Circa de 2011. Me my high school theater lmao. We were HELL and I wouldn’t change a thing.

I start squinting when i get to a bar and the music is good. Because hold on, yall tryna keep me here ainit

I am the most Iconic Queer of the Rule and Williams family. Lmao the architect the originator!!!

Oh, i guess this is my way of saying, “OMG I GOT THE JOB”. Lmao 😂 Yay

I started working at a new school today! Students live for me already. Mindju im teaching Algebra and Chemistry.

We don’t talk about the vocal difficulty of P!nks songs enough. She is QUICK to jump an octave.

Ima get one of these in my house

The way Yolanda ate her up! 😌

Im so happy that my barber doesn’t push my hairline back. 😭😭

Fuck boy cut

How long yall be in the gym? Its a few folks that be in here for my full shift. Do i really gotta be in here all day?

Trains are extra funky today 🤢

Sometimes i want taco bell but then i remember my stomach…

My cats like fried plantain 🤭🤭 they get it from me.

Never had this problem. Not in my black household!

Me, the childless unctie, after being told by several close loved ones that they want me to care for their children if they are not able to:

MY QUEEN !!!

Working out always activates my stomach so I legitimately gag every time I see the girls come into the gym drinking coffee. Cuz baby yo stomach strong AF!!

Also leaving this right here.

Why would you send me an unsolicited pic of your gnawed up balloon knot?

Yall better come to this show cuz we sangin!!!

At what stage in life do i start buying decorative plates like the aunties nem?

Lets rob a bank 🥹 i wanna see you get money lmaoooo

Yalll…

This edible aint— Oh

The Ying Yang twins was a fun moment of music

Whew i love a fried plantain 😮‍💨

Yall, my lil body is coming together nicely 🥹 She’s Sitting while Sitting!!

They are so nosy. Lol

Lord i be talking fast like motor mouth Mabel

They did what to Venezuela?!? GURL…. The year aint eeen start for real.

If the body don’t come with the drawls Mr. Carter wear can hand it up flatscreen 😂😂😭😭😭

Every time i hear a song from Renaissance i gotta play the whole album lmaoo

Yall, little me is so proud of me 😭😭😭😭

Frolicking

Best i can do babes.

Southern people will read you and make it sound melodic. Lmao please don’t believe that southern hospitality shit. We will pull you out of a ditch if you need help but you fuck up and we will put you in a ditch. Ive seen it… I’ve done it lmao

Gurl, I didn’t know it was going down like that. I just thought i was relaying information to a person in need. Yall know I’m a teacher and i can’t resist the urge to support information acquisition and retention. Sorry big daddy Unctie didn’t didn’t Know

I can’t remember lies so i avoid them. My brain forgets information it perceives to be trivial. 😭😭 hell, come to think of it… my brain forgets important shit.

Cater 2 U just came on. Lemme sing to this bartender.

These Doc Martens have been saving my feet this winter. 😭

This is my last free weekend before i start teaching at a new school. Lemme go to someone’s brunch.

Lemme figure out how to add a water mark chyle.

That Claressa must never had a man before? Cuz girl get up! Ya look a damn fool!

People will say some dumb shit to you and be mad at you because that you don’t believe it. Baby thats not in my pedigree.

Lmaooo Don Lemon was lit 😂😂😂

Watching Last Holiday 🥹

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Welp time to start rehearsing for Carnegie Hall 🥹 Come on 2026

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