Let me go order a leg chain & waist beads

Cook your produce. Do not eat raw greens. Throw them into a pot, make soup, sautée it, whatever. Just don't eat anything cold and raw

And yall better be mf quiet on the creek.

This saves me in Japan & South Korea because I was spending like I had unlimited Monopoly money

Electrik Red was really ahead of their time 🤦🏾‍♂️ 😢 ⚡️ 🕺🏾

Black people, I am begging you. Stop explaining AAVE on the internet.

Juicy lips??!

do yall got juicy lips? asking for a friend…and myself. photo proof encouraged

The FDA has recalled more than 700,000 Pillsbury bread rolls due to potential glass contamination.

😍 one in a million lol

The penis snake, scientifically known as Atretochoana eiselt, is the largest known caecilian. Discovered in Brazil near the Amazon, it resembles an earthworm or as noted the male anatomy.

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I’m ABSOLUTELY here for it

🗣️Yo te quiero Puerto Rico music.apple.com/us/album/pre...

*Men aren't typically good people ☝️😌

Glass in the bread, the meat got screw worm, the veggies make ya shit. Hell, ass and coochie IS the safest thing to eat.

Im bout to look thru these quotes!

VIDEO SELFIES/SELFIES THREAD FELLAS WYA 👀👀🥳 (The lady folk tired of searching through memes)

I’ve been living life real raw this past week. No lexapro, no magnesium, no ashwagandha, just vibes

Not the typos! Let me go earn my salary!

That man was in my dream last night. I fear I may on my way to liking a man fr 🙃I smile when I see his name on my notifications

This how old I am

I need people with skin conditions to ignore posts like this. Stay away from the aluminum!! Get you some ordinary glycolic acid & spray your underarms after every shower. Use natural deodorant with corn starch too.

It’s never my loss. Person, place, or thing. Every ending confirms there was something better waiting. I’m protected, always.

Aww man RIP deadline.com/2026/07/hal-...

Bitch, we can't have potato chips either. FDA issues most serious recall alert for potato chip brands over salmonella risk www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Need

I want a cookies from Trader Joe’s. Chocolate chip, gluten free. Ice cream too.

Won’t watch it because of the ending

You ain’t real…Give me my chain *snatch*

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I’m a good thing to have

Quiet On The Creek cause Santana does what??? KEEP A BOP!!! Thangya!!! Sidenote: I hope he copyrighted it and sells merch VERY SOON!

Eat more coochie and less lettuce 🫶🏾

Former & ex abuser cannot be applied to men like this. Slow singing & flower bringing, please!

Yall be smashing on gargoyles or something 👀

Helen of Troy, Lupita Nyongo sparkles in Christian Cowan for the London premiere of #theodysseymovie.

Sounds like gender-affirming care to me.

Kev alright with me. I see nothing he did wrong. He is hilarious and more Christ like than a lot of these supersaiyan holy warriors.

“I look forward to connecting with you” -a liar

🌟 TEAM COOP IS SET 🌟 Introducing the official Team Cooper roster for the 2026 AT&T WNBA All-Star Game! See them take the court on July 25 at 8:30pm/ET on ABC. #WNBAAllStar | AT&T

You are broke

Not apologizing to Spain either Fuck Europe

abolish this general lack of empathy

The intro to Lioness is very game of thrones coded

The Trump administration replaced panels about the brutality of slavery at the Philadelphia President’s House memorial while the public slept overnight

If I’m being fatphobic, misogynistic, colorist, etc., please call me out on it.

I’ve been waiting on Argentina downfall since Cabo Verde! England, don’t fail me now