I’m surprised Todd stuck around after the way mama Joyce berated him and Kandi didn’t say shit…

Yeah, I definitely can’t do a non-black person… I have had men who have worshiped the ground I walked on and I wouldn’t have had to do anything but just exist for them to love me. But I just couldn’t get over the fact that they weren’t black 😭

There really should be an item limit for self check out

He be fighting for his life 😩😂😩😩

If I tell you I’m waiving the fucking late charges, why are you still arguing about it? Gah damn!! Take your blessing and move on!

Belt to ass if you make that cake fall 😩😂😩

Why has DST been so rough on us this year?? I been feeling like I’ve been burning the midnight oil everyday

The mf that you should really be worried about is nowhere on their social media…

Night time face!! ☺️☺️☺️

En Vogue was really dropping gems in “Hold On”!!

Friendly reminder that not everyone likes to put all of their trauma on the internet (no shame to those who do) so you never really know who you're quote skeeting and what they've endured.

Idk man, when shit don’t apply to me I just ignore it. I don’t whine about it bc again, it ain’t got shit to do with me

It’s all jokes. Yall are not ugly. Unless you’re a terrible person then you’re ugly af. Horrendous, even.

With all the obstacles, trauma, and setbacks I’ve endured this lifetime, I most certainly deserve every good, positive, and abundant thing the universe has for me. Universe, I know you’re listening!!! I’m ready when you are❤️

Dannon Light and Fit Strawberry cheesecake yogurt + bevita golden oat breakfast cookie

Mfs really be out here Playing with people hearts and their health and that shit ain’t cool..

And if I take too long to text, I’m gonna get a “made it?” text!! We don’t play that!

Are they still on Twitter calling women homophobic for not wanting to date bisexual men? 😏😏😏

When I say men are scary…Exhibit A 😩🤦🏾‍♀️😩🤦🏾‍♀️

Just saw this video about how the clear ppl don’t bathe and there were different clips of them saying they don’t wash their feet or use wash rags… and somebody in the comments said “a wet dog gonna holla” 😩😩😩😩😩

I love retro games more than modern games tbh😅

9 days away from seeing the worst plates imaginable posted on the internet.

You call in requesting a Spanish interpreter, but I’m asking questions in English and you’re answering me 😒😒😒😒

I’m focused on being good to myself…it’s that’s simple

When MTG goes back to her old ways my “I told ya’s” are gonna be lit

“You having a day, ain’t it?”

If you’re in tune with her the foreplay can be woven into y’all’s entire day

Y’all wanna talk about some freaky frogs?! Gomez and Morticia 😩😩😩😩

Bye!

Why?! 😩😩😩😩

I love being the big spoon. Like yes, come lay on my stomach/chest and let me rub ya face and scalp til you’re asleep. And there’s something about watching how fast someone relaxes/falls asleep in your presence that’s so precious to me 😌

Ol whining ass 😂😂😂

Relationships take work but in my head, I feel like being with the right person ensures it doesn’t feel like a “job” if that makes sense?

I've been feeling so burnt out lately. It's hard to get myself to do anything.

Man that’s a hoof

Clothes fresh out the dryer when it’s cold out >>>>>>

These Werther’s Soft Caramels >>>>>

“yall just boring” nah yall just burnt out and freaked up

We gotta stop letting Twitter users treat us like a side piece. Don’t be coming to us when Twitter sit yall stuff outside in trash bags. Love us out loud dammit.

Idk why Taraji P Henson seems like the coworker I’ll get along with for only the first 3 pay periods before she pisses me off.

Hide && Go Get it days😜

NO ONE TALKS ENOUGH ABOUT THE HEAVY REGRET YOU FEEL WHEN YOU’VE BEEN VULNERABLE WITH SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A SAFE PLACE ONLY TO FIGURE OUT IT WASN’T.

My lil yeah will be here tonight!!

I didn’t know my uncle was James Sr until his funeral…I’m sitting there like who the hell is Junior then? It was his son that we call “Bill” 🤦🏾‍♀️😩🤦🏾‍♀️😩…nobody could answer me when I asked “why the hell do we call him Bill”?! 😂😂😂

US appeals court upholds hate crime convictions of 3 white men in 2020 killing of Ahmaud Arbery apnews.com/article/ahma...

Black folks learning what they're deceased relative name is, at the funeral, will forever be funny. "Uncle Junes name is CLIFFORD?"

I don’t trust anyone that doesn’t like vegetables.

Apparently Trump is now calling for the release of the Epstein files, which of course means that they have finished deleting all the evidence that he was complicit.