Ready to run into so much unexpected funds that I can move somewhere for a year that has me thinkin, "Oh wow... it's really BLACK and it's reeaaalll QUEER!" e'retime I walk out the door 😂😂😂

My problem is, I like niggas like Nuck from “The Chi”

Whew, this is very straggot behavior

Me and the Hoyard owt!✌🏾

I be knocking the Sonic rings out the gas pump trying to get EVERY DROP!! Clink clink clink clink!!!

Being fearful is one thing; letting the fear call the shots for you is another.

Packing my Hoyard bag right now

The banker at my credit union had this reminder on her wall! 💫✨

Bitch, you better be joking!

Bitch, you better be joking!

Combatting binge eating disorder one week at a time…🥹

That’s enough of lil meat for the evening!🤣🤭

He likes flat doggy Noted

Got that clack perfectly edited on this! 💅🏾

I use bar soap along with body wash for a richer lather in my washcloth.

The good thing about being a big nigga is as long as I’m fat, I’ll always have an extra inch of dick hiding. A skinty hoe could neva🤣

I love how reading/hearing 87% of phrases triggers a memory of a song for me!

So many of you suffer in silence yet show up with smiles. Sometimes that's resilience. Sometimes that's avoidance. I honor the former and encourage you to either help yourself or seek help for the latter. 🤎🤎🤎

Oh so the theme on the SL today was meats almighty, dicks everlasting

It’s my Friday! Today will be a good day!💫

Imma spend his cream, seduce & scheme!!🤑🤑🤑 Shawna and Mia deserved more!!🥹

All the Bluesky Christophers are fine af 😮‍💨

Some of y’all grandma ain’t make y’all this and it shows

I’ve never heard dude speak before!

Snapchat liked this one 🙈

Funny how the cure for both sadness and horniness is being choked

Money talks! So shut me up!

Show me a picture that captures your essence I’ll do ya one better

Holding it all together because Lord knows I can’t afford to fall apart.

Pride Month Fun Fact: Telling masculine presenting queer men “At least you still act like a man” is homophobic. Pass it on.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but.. You’ve allowed yourself to get too comfortable. It’s time to move around, create some new motion and discover even more new things you didn’t know you were capable of. It’s me. I needed to hear it. 😮‍💨

I am OBSESSED with Alexa Demie!

We can do a cute lil hyphenated situation…

What Kayla said!

I’m HOWLING 😭😭😭💀💀💀

Yeah, I’m about to take a nap!

Shameless is one of my top 5 Caucasian shows

Skin starting to clear after a stress break out

Understanding there’s a difference

Yall like short men?

You’d think after working the past 6 days in a row I would’ve sat my ass down today. Nope cleaned out my fridge, picked up groceries, washed, dried, folded, and put away 4 loads of clothes. I had all intentions of couch rotting today but, I obviously have a problem with sitting still..

Was just sitting here having a staff meeting with myself and my Apple Watch gone say: “Sorry, I didn’t get that!” “Bitch you weren’t supposed to!” Then proceeds to randomly play that KFC Santeria song

This:

Why this YT man was trying to sell me $50 in food stamps for $25 in gas in Walmart’s parking lot. I declined then proceeded to stick around and watch as he only approached black folx with this offer. Sir you better go ask to daddy Tr*mp for some gas money

The theme for the rest of the year is: LOCK IN TWIN!🔒💪🏾