She came for me. I responded. You came for me. I responded. Now yall the victims. I know yall are insufferable at work.

Thank you 🥹🥹

Me when it comes to BigXThaPlug

I really be minding my business and these people come messing with me 😭😭

I used to have a coworker who found out I was living alone and she started cooking for me. Now mind you I know how to cook but a free meal is a free meal 🤷🏽‍♂️ and the food was bomb 😂

Uno, BITCH.

Y’all know what the vibes is

Did I play you or did I get you before you got me? 😅😂

If you see my location is in Turkey, mind ya business bih! 😂😂

The moment people come second is the moment you begin to lose business…why is this so hard to fathom, entrepreneur?

About to sit in this chair and don’t know what hairstyle I want 🫠

I was 17 in my senior year of high school. Boost Mobile was popping 😂

If there are run off elections in your area: TAKE YO STANKIN ASS TO THE POLLS AND VOTE

Ayoooo! 😭😂😂

Your person should enhance the best parts of you and move you to want to acknowledge and tame the worst parts of you

5 mile walk in the evening = flat tummy 😁

Don’t look, Issa trap 😁

Using “fucking” or “fuck” after every other word. At this point it’s a micro aggression because I know damn well you don’t talk like that in front of your daddy who has a country club membership and your mom that’s proud to serve cookies to the other SAHM support meeting 🫩…

Rhaena really got on the back of a dragon that looks like he had classes separate from all the other kids and expected it to listen…

My lawyer always says shoot for the highest feasible number and let the judge bring it down and you gonna be a millionaire

Yup...

If I ever am placed in a situation for a lawsuit please understand I’m going all the way! I want it all!

Dawg 😭😂

Respectfully…me to a lot of the women on this thread 😅😂

And then wondering why people call you Maxwell!!

You betta sang, Tito!

My niece is 1 today and I 🥹😭

Stop! Sit here for a moment. Close your eyes, unclench your jaw, relax your eyebrows. Deep breath in, deep breath out.

She aggy but ima give her her props or whatever 🙄😂

Tugged on my love handles a lil bit 🫠🙈

@officialblee.blacksky.app post said “you ain’t working hard enough fat ass” I’m not bothered though…

I don’t know who needs to hear this but stop getting mad at people online about what they do with their lives! You look stupid!

I say this with the most respect although it’s extremely disrespectful, I be wanting to

Keeping an indie brand open in 2026 has been…interesting. A quick, honest update and one small favor. 💚

These mfn teenagers gone be in here for free till August!? 😭🫩

Alright let’s get to this gym to finish out my week

to know me is to know that I'm a deeply unserious serious person.

First nosebleed of the summer…here we go

The block hot! Don’t make noise 😂

I don’t wanna hear all that beeping.

I don’t wanna hear that noise

To the people that yank their food out the microwave at the last second, why? What is your brain telling you? 😅

What people have said about me behind my back isn’t my business…don’t come telling me nothing because ima go off on you instead of them 🫠😅😂

Every single time!

2 people you don’t mistreat around me: Elders and children…I promise I’m finna catch a charge 🫠

Idk y’all, I cannot stand a miserable mf… I understand irritation, I don’t understand unnecessary aggression towards any & every thing inconveniencing you. If you don’t know how to use you pivot foot we cannot be friends

Good Morning 🌞

💨 Brain: What if instead of periods, women turned into men for the length of their cycles 🤔

The only bimbo that does no wrong in my eyes 🤷🏽‍♂️ I remember seeing her on tv for the first time and knew I would marry her one day 😂😂