This would heal me right now. ✨

Nothing, I’ll be naked at home. I’m good ✌🏾

went and got a bulgogi burrito from a Korean fusion spot & I’ll have you know I just moaned when I bit into it 🤷🏽‍♂️ no shame.

I wholeheartedly concur. baby the way some of my agents used to come back from break faded 😹 I couldn’t even be mad bc when I was on them phones… same lmao

Day wasted. Would love a nice joint but weed doesn’t like me 😕

I don’t mind working, but the people make it so draining. y’all are adultier adults, WITH CHILDREN at that, and incapable of thinking for yourselves??? C’mon bro

Seeing y’all up in arms that somebody don’t want a baby forearm inside of them, like people with average sized dicks don’t face ridicule on a constant basis is comical, ngl lol

Do y’all have a favorite Durand song? “Leveled” is still perched on her throne as #1 for me. 😮‍💨👌🏾

Salesmen really be full of shit. Some of the worst people on this earth.

oh and lastly I ordered a onesie for a PJ party this weekend and this shit so baggy but I feel like the medium would be too tight 😭 now what

anyway I hope everybody else had a fantastic Wednesday. I just got in the bedt

Chile I done sent somebody something on Snapchat by accident. I want to post a picture on here but because of recent events I don’t know how much of my life I should share. dis tew much chile 😂😂

Taking nudes for guys <<<<<<< Taking nudes for you and deciding if/when you wanna share them with others >>>>>>>

You are so much more than the negative thoughts in your head. You are so much more than the negative thoughts in your head. You are so much more than the negative thoughts in your head. You are so much more than the negative thoughts in your head.

All I know is I better see more of y’all in 2026 OR ELSE 😤

I wonder what it is about marriage that makes people so gung-ho about it. Is it the exclusivity, the title, the wedding experience? Because you can have a long-lasting, meaningful, and fulfilling relationship without being married. But somehow people seem to see that relationship as “less than.”

yall are actually just as nasty, rude, and fucked up as you claim the people are on Twitter.

I crave intentionality & consistency in any relationship capacity. I can’t keep settling for less fr

why wish me a happy birthday to be weird after…? why even reach out at all?

religious psychosis is really terrifying to witness. absolutely wicked.

we really need media in DMs bro lmao enough is enough

sksksksks.

bought a container of pellets to put in my parking space for the ice, it fell over on the way home and spilled ALL IN AND THRU MY TRUNK 😒😒 they don’t seal these shits no mo?

I JUST opened this app and y’all talm bout MORE catfish 😭 will we ever know peace????

Yea if folks are regularly socializing with verifiably weird/harmful people unbeknownst to them, it should absolutely be called out. Folks might save somebody’s life by speaking out

good morning 🥶

Sometimes I just want a hug.

To everybody cuddling someone tonight, congratulations. I am really happy for you.

just spent almost 2hr otp w/ my long distance bestie. while I wish he lived closer, I appreciate that I talk to him and his wife almost daily in some capacity… doesn’t feel as far 😂

Happy Birthday!!! 🎂🎂🎉

I’ll always respect someone for shooting their shot. It may not always land, but you did that. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 You better speak up for yourself and go for what you want — and that’s for life in general.

seeing people in love >>>

Happy birthday & welcome to the 30’s!! It’s great over here! 🥳🎂🎈

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Happy birthday boo!!! I hope you have a wonderful celebration 🥳🎉🎂🎊🎁

the birthday rewards is lacking this year, I must say. recession indicator fr 😂😂

an endive just fell and rolled across the floor and the stocker picked it up and put it right back in with the rest— WASH YOUR PRODUCE.

I’m so jealous 😭😭 I miss ouid so bad

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday my love!!! 🥳🤎

Happy birthday handsome!!!

Happy Birthday 🎁🎂🎈🫶🏾

y’all really gotta stop driving with the snow mattresses on top of your car fr

today’s my 30th birthday. It’d be too simple to say 29 ABSOLUTELY whooped my ass, but most of this year was spent learning while unlearning. lots of things just didn’t align anymore and that’s okay. it’s been extremely isolating but rewarding. I’ve learned so much in place of what I’ve let go

oh the snow is actually picking up rn wtf

In my world it’s a NO dawg and I don’t wanna be around that shit

It's pretty, but so inconvenient.

Baby she bout as common as weed nowadays!

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s a lot more common than people think. Especially among CEOs and other higher ups in big corporate. Some of your lawyers too.