade of advocacy were torn down Thursday afternoon when National Park Service employees removed every single display at the President’s House. 🔗 What's next? We explain: www.inquirer.com/politics/nat...

Breaking NYT: The FBI agent who sought to investigate the federal immigration officer who fatally shot Renee Good has resigned from the bureau, according to two people familiar with the matter, after leadership pressured her to discontinue a civil rights inquiry into the officer.

Trader Joe's has the McBride Sisters' sparkling rosé for $3.99! Idc if it's good, just glad to support them and be budget friendly

Oh my gawd. . . y'all please do not be out here using your table salt to salt the curb 😂

And good afternoon to you too, gorgeous

Wishing the extremely talented & unsung Reggie Calloway, a very Happy 71st Birthday today 🎂🎉! If you don’t know the name, I guarantee you've heard a song he's written and/or produced. Google him!

A self-described "little farm girl" in the Jim Crow Era, Gladys West's complex and pioneering work for the U.S. Navy helped to improve billions of lives — and keep us from getting lost. n.pr/3YVSGJK

No, everybody just accepted COVID price gouging and find it odd you haven’t. Cuz same. 300/night? For no food or alcohol? No thx

My coworker was appalled bc I don't like to spend more than $150/night on a nice (not luxurious) hotel. Am I behind the times?!

I'm grateful to only get motion sick in extreme circumstances - like being drunk while snorkeling

This was a favorite! I'd try to turn my body upside down!

Someone got nominated for an Oscar in a T yler Perry movie?!

It's funnier because they changed the formula recently but nobody got the memo. Only confirmation as to why that shit was ass to begin with.

Tyrese had a time

My lower back... is killing me... AND IIIIII

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Y’all’s grandfathers flew around the world to fight Nazis as hard as they fought Black people moving into their neighborhoods. Miss me with the theatrics.

If you want to know the fresh hell I'm in: supervisor loudly complained that someone wasn't in today and that we're understaffed. Frustratedly said "how did this happen?!" The person who makes or signs off on the schedule complained we're understaffed today 😶

I think red looks good on everyone else but me. Ash pink or dusty rose does it for me. I also live near a lot of 🅱️, so there's that

Short answer - pink, but I love deep red roses

The same people that hoarded toilet paper over an airborne disease.

It's really only Thursday

A Cuban migrant held in solitary confinement at an immigration detention facility in Texas died after guards held him down, according to an autopsy report released Wednesday that ruled the death a homicide. n.pr/49xRXVf

It's a circle. Probably a bootyhole.

It made no sense, but was good TV. Then they shit the bed

Happy 76th Birthday, Billy Ocean! 🥳🎂🎉 Billy was rolling with the hits in the 80s... #IYKYK 🗣No more love on the run...

Prue is retiring from GBBO!! I'll miss her saucy comments! Not her technicals though

To be quite fair, Mariah is a decent actress, as is Lenny Kravitz. I think Lauryn could've been up there with Queen and Will, but... you know.

Rice is our sweet and savory queen. Few even compare.

This has nothing to do with anything political, but Smokey was right to tell Craig to shoot Deebo when he had the chance. At least in the leg or sum...

To be historically accurate (after looking it up), Lovecraft likely didn't name the cat... or his parents encouraged the name. He was a child when it was named. Now using that SAME name in a book he wrote was definitely an adult choice.

I.... aspire to this

ADHD + Anxiety = All the time

Radio dj/personality

This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index

Also that

We black baby. We’ve been dealing with unwarranted hate since they knew we existed.

When traveling, they can hear I'm American. There's always a major and positive shift in mood and body language when I tell them I'm from California.

My friend and I have a policy: we can't stay at a hotel/motel/inn where the door opens to the street

To be witness to a crime or prostitution

Spare ribs long and slow in the oven, then basted and broiled 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

Same. "Come On Down" x Crystal Waters is a FAVORITE

Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.

COW TOOLS

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