The suit from 2004 finna fit!

Literally.

I FaceTimed my wife with tears in my eyes. She laughed!

Someone check on @vjlonir.bsky.social and see if that eddy kicked in

Yeen have to add the parentheses, friend. We know what you be on.

This is a bag of pure fucking evil. I been backed up for 3 days. I popped 2 chewables at 10:30. At 10:55, my stomach grumbled. At 10:57, I was sprinting to the toilet. I JUST walked out of the bathroom at 11:20.

(Lights up makeshift torch) NAH FUCK THAT—I’M NOT DOIN ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKIN ROMAN REIGNS TITLE RUN!

Phenomenal match.

COLOR!!!

Triple K always gone botch.

THATS BULLSHIT

SHENANIGANS!!!!!!!! #WrestleMania

SHE BITING!

Commentary table off a damn honey pack ain’t it???

THREE CHEESES! RANCH DRESSING!

He KILLED Dom bro

Drop kick to the turnbuckle into a coup de grace through a table? Dom dead.

DOM IS DEAD!

I’m suddenly craving a slim jim

These chair hits sounding real

Chair ain’t even touch his ass

THE TABLE

KENDO STICK

Finn fast as SHIT

She tryna cosplay Zendaya?

Vibes

The confetti got that man tied up lmao

10000%

HE DICK EATIN

GET OFF THAT NIGGA DICK BRO

Ask Liv Morgan is crazy

Absolutely his daddy son

Put Gronk and Kittle in the ring

2.5 hours left and 3 matches. These commercials finna kill us.

WWE 2K26 look solid fr

WWE is a black institution.

EXCUSE ME???

Was that Lil Wayne?

AND NEWWWWWWW

Was late as hell

Shit, Sami tryna draw some color ain’t he

Yachty and that damn diaper

AND WWE WILL SELL YOU THAT TRAIN AUTOGRAPHED FOR 5 STACKS!

Will we see color tonight? 👀

Best match of the weekend so far by A LOT

JEVON EVANS YOU ARE A SUPERSTAR

damn that might be 5⭐️

FUCK RUSEV

I AM SPORTS ENTERTAINED