Age: 43 • Pronouns: they/them • Height: 5’8” • Shoe size: 10 • Sign: Pisces • Sexuality: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ • Taken: Your daddy was persistent • Fav food: Ripe strawberries • Smoke: 🍃 • Tattoos: 4 • Piercings: both ears • Fav color: blue • DMs: maybe • Music: absolutely

I really need to start that line of indifferent greeting cards

Deodorant is so ridiculous now. I don't want to smell like dinner with Jay Z and Summer Jam Screen for $14 a stick

Age: 34 • Pronouns: she/her • Height: 5’6.5” • Shoe size: 95 • Sign: Virgo • Sexuality: Straight 🫩 • Taken: Yes • Fav food: Chicken • Smoke: no • Tattoos: 1 • Piercings: ears • Fav color: pink • DMs: no • Music: yes

Age: 4(cough) • Pronouns: he/they • Height: 6’3” • Shoe size: 14 • Sign: Taurus • Sexuality: Yes • Taken: Yes, sometimes smitten • Fav food: Japanese • Smoke: no • Tattoos: 1 • Piercings: no • Fav color: beach house color palette • DMs: sure • Music: yes

Between shitty gym music and people grunting like their name is Sarah Jay Williams, the gym without headphones/earphones is a circle of HELL

Forgot to bring earphones to the gym again. Usually when I do my fastest workouts bc ICK

Piccolo Daimaoh Fun fact: Piccolo's name is just "Piccolo." Daimaoh is his title and it means "Great Demon King," which he inherited from his much more evil father. There's some question as to whether he's actually his "son" or his "copy," because Namekians.

Old enough to recognize this as a data center

I'm glad Tanya and her hubby (The War and Treaty) got to perform on the big stage for Lauryn. They are so talented!

anybody out there an attorney who could give some advice regarding a short term housing situation in NJ? lol pls hit me up, need some guidance on a time sensitive situationnn

WALL-E

- update from @billboard.com.

The videos tickle me, but it's always the same man (the IG user listed)

PUT IT IN REVERSE TERRY

Every year, people are betrayed by their optimism. "Fireworks have exploded in other people's hands, but surely they will not explode in mine. My hands are different."

A Strawberry Moon is the first full moon of summer. It signals the start of summer, when strawberries ripen in the US. The name comes from the Algonquin tribes. And it's tonight.

Hitting people with massive ROBOT FIST is satisfying. But comboing it with Robot Animal Army (Strider) and Lightsaber (Hayato) is therapeutic to MEEEEEE

only thing julia stiles was doing on that damn stage was wasting those white folks time 😂😂😂

I don't use guile in any other game, but he's my favorite balance and crossup character in MvC2. Jin is just fun and people don't know what to do against him

Guile, Jin/Thanos, Storm Guile, T. Bonne, Thanos Please line up single file for the ass whooping

PLEASE don’t invite me in any trip where you “don’t care what the room looks like, we’re only sleeping there.” I’m sorry (I’m not) but that’s beneath me.

Features I need(DEMAND/require) on Raye’s next album: Lauryn Hill Leon Thomas Janelle Monae Doechii SZA Victoria Monet Tori Kelly Durand Bernarr Elmiene Sienna Spiro Say Now Sasha Keable Tyler Lewis

Prisoners at a jail in Eastern North Carolina overpowered staff and have seized control of the facility, authorities said www.wral.com/news/state/b...

Acronyms & Initialisms

This has been my favorite movie since I first saw it as a child

This why you gotta pick up them kids tablets randomly. Cause why is this on YouTube kids. With the parental filters on.

if the condiment adds a little acid/twang to the dish, Imma need it in at least 3 variations.

Yesterday, in the shower, for at least 20 minutes

Desiigner:

MEGAN THEE BOMBSHELL!! #LoveIslandUSA

Adding protein to things that no one in the world ever asked to have protein added.

Let me tell you something… People who put carpet in bathrooms are a special kind of degenerate

This type of love or NOTHING. 😭🥰✨💕🥂🍾

Escort missions.

This rocks but also Pat's impression of Redd Foxx is spot on and amazing.

It made no sense for him to not have a nomination, but they don't nominate comedies/ comedic actors

I wish I could've gone Pride month without seeing heterosexual folks argue about petty shit between each other. Alas...

The heteros are upseteros again

Exactly! They know the harm but are still too attached to the benefits they receive from the harm

stop engaging in “good faith” discussion because ain’t no good faith if the intent is to willfully misunderstand. stop talking to these people.

The weather didn't even show up

Here’s a better question… Can workers at the restaurants grocery stores and shops Afford to live in the places they serve?

Happy 100th Birthday Mel Brooks!!! #Comedy #Legend

Gentrification without displacement is called minority investment…

The sad thing is people neighborhood rejuvenation is the same as gentrification. All these folks on the pro-gentrification side are being exceedingly reductive in their arguments, bc they don't want to admit the racism and other harms involved.

Again, I do not understand trading all your principles for currency as a Black person when you yourself used to be a literal form of currency. Like you don’t feel embarrassed by that?

Also love this movie. Very gpod and funny