“Generally speaking…”

“you don’t owe your friends anything!” literally yes you do, you owe them friendship

lol literally me rn. I have seen S1-S7 three times, the latter seasons twice.

WHYYYYYYY is this child singing, on repeat, the Hertz christmas commercial word for word? 😭

The food.

Other ppl.

i think about this periodically and have to stop myself from throwing a fit 😭

An Atlanta "shawty" hits entirely different from a New York "shorty" even though they're technically the same word

If you haven't eaten or frozen the Thanksgiving leftovers by now, it's time to pitch them.

I had to look this up bc huh??

Happy horrordaze!!! #horror #horrorwriting #horrorcommunity @4wheelworkout.bsky.social @crobertcargill.bsky.social @horrorandhabits.bsky.social @notyournegro.blacksky.app @tananarivedue.bsky.social @markhamillofficial.bsky.social @stephaniemfreeman.bsky.social

Ordering the things you need to redrum, dismember, and dispose of a human being on DOORDASH might be the most aggressively American thing I’ve ever heard. Shout out to the driver who saw that list and said uh uh 911 😭

From the newspaper owned by Jeff Bezos.

Today is World AIDS Day.

Move on like you never knew them because, in reality… you didn’t. - Denzel Washington

Im on the episode when Dr. Dixon (autistic) gets hella overwhelmed and isolates in an empty room. Drs Yang and Bailey are her human weight blanket. I forgot about her.

Ok so Owen had a date w Yang. Shows up late and drunk. Smelling so bad he needs a shower. No this mf didn’t get in HER shower, fully dressed, and just running the water. Sir!! You paying the water bill?! I hate these ppl sometimes

Dr. Sloan was messing w Lexi. Lexi was like 23. Sloan knows she’s too young. But Derek’s mom tells him he has the emotional maturity of a 15yo and HAS to date young. Nevermind he’s probably 40 and she’s 23, fresh out of med school and got formula on her breath.

Arrest me bc i will body coffee-flavored ice creams

That canceled tv show that you’ll never stop thinking about

That canceled tv show that you’ll never stop thinking about

can't forget the Congo! Belgium murdered millions of Africans for rubber and cocoa. And still claim credit for their own "greatness."

Who are all criminals

Colonialism = chocolate coming from what is now South America but Belgium and the Swiss getting all the credit.

Actually what's most important is that yall remember we are still boycotting. NO SHOPPING tomorrow either.

This was very common at one point. So common someone worked overnight to listen out for grave bells. DYK this is where “working the graveyard shift” comes from?

Pedagogically, I don’t like forcing students do ‘rigorous’ things the days after long breaks. There’s often a feeling of malaise and a lot of trauma and we gotta make class a safe space again. Community-building through conversation and games is how I re-enter the home stretch of the year.

I bet Russell has two Thanksgivings. One for people like this dude (and the cameras) and a real one. I bet this guy got served stuffing instead of dressing because the Wilsons don't really fuck with him like that. What I wanna know is: why wasn't he with HIS family?

That cancelled show you’ll never stop thinking about.

The collective response to Cory Booker’s nuptials being, “Congrats! We don’t want you as president either” is SENDING me 😂😭

lol why I sang: It’s going. I’m yelling “Timberrrrrr” like kesha

I’m sorry 🤣, “if they do timberrrrr” is doing me in.

That scene in The Sound of Music when Maria has her first dinner with von Trapps, reminds me of the scene in Sister Act II when Mary Clarence has her first class with the students.

Oh shyt. I forgot I took an edible 10 minutes ago. She just made sure I won’t forget again.

Dems voted for the Big Ugly Bill, so they voted for this “At the same time as the government shutdown disrupted…SNAP, states began implementing an expansion of the program’s work requirements as mandated in the Republicans’ “big, beautiful bill,”….” There are ppl on SNAP, who cannot work. 1/

Elphaba running round hollering in that damn castle:

You know what. I am not mad. The yp is right.

December being tomorrow is wild.

IDK him BUT I know my man always pushes the door open and holds it open for me AFTER he has entered first from the inside. He was raised to be first-in “just in case” and be the first line of defense… There’s sidewalk rules. There’s door rules.

Child got me over here re-learning adding fractions with unlike denominators On a Sunday. Why? He just found calculator dot net Snap cubes are RIGHT THERE!!!

She gone tell you what she like how she like it and when Setting the context to loving her well

Like a clay mug of hot cocoa that was made over the stove, with cream, not milk, and a few intentionally placed marshmallow, that you cup w both hands as you sip in front of a fireplace. (ISTG this is how someone described it and I will never ever be mad lol)

A guy said can ppl stop w the armchair analysis of Klay and Meg. A few scrolls later I see Klay and Meg on a boat. The girlies being positive and supportive of them in the comments. It’s not the “armchair analysis”. It’s that you don’t want the ladies to set standards & expectations

Wake up. Do my morning thing.Open the app and what do I see? yt man defending talib and speaking over Black women and only apologizing after another ym said the same things Black women spent all morning explaining.

Why are we still entertaining Talib and his weirdo friends??? Why?

6/ 🚨 Per CURRENT and former US officials, there are strong reasons to believe some people on board the Sept 2 boat were people being trafficked. (That is consistent with prior NYT reporting)

Post on here: “Combat troops are trained in using lethal force to subdue an enemy. Civilian LEOs aren’t trained to think of the local population as an enemy. And they’re trained in de-escalation.” Clearly not said by a marginalized person

Kids are rude asl We were watching 99 To Beat earlier. Dr. Ken: He usually does so well Bean: Well not today I was watching some music competition. The girl sang. Bean: She shouldn’t do that anymore. What makes it harsher is he don’t even stop what he’s doing