I need the joy that comes in the morning to stop edging and 1-2…1-2-3 release itself!

Only Murders in the Building is so good. I’m so glad I discovered it when it already has 5 seasons!

Y’all we need to start selling fish plates to get Rico some studio time! Issa full album track list here!

Trying to get caught on this show but…my attention span. 😩

I know good and Gotdamn well the nigga upstairs is not jumping rope

Me thinking about how my parents having roughly 3 mins of fun one night in June of 1989 resulted in me having to pay bills for the rest of my life

Happy first Sunday of 2026! Mua😘

So in 2012, I decided to play around in the recording studio at my church. I recorded a lil snippet and posted it on my Tumblr. I sent it to Durand and he told me I had a nice tone. Baby, nobody coulda told me nothing after that. 🤣🤣🤣 Listen here:

FREN!!!….i love you too!

Tuh! 🙃

I hate when folx do something nice for you then immediately follow it up with emotional manipulation…do you not know that I will beat your ass from here all the way into 2027

Iced with just caramel macchiato coffee creamer. No added sugar or sugar substitute

Additionally, I need Chloe & Halle to 1. Get back in the Stu. And 2. Get their own sitcom or reality show; they’re both hilarious!

I’m laying in bed, trying to fall asleep and I just burst out laughing because I thought about Chloe Bailey saying “…now let me hear you neigh!” 😂😂😂

Okay so they were sisters!

I hate when new people catch me in a middle of a dissociative episode. They end up thinking I’m mean.

Leaving them dr*g d*alers alone in 2026.

Linkin Park and Breaking Benjamin…

205, to be exact.

i’m not falling for the heated rivalry propaganda.

THEE People’s Princess, everyone! 👸🏾😍👏🏾

I’m so sorry man! I’m just glad you found the clarity before signing that marriage license. 🫂

As per usual I’m late AF, but I love the 80’s vibe of Doja’s “Vie” album.

This may be an extreme rewarding system, but I’m not allowing myself to have sex until I’m <299 lbs

Ok if you weigh over 200lbs drop a pic. We trying to see something… 👀 Big Dawg

My mama talmbout create her a Netflix account so she can watch Beauty in Black..Ma’am that’s a lil too ratchet for you.

Caveat: If you’re NOT Black, you cannot be Trade.

If you’re NOT Black, you are NOT DL. You are in the closet, sweetness.

You got me bent, Nigga!

On paper, 36 🎵In my MIND🎵, 26 In my back, 76

I’m actually REALLY fkn cute. Tffff

Im so glad I left TikToking alone because wottice dis?🥴

Not FLO Taking it January and December of 2025. I hyper fixated dyne! 🙃

How I want a grilled hot link with baked beans and mustard!

Those who get it, get it. With a lil mustaaaaaaaarrrddd on top 🤌🏾

Mind you, her husband is absolutely a racist. Marrying a (begrudgingly) black person does not absolve you of racism.

It. Must. Get. Better.

It’s me. I’m niggas. If I ever tell you imma call you right back, please go on about your day. In that regard, right back is 3-5 business days!

1st working day of the year and already taking a half day at work 😩

My friend: “your goddaughter just poured an empty box of cereal on the floor and proceeded to step in it!” Me:

Devon Franklin kinda fine.

Damita Jo, wottice dis?!

Starting Only Murders in the Building!

Is there a such thing as eating too much corn? These air fryer corn on the cobs have me in a chokehold 😩

The new year texts can stop now thx

Glizzys in a blanket coming right up

This iced white toffee latte is too goodt!