ladies, please braid your hair down before putting on your helmets of salvation them wigs be looking like the mountain Sheila drove up to save her marriage

if i were a government official and millions of people were showing up across multiple states to protest me, my policies, and my beliefs i would start to do some soul searching.

Hello everyone today we are getting some basic menstruation education! No, actually, MOST mammals do NOT menstruate! With maybe one or two exceptions, only primates shed their uterine lining in a regular cycle. Other mammals have something called estrus.

the fact that i keep seeing famous people, like ACTORS, SINGERS, MODELS, etc., with second jobs is… when i was younger this would NEVER happen. wym YOU also need a side hustle rn and you’re RICH????????!!!!!!!!!! and wym we KNOWWWWWWW THAT ABOUT YOU?!

the rum indeed told me i’s ah big dansa yesterday😂😂

julia fox is very lucky she was in an interview with evolved, mature marlon and not early 2000s/90s marlon. he handled that so well cuz i would have balled her fucking lips up.

i love florida. i would live here if yall governor wasnt a babyback bitch

there’s absolutely nooooo reason this damn girl should be chewing like this

there’s a lot going on rn but not being able to find a new job is definitely top of the list for stressing me tf out

“GONG HEI FAT CHOY! GONG HEI FAT CHOY!”* *ik this is probably not how it is actually spelled, but this is how homer pronounced it😭

liking either of the hudas is a character flaw

boondocks, aqua teen hunger force, american dad

oh dead silence TRAUMATIZED ME! i cant even THINK that damn rhyme thingy without being scared she’s coming to get me😭😭😭😭

the original IT

im stealing the petite hon hon hon😂😂😂

i hate people who are constantly trying to other themselves. like why do you want so badly to not be able to relate to anyone?

An easy Christmas gift. Offer to pay someone’s passport fees. Everyone needs to have one at this point, especially before they lock this country down.

i hate feeling like im more into someone than they’re into me

i want some thai food real bad

My teenager is appalled that students get in trouble for using AI while the teachers use it constantly for lesson plans. She has noticed the quality of lessons has degraded and teachers often don't know what they are presenting themselves until they read it to the class.

keep the snickerdoodles and oatmeal cookies, and put yall bland asses in the trash. HOW BOUT THAT?!

these are probably the same people red velveting and peach cobblering everything!

i just want french fries man and bk is CLOSED! and i HATE MCDONALDS

ik yall aint gon do it fr, but i been waiting on amazon 😂. i deleted every single one of their apps and never looked back, fuck jeff bezos.

also on the topic of ai, im tired of people acting like that shit dont make everything ugly. it does. we can tell. im sick of it.

scariest thing to me about these ai music artists is that eventually mfs gon be dropping songs with features of people that were never cleared let alone actually recorded. and what tf is anybody gonna be able to really do about it fr?

i hate that i have to exercise it sm, but i love my ability to train myself to live without people fr

oh he’s playing😭😭😭😭

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my mom was a 99j girly real bad back in the day, now im 99jr🤣

i wish people would stop tryna make plans with me just to have to cancel anyway. just pop up when you pop up, im annoyed

drake gon sue everybody who listened to not like us next😂😂😂

if you cant drive fast without swerving, do the speed limit. especially with other people in the car

He died so I can live …. Candy corn me

well… the occupation has begun. wonder what city is next…

Roark Capital owns all of these restaurants and donates at extremely high levels to the 🐘 party. The owner of Jimmy John's donated at least 1.5 million to the Heritage Fund alone and has sold majority shares for 3 billion.

i have the biggest crush on armanii, jetti, AND ayetian rn😭😭😭😭😭. i love them all. i need them all. neowwwww.

i wanna dance. like i need a nice outing with nothing but bachata, salsa, merengue, etc all night😩

i hate when people feel like they need to have a comment about every little thing. like, what do you get out of being negative all the time?

my fav GOT character, nobody was badder than her at allllll🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️LOVED playing as her in multiversus too

i miss my man, i cant wait to wrap my entire body around him😩

like a 10 minute hug

i give up

now a nigga mad at me cuz i made a typo🙄get me out of here😭

then people wonder why i act the way i do.