I got this mini handheld device with emulated games on it and look what I found! How I'm spending my afternoon!!

The Grinch I ain't saying the Whos had it coming, but folks ought to respect quiet times in the morning.

Stop being hateful towards Trans women. They are you, you are them, this is the rainbow umbrella bitch. What you should give them is unconditional love and stop trying to understand every fucking thing.

Roy Ayers Ubiquity released ‘Everybody Loves the Sunshine’ (1976) 50 years ago this week | Listen to the album + explore our tribute here: album.ink/RoyAyersELTS

* Not pedestrian but a trespasser * It wasn’t a hit: the person got sucked into the turbo engine hence the fire * Altogether this is terrible for everyone involved

If you’re seeing this, skeet an old photo of yourself you still love. I miss my hair sometimes. Look at the youth!

this is my local community member ludovic. he came to every xanadu local. he helped coordinate carpools to get other people to the venue for street fighter. he represented DMV at majors. he respected all TOs. he IS fgc personified. if you don't have the funds to donate, pls just repost & share.

Being loved by someone who always wants you to be at your happiest and most confident self >

I'd be tuned in, especially if you played the Ludacris song in the opening

@captkandy.bsky.social how is your wife healing up?

These are "We got MacDonnas at home!" cheeseburgers Eddie Murphy talked about Looks delicious

David Attenborough is celebrating his 100th birthday on Friday. Here's a look at his extraordinary life and career.

Only improvement this needed was including Wolverine with the other X-screwed. We see you, Krakoa.

@inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social LMFAO @ SCREECH

Seeing a fine Black fireman is like a shiny Pokémon

Wait... another elephant did this?!

Racists don't have to get ready to do racism. #They stay ready.

I don't give JLo much, but the production on her 'Rebirth' album 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

Synth funk satyr Imagine Mr. Tumnus playing "Just Be Good To Me" A whole vibe

And, again, not to yuck folks into age-disparate relationships... but y'all tend to move fucking weird

while also having "Not Gen" in their profiles lol

All too common 50-something gay finds 20-something who likes daddies "to keep up with them" 50-something can't keep up with 20-something wanting to go out and do things with other 20-something friends 50-something isolates young gay and doesn't let him enjoy his youth. Rinse. Repeat.

And have the audacity to want to rob some 20-something of their youth like a fucking incubus

SAME. Gerald, you are thisclose to eating at Denny's half price.

Compounded by the young gays with a daddy complex. Not to yuck a yum, but it doesn't help.

The number of 50+ year old homos I've heard say "I date younger bc I need someone who can keep up with me!" You?! With your bad back, knees, grunts and groans? In bed by 9 YOU?!

Peter Pan syndrome in the gay community is disgustingly real... and gets perpetuated not just by the gays, but those who adore them

And the ones who seek out the youth get shamed every chance I get.

sure. a very long explanation short: gay men tend to struggle with aging so they try to attach themselves to some semblance of youth.

BREAKING: South Carolina lawmakers have proposed a gerrymandered map that would make all 7 congressional districts majority white - suppressing the votes of thousands of Black South Carolinians.

I'm still so surprised not a single Ru queen has dressed as Connie (that I'm aware of)

Crooklyn RuPaul as Connie "I ain't no puta! I'm Connie! I keeps my panties clean!" Troy later "I ain't no puta. I keep my pajamas clean!"

From Addams Family Values "I was a bal-le-ri-na. GRACEFUL! 👏🏾 DELICATE! 👏🏾 They had to go."

The whole "where's the hash?" scene in Harlem Nights. "Nothin but a swallow left in this orange juice!" "Well swallow it and shut the fuck up!"

"We matched on Snipped"

Happy milestone 75th birthday today - May 8 - to Philip Bailey (Earth, Wind & Fire)

Yes. @cerromerussell.blacksky.app

I'm good either way, but Luther didn't stutter about the amount of kisses I need

Btw, we work at a hospital, so if things went too crazy, at least they're at the right place?!

Long story less long. I worked at a call center for exactly half a shift because of this very situation. 😂

I work from home so yes and I’m claiming self defense.

Something could happen to them before work. Accidents happen.

I WFH so hell yeah

I’ve fought at my (previous) jobs and clocked in the next day. I promise I do not give a single fuck. If I want you I’m ready to blow both our lives up to get you lol

A girl came to my job to fight me once and I left work and told her to meet me at my house. Ain’t no way I’m losing my job over someone I’m a beat tf up lmao.

I once was about to checc a mf at my homeboys mom wake 😭 i told my wife before we got out the car and when we walked in that mf walked out the back with his mom. Safe to say im not the one to ask lol My boy and I laughed at him 😂

There’s only been one person I’ve ever said this about and that’s bc she accused my friend of lying about being terminally ill. I’m standing on it, dancing on it, spinning on it, whatever. When I see shorty it is UP.

Yall be wantin to beat folks up....but see, me....me? I be wantin to throw a radio in they bathtub. We dont operate from the same place of malice and disdain.