spring herb & leek risotto topped with New York strip (and flaky salt). homemade chocolate cardamom ice cream with homemade brownie chunks. I out-cheffed myself on this one 🫡

shower and heart rate monitor site change felt so good. Pilates at 12:00 then errands before coming home to churn ice cream!!!

Ice cream base has hit the fridge! Now time to make the brownies for the “mix in.” Churning time, ETA 1:30.

got some gorgeous daffodil plates and a platter for my St. David’s Day table scape… I’m obsessed. just gotta sew my table runner and find some placemats & chargers

Y’all we have made it to the Brosnan Bond movies! 9 to go.

galentines class fun 🥰

Came downstairs to a candle-lit breakfast with champagne… my honey made challah croque monsieur with homemade orange thyme syrup (h/t Alton Brown). If the green Subaru is a-rockin, don’t come a-knockin 🤪 @altonbrown.bsky.social where can we send the birth announcement about 10 months from now? 😂

Womp. Went to a valentines flash tattoo event and the wait was so long I had to leave for dance.

spa day for my toons!!!! 🥰🛁🧼🫧

“ChatGPT told me to not pay my taxes” idiots loading

The spooky pookies wish you a very happy Friday the 13th 🖤🐈‍⬛

Galentines Day outfit details 🥰

lånky noodle

I was stho fat and nathty I was eatin a quat of icthe cream every hour help the maha Tyson ad won’t leave my brain it’s still so funny

Since big accounts here are trying to fucking sanitize AI and encourage us to embrace it… this is ONE example of made up citations in law. There are so many. It doesn’t have to be a thing that we rely on. Don’t use it. Simple as that.

Dressy day at work the week of vday? Pink tweed.

Had to get an injection in my neck this morning and let me tell you that shit was awful

*Mistakenly pulls lever that shuts down El Paso airspace*

did an EKG which took like 2 seconds and now waiting for doctor so if this is a “you’re fine” I’m going to be pissed

I am so anxious my heart is racing and I feel panicky but I don’t want to take anything lest it impact my appointment later. this is the worst.

a dragshow spinoff called Better Call RuPaul

FINALLY have my cardiology appointment today. I’m anxious but hoping I get answers.

came home to eat some leftovers over the sink and plop down on the couch with a book. cat has joined me and is purring in my lap. corgi is at my feet. life is good.

Remember when we thought Sarah Palin was the dumbest person in politics Good times.

Lady Gaga’s salsa version of “Die with a Smile“ during Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Half Time Show was so good that now I don’t want to hear it any other way.

What a POS.

Anyone else disappointed by commercials this year?

Holy shit. Like holy bananas. That was amazing. Like I have no words.

That was INCREDIBLE

superb owl ready! Mexican street corn dip, whipped goat cheese with pancetta, and Chicago-style pigs in a blanket. burgers are on the grill and onion rings are cooking in the oven.

someone Venmo me $18 so I can ship this to the US

Valentine’s arrangement. Cut the spray roses too short and the third pink hydrangea was no good. Still cute. 6/10.

Need sports peppers for Chicago dog pigs in blankets tomorrow….. none in stores, so I *had* to go to the source 🤭

My grandma and I used to make abuelita hot chocolate together when I was little, so when Abuelita creamer came out, I knew I needed some. I found it just now and I’m not kidding, the girl who rang me out was named Carlene, grandma’s name. Her bday was last Monday. Hi from heaven, Hellcat. 🤍

Going to a bookstore with someone who doesn’t read is cruel & unusual punishment

Oh my menu for Valentine’s Day is GOOD, folks!

black cat is absent from downstairs all day, doing his own thing. I take a shower and put on my favourite perfume oil (from a witches apothecary in Edinburgh), “Dark Academia.” black cat is now in my lap, purring and making muffins.

me: “I hate birds.” also me: totally fine with owls, ravens, and crows.

they took away Andrew’s royal title in a monarchy and yet we can’t even impeach our democratically elected pedophile president

several of my favorite cozy fantasy series have their third spinoffs planned for release this year and I am so excited!!!! thank u miss sarah Beth durst and miss India Holton 😚

you ever wish you could take your sciatic nerve out and stretch it like a rubber band? no, just me?

think this is the second to last class in these boots. despite two layers of jet glue I’m still sinking on the left. time for a new pair! 🩰

Oh. My. God. THEYRE PERFECT

My live reactions from 19:15 onward:

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

this is my entire existence as a Cymru fan, so I’d say you’re not far off. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

16 years ago. Still friends to this day. My heart 🥹

"turn crappiness into happiness" so he sprayed the cactus bcs it was hurting him while she sprayed herself bcs she thought she was the problem :(