But if I don't phrase it as "Jeffrey Epstein didn't Kermit Sewer Slide" then how will I get my youtube money? (N.B. I genuinely do hate the baby talk about serious issues that has cropped up in the last few years because people are afraid of the Big Bad Algorithm. It's genuinely offensive to me.)

I HAVE A GREAT NEED

Thanks, Londonist, I really needed the reminder that I share a birthday with fucking Satan.

Rogue state dedicated to committing genocide in "broke promise to not do a genocide" shocker!

I don't know who needs to see this, but here's a video of a hamster ready to throw hands.

Decided to rewatch That '70s Show on a whim and...oof, there are a lot of moments of the cast predicting their future. - Danny Masterson mentioning he sees himself in jail in the future - Wilmer Valderama hitting on underage girls

No, but seriously, it's really only been a couple of years and I genuinely can't remember what we made fun of before Game of Thrones dropped its infamous final season.

"Democrats and Chuck Schumer have shut down the government" A good journalist would hit back to that with something along the lines of "Do you think Trump's actions in turning the country into a police state have anything to do with that?", in response to the couch fuckers attempt at whataboutistm

Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

I deserve to be King of Fucking Everything. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will make me King of Fucking Everything.

Someone really, *REALLY* needs to tell young men that moustaches won't make them look good, it'll just make them look like they're not allowed within a mile of a primary school.

Of course, the fuckhead is making the statement about "antifa going back 100 years, to the Weimar Republic" because he knows that the average US citizen (Joanne and Cleetus) has no idea that the Weimar Republic was the government that was overthrown by the literal, card-carrying nazis.

"Financial Policy Committee warns equity prices are at levels comparable with dotcom bubble" One day the techbros will learn from history.

The X-Files ran for 11 seasons and 2 movies, and the best the show ever did was Season 1 Episode 3.

"I am a pragmatist about how to use technologies that can't be uninvented before they use us." Does Jay think that gen AI slop is going to plug us into a giant battery and force us to calculate every digit of pi?

"They did everything imaginable to her" I sure hope that's an exaggeration, because I can imagine a *lot*

My favourite thing about Gamers™ is when they complain about design choices in a sequel, completely unaware that those choices were what the developers had wanted to do with earlier titles. "I don't care if they put ice cream in this sandwich, I already had 2 shit sandwiches and I want another!"

> "if you wish to see a virgin on-screen" > Character looks like a literal child Chat, this feels like a confession.

The Artist Formerly Known As Swift

I haven't seen a single episode of Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light since, like, 1993 or something, but the introduction to that show lives rent-free in my head.

Damn, this looks sweeeeeeet.

Kate Bush and medieval dialects... a perfect alignment of my interests.

1. Everything I have learned about Jimmy has been against my will. 2. I do not see a *single* professional firefighter in this video.

Mods are asleep, post freshly baked goods.

Every time I see people talking about Gen Z's aversion to "sexual content" in media, I have to remind myself that most of them are, literally, still children, and they're basically going through their "Is this a kissing book?" phase.

I thought about this post a lot today You can replace vaccine with Tylenol

Mods are asleep, post freshly baked bread.

It'll never not be wild to me that the album that features Madonna's best song (Vogue) is, of all things, the soundtrack for the Dick Tracy movie.

I have just spoken with the Secretary General of the UN, as well as the Illuminati, and it has been agreed and signed in to internation law that any American who has made the, ridiculous, claim that "political violence is un-American" are now barred for life from celebrating the 4th of July.

"It's just the wi-fi being slow"

The height of hubris is humanity believing we're the apex creatures on the planet, when crocodiles haven't needed to evolve since before dinosaurs went extinct.

Mummies: [exist] Quacks:

Y'all even the fucking literal Weimar liberals weren't mourning Horst Wessel. This is pathetic.

Counterpoint:

Been trying to find a decent storage solution for this for a while, then I found these "floating" holders. Pretty neat.

He's just a l'il guy

Old English didn't have a word for "pleasure", because that's a word borrowed from French. Instead, they used "lif-wynn" (literally, "life win"), and I think I'm going to use that from now on.

Folks are so addicted to that dopamine hit that they'll happily hang out at the Nazi Bar.

I'm not saying the bread was good, but I had a cigarette once I was finished eating it.

Perpetual Stew: day 20. Now featuring the bread I made

I had the Ghost Dream last night, followed by the Mass Haunting Dream, followed by the Spiderman Dream.

For decades I've been chalking up my intense dislike of Billy Corgan up to "vibes". Now, at the very least, I got some justification.

You know what Trumpwatch needs? Its own version of this site.

It's almost like spending the 7+ years of the dev cycle giving people the impression that the DLC clans would be free, only to announce at the last minute that they'd be an additional 50% of the cost of the game was a mistake...

Posting James Gandolfini on Sesame Street purely for the relevant interests of @nataliereed84.bsky.social

Forgot to do it yesterday, but here's Perpetual Stew: day 12

It's 2025, you can just say "I like Guilty Gear"

Perpetual Stew: day 10