@drewmagary.bsky.social I think we need a chips version of Gametime Cheap Beer of the Week in the Jamboroo specifically to feature these Mothman chips

It would be delightful if Idris Elba, Ray Winstone, or any of the celebrities obviously used in this were to sue Cuomo and ask in discovery for the prompts that were used to create this insane level of racism

I don't understand why so many people are saying "good luck finding a man without a Nazi tattoo!!!" like bro how many of you are there

It’s time #NoKings

look upon my works ye mighty and learn nothing from them

If you want to know what real rich is: Jay-Z is apparently taking 1 minute private flights because nothing matters anymore

/4 Chappelle: did you ever notice how princes drive like THIS and Malaysian guest workers under the kafala system drive like THIS Riyadh crowd: [rapturous joy] Chappelle: y’all a great, this is free speech culture

PTA ranking, because why not?: 1 (tie). Boogie Nights 1 (tie). One Battle After Another 3. There Will Be Blood 4. The Master 5. Magnolia 6. Phantom Thread 7. Hard Eight 8. Licorice Pizza 9. Punch-Drunk Love 10. Inherent Vice

Inject this picture and story directly into my veins

We hope and expect the wallet inspector will find everything in order with our wallets

@diedrichbader.bsky.social It was an absolute pleasure, sensei! Thanks so much for your kindness and hospitality, and for sharing the story of the pants!

Share your favorite black and white movie

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched Spidey. Spooky. Star Trek.

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

Thinking about him

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.

Bush did 9/11

Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future

Independent movie theater employee, and I think $7.00 when I started, and $10.00 when I became a manager, plus free movies. Best job I've ever had.

They should do this to Stephen Miller when It Happens

The Little League kid yelling, "Not the McNuggets!" here is 🤌

Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

Elisabeth Moss remains one of the most talented actors in the world, but the Scientology stuff is a gigantic FUCKING YIKES to me, if that counts as political.

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice* This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

Advertise your account with a GIF

Very amateur attempt by me.

hey what's your favorite Hulk Hogan lie, mine's the one where he said he wrestled 400 days in one year because flying back and forth to Japan gave him extra days on the calendar

This is a legitimate concern now

The only female gaze I recognize

@baseballgifs.bsky.social Still Pride Month at Truist confirmed ✅🌈

Someone on a Discord mentioned they looked like Zod and his gang, so I just had to...

Trump after using the Epstein list to get elected

It's my right as an American to say that I hope that a lot of people happy about the state of the country lose digits shooting off fireworks tonight.

Okay, but what’s the source wearing

I've been saying Pine for years for an Indy reboot - is the right age, has the capability to handle drama/action/comedy equally well, doesn't take himself too seriously, is believable as an academic, and has leading man looks.

Over the last 25 or so years, four of the funniest words in the English language have been "Democrats have a plan"

This is essentially an impossible exercise, because if you caught me on another day, I might change half of these answers. Still, we've had some bangers to choose from

Well, fellow Millennials, it's our time again