when you don't have kids you're essentially breaking a 4-billion-year chain of reproduction and genetic transfer, which is the ultimate flex on nature IMHO

The new holiday classics, many are saying #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

@crobertcargill.bsky.social Your entry in The End of the World As We Know It was BRILLIANT. Funny, weird, tense, and filled with authentic heart. I was shocked to find a story of hope in an anthology about a doomsday pandemic.

It’s the holiday season - no time for non-bangers and/or movies without naked shower fights #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Fellas is it gay to not have serifs

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated, or Pixar.

Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable

Hamnet has Jessie Buckley, but Gremlins has Gizmo, so… #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

There are so many, but this is the one that always hits the hardest

155mm for dictators, 155% tax rate for billionaires, $1.50 hot dogs for the public

Perhaps my most chaotic #LastFourWatched ever #LetterboxdFriday

Coffee is for Closers, Charlie Brown

Get after it, Joseph. When you're champ, I just request to be some sort of hanger-on in your entourage (maybe title belt-holder guy?)

Wicked could have used an unstoppable Finnish killing machine to liven up the proceedings, if you ask me #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Zohran did a Charisma check and rolled a nat 20

If you can figure out my preferences, you deserve something special (like never having to see The Book of Henry) #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

It's mathematically impossible to have any less juice than this guy

i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.

It should have been apparent from years of her public statements and appearances, but Bari's biggest obstacle to success is just that she's profoundly dumb

The biggest tell that someone is a dullard is having no favorite bands or movies or some form of entertainment. It's how you know those "grindset" types are the dumbest fucks on the planet. They have no interests. They are literally the NPCs they bitch about. You're a cog in the shit machine

Good lesson from yesterday: Regular people don't like weird freaks with bad ideas and authoritarian ways of implementing them

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Good morning, world!

This World Series has EVERYTHING

We're going to slowly replace the entire Vatican Archive of priceless treasures looted from around the world with Fanatics merchandise

I don't understand why so many people are saying "good luck finding a man without a Nazi tattoo!!!" like bro how many of you are there

It’s time #NoKings

look upon my works ye mighty and learn nothing from them

If you want to know what real rich is: Jay-Z is apparently taking 1 minute private flights because nothing matters anymore

/4 Chappelle: did you ever notice how princes drive like THIS and Malaysian guest workers under the kafala system drive like THIS Riyadh crowd: [rapturous joy] Chappelle: y’all a great, this is free speech culture

PTA ranking, because why not?: 1 (tie). Boogie Nights 1 (tie). One Battle After Another 3. There Will Be Blood 4. The Master 5. Magnolia 6. Phantom Thread 7. Hard Eight 8. Licorice Pizza 9. Punch-Drunk Love 10. Inherent Vice

Inject this picture and story directly into my veins

We hope and expect the wallet inspector will find everything in order with our wallets

@diedrichbader.bsky.social It was an absolute pleasure, sensei! Thanks so much for your kindness and hospitality, and for sharing the story of the pants!

Share your favorite black and white movie

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched Spidey. Spooky. Star Trek.

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

Thinking about him