why do we have trailers for trailers? what are we doing?

Mr. Out-and-About and Mr. Out-the-Way.

🖤

a claim that they ate children isn’t as wild as it should be, considering the history of colonists. the same people who raped, mutilated, murdered, and are Black people. the same people who kept body parts as souvenirs.

now the question is… can i do that on blacksky?

routine water maintenance for the neighborhood has turned into “something broke and the city has to fix it, so… good luck with no water!”

stop protecting stupid people! don’t blur out or hide faces, handles, etc.

a bunch of coworkers (including one of my favorites) got laid off. again. i’m safe, but i have big feelings about “business decisions”

who drank damn near two bottles of plum wine by themselves while dancing and looking cute as fuck?

i love spill tab.

in what world do you think i want to be any way connected to someone who supports anyone happily aligned with tr*mp?

seeing people still going up for Pink Maga’s Great Value loser head ass is… everything is a chop and a block. “i just like her musi—“ “i just miss the ol—“ “she’s play—“ yall can leave me alone. forever.

son of a bitch, is that a gahdamn typo!?

desperately need to unfuck my sleep pattern.

this company just issued a 93% increase for their monthly plan. girl, fuck you.

i think it’s obvious when i’ve had coffee or too much caffeine here 😅

nope, but if i make the decision to never fuck with someone again, i mean it.

anyways, my chest looks and feels amazing. i think i want some Batman pasties.

idk… we move like we move because we’ve literally survived worse and have a unique ability to spin joy out of nothing, despite you. don’t ask me to show up for you when you’ve never been in community with us. don’t ask for more free labor just so you can get back to the status quo.

the timing of this Samsung Care+ “extend your warranty” email when the fridge starts acting up…

also: Fuck Kanye West. forever.

cool, you didn’t care enough about anyone else who didn’t look like you, viewed others as subhuman, and actively rooted for and celebrated our abuse or murder, all until you were affected. your “awakening,” means nothing to me. you’re complicit. your apology needs to be as loud as your cruelty.

You want me to say "it's okay that you used to think that my existence didn't matter, i'm glad now that your own existence is threatened you see the value in not allowing white supremacy to win"... Hell no. You are NEVER welcome to sit next to me. Go find community elsewhere.

i just kissed this man and now i’m writing poetry.

my issue with kissing is i would like to taste your soul.

allum. twice.

drink. smoke. dance. vibe a little bit.

how you been applying for Drag Race for years and still can’t sew?? not even a lil doot doot doot?

hip hop star.

my IG lip syncs would go even harder if i had a cameraman 😂

my processes exist for a reason. if it’s outside my process, it’s outside my view. if it’s outside my process, it’s not within my view. if it is not within my process, it’s outside my view. if it is not within my process, it’s not within my view.

to me, your alts.

pew muhfuckin pew.

ima start saying “awaken this” instead of wake it up.

pew pew pew. wake it up

i don’t know (nor really care to) the details of the Queer Eye/Fab Five-2+1 situation, but absolutely. i’m not coming. i don’t want to. i don’t like you. get someone else to do it.

i’m such a “i’ll just do it myself” person because it’s immensely easier than going back and forth multiple times and you still not getting things right, even with an explicit prototype.

someone at my job has sent 20+ company wide invitations from a group inbox and i swear i’m about to block them.

Antoine, just block and move on.

my birthday is 169 days, so i need to figure out wtf i’m doing

i need these nipples licked, covered, and smothered, ok?? ok.

this music so masculine 😂🤣

ima try to work on my RBF today. because apparently, i have RBF.

i cannot fucking stand not being heard when i’m speaking. but i cannot stand niggas making up shit because they weren’t listening to what the fuck i said. now you’ve pissed me off twice.

Antoine, the Designer Baddie; Creative Director of Body Geometry; Senior Partner of Chest & Co.; Proclaimed Tiddie King of Alt Text.

maybe i’d be more interested in this workout if i snorted preworkout off his butt

been eating a bunch of dried fruit, and… i could fill my car’s tank up 6 times with the result 😭

1001, 2002, 3003, now hide that post for me.