I need to call 6 people today. Surely I can do it.

My home office desk is a mess. Literal chaos.

I remember a freedom fighter saying the food sucked and wasn’t worth sit ins. 😂

Sometimes I wanna travel back to the 50’s and see if all them burger joints and malt shops was worth all the racism. Let me find out they serving some bullshit back there flipping patties in business casual talking bout “whites only” I’ll knock ya whole jukebox over. 😩

I love when selfie trains go around even if I don't participate. It's like hey guys! Awww y'all so cute. Aw that's the face behind the account.

Young me wasn't hanging with the wrong crowd. I was the wrong crowd.

I knew to keep my account for this very reason. 😂😂

I love taking pics on Snapchat and not using the app. 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

I have a basketball/track/volleyball body but i don’t care im still never playing outside of for fun because what stupid sports for my body. I wanna punch a hoe in boxing but yall never let me. 😆😆😆

Drying my hair consists of me shaking my head back and forth.

We all don’t wanna be up, let’s pretend we are all asleep.

Crunching ice is so fun now.

Got 5 referrals in my queue for tomorrow. Chile.

One week im unable to go two hours without a snack and the next week I don’t eat til 9pm. Craziness.

I eat in a disordered way. Always have really.

Need to get on the scale to see what this two day starvation did.

We got to experience a lot of great artists from Bad Boy but every last one of them would’ve been safer under someone else. Diddy should’ve never made it this far unscathed.

This applies to the style of “flirting” yall like to do on here. “If she’s short and wears glasses, she’s stressful.” And all that other shit yall do to rage bait/engagement farm the women on here. You’re 36. And probably married. Please.

Same.

Basic bitch over here and I like it that way. I keeps it simple and comfortable. 🙂‍↕️

I love Big Bang Theory and Young Sheldon the most.

What the hell that wig man done did now?

I have been poisoned by something.

A man prolly reading this with a hole in his sock right now. Go with logic

I don’t exist for male pleasure and I don’t need yall to bust a nut. They hate me real bad but they can’t do shit bout it cuz im fine as hell and paid. 😂

I’m a dangerous woman cuz I literally don’t need you niggas. 😂

I have never been dicknatized in my life cuz I don’t value those sticks poking from your bodies and they don’t even guarantee orgasms. I got it. Bye. 😂

I don’t have horny ways that need others. I prefer my toys so i don’t have to do a thing back.

My goal is to hurry up so I can resume my life before a dick was inserted.

I hit pause on my Apple TV and tend to business then unpause. I will not be playing with dick all day. I got shows to watch.

Yall be gagging on dicks for 30 minutes. Can’t breathe. Snot dripping doe. I got 5 and he gonna finish. 😂

Luckily im done sucking dick in 5 min no matter the man. Word to super head and not sticking poles in our necks.

I know the nipple ring looks like a toy but stop it. 😂

The man was twisting my nipple while I was sucking his wank. I wish yall had no hands. 😂

White people are the most dangerous humans on earth.

I’m user to quality hair from it scalp from i by will lay tihay to fifer her …..

Head back before I even hit send

Know what kind of man you got and move accordingly.

I know I be seeming like a contradiction about men but it’s not hard. If they are exceptional men (by smart Black women’s standard) then yes you can cater to them cuz they’re doing it first. If they are regular you do the bare min and conserve your energy. ☝🏾

Yassss!

I believe in ol fashioned ass whoopings. Some shit deserve to be handled in the streets. ESPECIALLY when it comes to children. Crappy step parent (no matter the gender)?? Beat they ass Family member being nasty towards them? Beat they ass. Predator/predatory ass adults etc? BEAT THEY ASS

Don’t ask why I’m up eating scrambled eggs.

Hungry but don’t know what I wanna eat.

Angel keeps trying to start beef with Wendy that Wendy doesn't deserve. And, I'm trying not to attribute it to her being light-skinned, but. . . #RHOP

I actually don’t like Stacy on RHOP but I hollered when she bossed up on K. I don’t like K either. 😂

I don't believe in marriage. I do want a companion, though.

She was incredibly kind in her approach too. Whew baby, the next reply would be SHARE YA LO.

The sharp decline in US teenagers’ aspiration to get married and have kids… …is happening almost entirely among girls, not boys. At some point maybe men will start trying harder to understand that. www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/... | HT @conradhackett.bsky.social @pewresearch.org