Maybe don’t talk to the lady. Talk to the elder men in retirement homes with no visitors because they didn’t think they would ever need community outside of shallow bonds.

Also known as....this is how closely (see obsessed) yt people watch us.

Remembering the legendary Luther Vandross on his what would’ve been his 75th birthday..... One of the greatest & most amazing voices I've heard in my lifetime.... (April 20, 1951 – July 1, 2005)💙🕊💙 #Luther75

Bayern have a +80 (bold all caps) goal difference?!?

First Gregory and Jeanine and now this. 2026 some bullshit, dawg.

borrowing from the other app so that all of these women’s names are shared & remembered.

Bruh another tornado watch. That's like 3 this week?!

Black men need to decenter patriarchy in order to fully embark on their mental health journey. Vulnerability and accountability are the antithesis of patriarchy, and you won’t be able to progress emotionally if you’re not able to be 1) soft and 2) look at that man in the mirror. CALL. THAT. LADY.

The only "cloud Bob" we acknowledge.

all i know is it's hard not to hulk slap the next person who says not all men. IT DO NOT MATTER IF IT'S NOT ALL IF ITS FUCKING MILLIONS

For those who keep getting the unpaid bill banner on the skyline, if you have Blacksky, try logging in via the Blacksky url or get the app Skeets (the equivalent of uber tweet). (Edited 9:19 AM via @skeetsapp.com)

I honestly think it comes from slavery. As slaves we weren't allowed. As working class free people, we still weren't allowed at the risk of something going arry Now As adults we demonize it because we never included it in our lives

They're going to have AI generated crowds for the telecasts, huh?

Sigh, Ryan Hall night again.

Minding my own business and come back to a tornado watch.

I was *just* wondering why he's been so quiet lately.

There's a reason women outlive us 💀

So, Spotify has a "recession pop" playlist.. ......

how adults colonize every third space and remove young people — including the Internet link: dragon-in-a-fez.tumblr.com/post/8134647...

It's really wild how George Benson can use a guitar to make you feel like you're flying.

Squidward spazzed when he said "if there's anything else you need, please hesitate to ask."

Every so often I see a skeet that makes me wish I saved the "They're talking to y'all, not me" miq.

My grandmother used to make a mean salmon (she pronounced the "l") croquette. She'd always make extra because a) she knew I would fuck them up (I got in trouble for a lot. Ironically, never got in trouble for eating too much of a batch) and b) cos I was the favorite.

Someone said it must’ve been his first rodeo and I hollered!! 🤣🤣

That map light inside the car. Everybody was going to the gulag if the cops caught us with that on.

Can’t say “butt/booty”. Had to say behind. Can’t say “fart”. Had to say pass gas. Can’t say “lie”. Had to say story. Can’t say “shut up”. Had to say be quiet. This is probably why I’m in therapy 😂

Year of the Fire horse forreal baby everybody setting EVERYTHING on damn fire. I know that’s right.

I made my own broth for ramen, which isn't uncommon for me. But this broth I made this time?? Heat.

I haven't watched ESPN for years (years?? Shit), though. So, my thoughts on Mark Jones are based on memory and vibes.

The last of a dying breed. Just sports commentary with no ulterior motives.

I thought I was about to turn into Static Shock. I knew me being a superhero would not stop my parents from whooping my ass, though.

Upload (TV Series) (2026)

Ok. This Thundercat is hitting after all. It just took another listen (after the threat of nuclear genocide among other things).

Someone whose job it is to be in front of cameras completely falling apart in front of a camera. Wild to ya boy.

What a time to find out I need to get a new therapist.

Mortal Kombat II

Goldeneye cos all my friends would whoop my ass.

Sega Genesis The 90s >

The audacity of Southwest. I'm angry all over again.

Hilarious. I flew them a few weeks back. They had to ask folks to check their bags (for free, which ???) repeatedly because nobody checks their bags with Southwest anymore.

My curls have been popping lately. So much so that on multiple occasions I've been asked if I'm mixed. The funnier question has been "what you mixed with?" Lol, leaping right over assuming straight to presuming.

Some egregious shit is happening in Missouri. Their government is and has been lowkey highkey giving those citizens the middle finger.

Orange in office, WW3 threatened against Iran, and an incipient virus on the horizon. I really thought we left 2020 in 2020.

I made sacrifices in the gym. I maintained a balanced diet and drank plenty of water. I spent money straightening my smile. I invested in proper skin care. I saved money and cleaned up my credit. All for a bitch in a diaper to come along a pick a fight with the wrong ppl. What is life?

Typos been beating my ass lately.

British jazz/soul/Afro beats band are making some of my favorite music right now.

*puts on tin hat* The [sudden?] proliferation of Robert's music is a part of a greater scheme to make sex crimes acceptable again. Though, one could argue they never lost acceptability.

Outside of Drunk, I can't get into Thundercat albums like I think I should be and to. I've only listened Distracted twice, though. So, maybe it'll grow on me. It Is What It Is had the misfortune of being dropped right as lockdown hit and becoming folks' "wow we needed this album right now" album.

I hate that rich white men told y'all this was a democracy and you believed them