How old are you? #BlackSky I’m this old.

There's so much being recalled and there's no newsletter coming out due to the shutdown. Check this and see if you have any of these in your kitchen. If so, throw them out or see if you can get a refund if you can.

My deepest prayers are with the people of Jamaica 🇯🇲 this morning as they face what might be the most catastrophic event in their history. Life can be such a cold bitch at times.

“Who you getting fine for?” Me. I’m the occasion. Always.

I have the most random song stuck in my head…

the ouidery just sent me $30 because they miss me 😭 toxic.

Black people don’t have the luxury as being as stupid as white people.

Arugula >>> them other leafy greens.

My favorite things about myself are my heart and my discernment. I’m not a “nice” person—I’m a good one. There’s a difference. I have conviction in all my choices. I lead with integrity, water what I want to grow, and stay intentional about everything: love, friendship, purpose, destiny.

bolstering the idea that everyone has an opinion that is immediately valid solely bc it’s expressed is really where society went wrong. people conflated their own limited literacy and medical biases with right-wing conspiracy theories and we’re all now perpetually doomed as a result.

My legs looked good here. ☺️

All of the shit I thought I wanted when I got a little bit of disposable income don’t even hit the same. It’s probably gonna be saved or used to stock up on food.

If life gives you fusilli, make fusillade.

People are okay with SNAP benefits being cut and not being paid out in November because they think Black women are the main recipients. The welfare queen trope continues but a lot of them are going to have a rude awakening when the dust settles.

you know what! let me watch this today

I want to dub Thanksgiving dinner and do a community service project but I know the rest of the family is not going for that 😒

can’t ridicule her “fake” business when it’s actually paying her bills lmao you got EVICTED buddy. fercus on the present

needing a driver but you’re single & none of your friends drive <

clearly one half had more bacon than the other lmao #lunch

You know what I REALLY, REALLY hate...? When a woman remarks on a man's attractiveness on here and someone will jump in with an unsolicited, "But, he's gay!" As though my eyes care who HE fucks.

saved almost 40% on my total this week at WHOLE FOODS. I feel like I stole 😭 let me pull out this lot

Black men are so teaaa wtf. The Creator snapped. Not to mention Black women. And the Black NBs/theys… beauty all around chile.

good morning, happy Sunday ☀️

Absolutely.

where’s the fucking blow bb

idk how many times I’ve used this as an analogy for things in life. Y E S.

I hate it here

hope everybody had a great Saturday 🙂 this guy’s ready for bed.

trying to quit smoking but I want a joint bad as hell 😭

We always discuss post-nut clarity but what about pre-nut delusion?

oops 🙊

Going to save you some trouble. This is insane.

so they called me today to give me my arrival time and pre-op instructions, the woman goes I have to transfer you to talk to someone about insurance. Y’all why did I just have to pay a ~$500 FACILITY FEE???????? just to GO! due ahead of arrival. doctor/procedure and anesthesia sold separately.

lmfaooooooo

Speaking of Navy Fed if you’re a federal worker look into their Government Shutdown Assistance program

Some of my high school classmates are looking soooo good. Settling into their 30s fabulously. Then there are others… 🥴

I’m truly tired and I’m tryna figure out how to get un-tired.

me saying “queer quantifiable” instead of “clear, quantifiable value proposition” in a meeting today 😂😂 whoops

😭😭😭

Food banks were already struggling to keep with demand. Then, Trump slashed $1 billion from crucial USDA programs supporting them. Now, thanks to his shutdown, millions of Americans in at least 25 states will lose access to food stamps on November 1st. The perfect storm of cruelty.

hey, quick question — WHY ARE Y’ALL STILL VOTING INDEPENDENT????????

😞

oh it’s hot and wet and slick, & it’s making everybody sick

There were reports of Monkeys on the loose in the hood today. Police and animal control were dispatched & it was later confirmed to be AI-generated hoax. 😭😭 I’m sick of y’all fr

T H I S S S S S S S S S S S S. then you’re the asshole for rejecting, but the whole friendship was clearly based on pretenses…? Make it make sense.

I’m burnt out

Social media used to be fun. Now everyone’s competing, ignorant, and/or insufferable.