now I remember why we didn’t move the entire time we lived in Texas. this shit blows

Blessings to the person who referred to Haaland as “Norwegian megafauna”.

Made a fantastic amount of progress around the new place today. Going to enjoy the holiday tomorrow, and then continue unpacking on Sunday.

Truck unloaded into house & storage. Unpacking begins!

I’m still at the office lmao

you guys wouldn’t believe me if I told you how cursed the trip was but I’ll tell you it involved (1) food poisoning (2) constipation for 5 days and (3) a near trip to A&E because a drunk arse at the pub pushed past me and I took a tumble…. See the current state of my knee. it’s so swollen.

first day back to work post-travel: 8:40 call as I’m going out the door to log on from home to have a client call, and then getting a talking to for not being in the office by 9 from the same person. I- please, I am trying my best. had I not answered you, I *would* have been in the office by 9.

So long, London. ❤️

Having an invisible disability is great, because absolutely no one is willing to accommodate or help me when I need it. “What kind of disability” mmmmm in the states you literally can’t ask that. Thanks for nothing, Heathrow.

Lots of fun Wimbledon displays near Bond St.! #london #wimbledon

Waiting for Mr. Bond to pick me up

Out for some pre-Harold adventures!!!

Cheese. Conveyor. Belt.

Foodie heaven!!!! And yes, we got the famous strawberries

HILARIOUS

Dinner last night was great (going down, not coming back up…thank u for that, stress). 6 courses; the best Welsh lamb with fondant potato and a lamb fritter. I met a lovely couple who invited me to join their table. Afterwards, we went to their flat to keep chatting and I made additional friends:

well this trip is off to the shittiest start

It’s a parasol guys. You’ve made a stupid new name for a parasol

YOURE KIDDING HOW CUTE

first matcha in the uk was a hate crime. what is THAT, swamp water?!

French Reporter Illustrates Extreme Heat By Flambéing Cherries Jubilee On Sidewalk

billed 14 hours yesterday and 2 hours into this morning, and I’ve been online since 8 AM, racing to get things done before I leave for the UK. I’m also going to have to work from the plane, and from my hotel room on Monday. help

hrdailyadvisor.hci.org/2026/06/24/e... Oh hi, I wrote a thing.

Is … is he confusing two different “asylums”?

I’m sorry- a Lola blanket, made out of POLYESTER, is FOUR HUNDRED AMERICAN DOLLARS?!!! EXCUSE ME?!

🪩 work all the time, vacation occasionally. 🪩 cheeky internal OOO message because it’s HARRY WEEK!!!!

9 AM hearing + zoom issues is …diabolical

new home, new collar! made it to mom & dad’s around 10:30 last night and we’re taking the day to rest and recover from the drive 😌

smutty lil audio book made these last 7 hours of driving feel like NOTHIN

as a woman from Texas, I find the song "choosing' Texas" to be unimaginably funny. a cautionary tale against bringing your man to Texas, lest he fall into the clutches of its beguiling women. it's like stories about the fae that people used to keep their kids from wandering off in the woods

PEACE OUT, TEXAS!

supposed to be up in 5 hours to shower and pack the car. wide awake. FACK

apparently one of griff’s friends asked him tonight if I want to make partner griffin: ….uh, yeah. within two years (yes I’m delusional I know)

guys I’m gonna be so skinny living in Chicago because my favorite coffee shop in the city is a mile from our house

aaaaand that’s a wrap. goodbye office, goodbye Dallas team, goodbye dance studio. 🥹🤍 loading the car tomorrow, and then I’m leaving Texas bright and early Saturday morning 🫡

well tonight’s goodbye was very emotional. I’ll really, really miss my therapist here.

Soooo it would be acceptable to go to the pub with a brief, right? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

So I drank the algae from the Reflecting Pool and now I can hear the color strawberry

A very sweaty end to a beautiful chapter. 🤍🩰

Hilarious post coming from the toxic, sexist douche who made me su*cidal and forced me to quit…..

with the way things have been going in my life lately PLEASE say it’s finally the funny farm announcement. I’m ready to go

Well. Life is a cruel bitch. Did not have “spouse loses job week of cross-country move and trip abroad” on my fucking bingo card.

It’s Monday. Make your bed Knock out 5 to dos early Remember you are good at your job Eat a tasty lunch Knock out another 5 to dos Have a home happy hour.

spent all weekend packing and the like….. I am exhausted. going to push back my departure date to Saturday because there’s too much going on at work right now and we still have so much to do at the house. I’m really regretting my UK trip because it forces so much of the move on griff

SCOTLAND!!!!!

last pointe class in Dallas 🥹😭🩰

it didn’t work and I want to cry, I’m at a loss. I will happily file the lawsuit but that doesn’t get the gems back. nor does it erase the bullshit this company put us through.

let’s go get these b*tches.