Alot of yall are just so kind and encouraging. I appreciate you always

My eyes are itchy. My throat is itchy. I can’t take anything cuz it makes me sleepy and I got shit to do. I have three hours to finish wrapping these gifts and bake a few batches of cookies and a pie.

I know I’m the only one wrapping gifts at 1pm on Christmas Day 😭

I love us so much 🙂‍↕️

If I could design a product right now? A non AI. Affirmative add browser Shit it would even use the Internet but I can’t code and I’m not white But god damn I could product manage the FUCK out of that

Sorry not sorry

Why’d I say? That was a wild ass thing to say 😭

No matter how good of a place you’re in, this time of year can still feel heavy when you don’t have a partner to share life with. Holding space for both gratitude and longing. Both can exist.

Beautiful people trusting me to make things for them Thank you for trusting me. When I say unique, I mean it. Every piece is different in some way. Treasures By Tillman IG: treasuresbytillman Etsy: treasuresbytillman.etsy.com Custom orders: bit.ly/TBTCustomForm

Aight so they got cheese but it’s pre shredded and it’s not extra sharp. Ima just wait til tomorrow. It’ll be fine.

My dogs seem to think commands are suggestions and that’s where they got me fucked up at.

This would be a great opportunity to practice using hashtags— y’all’s gift to everyone else? 😅

I have seen this exact billboard as well and I’m confused every time lol

Merry Christmas to niggas and niggas only.

I can’t dance at all 🤷🏾‍♀️

You ain’t said nothin but a thing! I’m ready!

Guess Christmas dinner will be the day after Christmas dinner cuz I don’t have everything I need 🤷🏾‍♀️

I’m going back up norf. Even Walmart is closed. Tf is this?! Sike nah, jk jk. I’m joking before someone come on my post being ridiculous.

I live in the south. Ain’t shit open 😭. I am not used to this lol.

I am exhausted! I went to bed after 2:30am and was up at 6 something and now I’m cleaning and marinating a chicken cuz clearly I’m a glutton for punishment. Hopefully there’s a store open somewhere cuz I need more apples for pie and cheese for Mac and cheese. I am not prepared like I should be smh

Black america forever!

I’m up finna prep this chicken to be put in the oven later. I hope I have enough marinade. If not we finna just have to make it work.

Kerry Christmas to this man! Without him we wouldn’t have all these Christmas movies and shows to enjoy! Y’all give it up for a real one!

Grief during the holidays sucks so bad

Peace to you if grief and loneliness are near you. You matter and the love you put in is worth you being here, past, present and future

I love the sounds babies make when they’re discovering their voice. It’s not just cooing, it’s squeaks and random outbursts of happiness. They smile and just scream lol. But they’re still babies so it’s not very loud. It’s just pure joy. I love it so much

May holiday mass text messages skip me for the rest of my life.

Merry Chrysler to all, & to all, stay tight! 😴 🎄🎅🏽🤶🏽

Oooohhhhh praises be to the king of kings! And the lord our god! He is wooonnnderfuuulll!

It’s always on my list. I feel like giving up

Not one lie told. Had a YN chasing me a few years ago. Had one taste of pum pum and wouldn’t leave me alone. Had to block him

Can’t date someone who just can’t say nigga. That shit is wild as hell to me. We can’t even have a regular conversation

I’m not seeing any of the things y’all must be seeing. Alot of yall talkin bout folks being extra nasty tonight. Iont see shit lol. Y’all sure? Lol

“A child free life doesn’t mean a child free world” Yes. A whole lot of yes

Happy birthday Jesus. I’m so glad it’s Christmas.

“When we going on a date?” Umm when you plan it

When somebody loved me everything was beautiful. Every hour we spent together lives within my heart.

It’s been an interesting few weeks. Now all I need is for someone to buy this house. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

It’s people with 5 kids in real life doing AI prompts to see what their kids would look like if they had kids

🎵 Me..I want a hula hoop🎵

I want my matching pjs to be grinch themed. The original 20 minute joint is my favorite Christmas movie. So that’s what we wearing next year.

Well the last man that devoured me was bald…his tongue did what needed to be done.

Ok I think ima be up for a while lol. That nap was everything. Time to do the dogs and figure out my night. Didn’t have money for gift bags or wrapping paper. I’ll figure it out. She doesn’t wanna open gifts til my mom gets back from vacation anyway. So I have til the 28th to get some shit done

Someone please explain to me why Cocoa has litter on her face and head? I just would like an explanation. A simple one will suffice. Is she face planting into the litter box? It just doesn’t make sense

So many of yall have done so much for me this year. Thank you so so much.

Oh 👀 mine are $5/minute

Block him immediately lol

What should I eat for dinner? Definitely leaning towards making a sandwich and frying some plantains. Y’all know how much I love that shit

Absolutely not.

Mom: Does CashApp have his own money? Me: Who? Mom: What’s Rihanna’s boyfriend’s name? Me: *laughs uncontrollably*