Instead of using manure for your soil start using microbes to boost the soil and yield

I thought I knew how fast basil grew just growing it on my patio last year. I had no idea…

The activism group Everyone Hates Elon mocked Kylie Jenner’s Meta glasses campaign with bus ads that flip between a branded marketing photo of Jenner wearing a pair of Meta glasses and a black-and-white image showing a skeletal, X-ray version of her with the tagline “We’re always watching.”

It’s like reading the 2026 version of the fucking Lorax.

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welp. the tomato sucker I pruned off last week has sprouted its own roots. into the dirt you go! 🌱

a very large amount of my daily ire is over this

My NC people, make sure when the digital car registration begins on Oct 1, to print your registration. Do NOT let a cop have your unlocked phone, even just to show them the registration. Don't give them room for "plain view" sightings of private text notifications, emails, or lock-screen details.

"It's not that deep" until your child or parent is calling you screaming and crying and it's an ai clone of their voice ... It's that deep.

it really is the sweet spot.

young enough to have played on handheld game consoles as a kid. old enough to remember when they didn’t have their own backlighting.

my friend after seeing my dining plans: ugh, I love a rich bitch on her birthday!!!

learning that spongebob’s bday is the day after mine makes…. so much sense lolololol

SpongeBob's birthday on his driver's license is July 14, 1986. Which would make him 40 today.

after ripping and running, hootin and hollerin for 4 days straight, i’ll be spending today just reading. maybe reading in the woods. but that’s it.

Celebrate yourself! No one has any FUCKING IDEA what it takes to be you.🍻🥂🍾

something about being 36 is hitting a little different. idk why lol

7:13 on 7/13 ✨

I actually refuse to watch the latest episode of the chi on my birthday. they’ve been doing entirely too much lol

Everyone has a role to play in combating the surveillance state.

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“HELP!… HELP MEEEE” 🕷️🏙️😂 #Spiderman #Cartoon

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first gift of the day is this rain and not having to get up to water the garden.

This death is *also* a huge deal. Not only was he one of Trump’s key allies and negotiators in the Middle East during this Iran War, he’s also one of the biggest sources of the billions in wealth that Trump/Kushner have accumulated through crypto laundering and “investments” since 2024.

Why wait? Don't delay! "Tomorrow very well might be too late." Shout out to the Winans.

TO US! 🥂 for still being here. for not being racist pieces of shit.

I already had reservations today to celebrate, but this just puts a little something extra on it 🥂

Lindsey Graham:

whoa. and the reflection onto the building!? 😍

lmaooo

The Grim Reaper strolling Capitol Hill like…

Republicans gonna call ya all kinds of names for laughing but keep it up. Fuck em. Live better and people won't celebrate your death

the group chat is booming so I *had* to come check the skyline for these jokes.

2 days until my bday and I already feel really seen and considered.

guess i’ll be spending my friday night making a bunch of tomato sauce, powder, etc. sensational!

The neurospicy urge to throw everything away in an effort to minimize my life just to reorder things.

nail appt tomorrow. just gotta figure out what I want to do with my hair.

my mom: i’m surprised your granny isn’t in here telling you exactly how to make the squash granny: she already knows how to make it *winks* 🥹🥰

for me, there was another section below this one specifically for using your audio with aye eye features. make sure to opt out of that too.

Instagram automatically opted all public profiles into its new feature that lets users create AI images based on their photos How to opt out: 1️⃣ Go to your profile 2️⃣ Click the 3 bars in the top right 3️⃣ Scroll down to ‘Sharing and reuse’ 4️⃣ Turn off for both Posts & Reels

Here’s exactly what the toggle buttons say It’s still rolling out to users

It’s rub my feet together o’clock

I have so much to say and nothing at the same time

I can’t just wake up at 1 something and start my day. that’s kinda how I got here in the first place lol