ONE DOWN, MOTION TO DISMISS GRANTED!!!

excited for big hearings tomorrow on two motions I helped write. one at 9:30 and one at 11:30. going to be an eventful day

From the drive to the office this morning from my parents’ house…. MAMAS HOME!

two days into the together together tour and so far it’s just various clips of Harry literally running around the entire stage and playing with his mixer/synth, like a toddler with the zoomies. 😂

Timeline hilariously timed to demonstrate the horrors of AI for legal use.

while we’re at it: I am all about casting diverse actors into roles, when it comes to appearance and background. but what we’re NOT going to do is cast a woman as JAMES BOND. a spin-off with the 007 moniker used by a female agent (as teased before)? fine. but don’t you dare w/ Bond himself

very chuffed to see the search for the next 007 is on. but alas, as an autistically specially interested party…. please god let them get it right. none of these young pups they’ve tossed about. we need a mature, classically handsome, refined Bond. not a rugged looking youngster. I digress.

Listening to ManU game coverage this morning and trying to discern when they’re saying Dalot vs. Diallo is hurting my brain. 😂

my man my man my man 🥰

Mission accomplished!!!!! I’m SO happy I could do this for the sweetest person I’ve ever had the privilege of working with. 🥹

💀💀💀 I’m fucking cackling

Handsome man, this one!

Getting all clean before going to see grammy and grandpi!!!

Full heart. An evening with both groups that made our time in Dallas special.

sewed binding for the quilt tonight, which means all that’s left to do is sew it down!!!

okay but with a smoked white cheese (cheddar, Gouda, havarti) and something for spice/acid (perhaps a pepper jelly) this would actually slap

HAHAHAHAHA

character I love & 5 moots to do the same 🐀👩🏻‍🍳 @lisaiscommenting.bsky.social @toobigtofail.bsky.social @unimpresst.bsky.social @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social @myspacewascooler.bsky.social

My tastes are……… diverse lmao

👀👀👀👀👀👀

Last massage at my ride or die spa 😭😭😭 my membership was legit one of my favorite things about Dallas 🧖🏻‍♀️

what part exactly mike

guys I got a new acronym today! it’s not PCOS anymore, it’s now PMOS. polyendocrine metabolic ovarian syndrome. I- wat

Ooh! Free birth control.

day 4. don’t think it’s the flu bc I have a gnarly ear ache alongside the headache/fever???

oh good more things to make me cry!!!!! what planet is in the microwave

made a mistake at work that has me ready to walk onto I-75 and lay down because it’s my fault, and even though it’s fixable, it’s stupid and the client is going to hate me and never want to work with me again.

All of (former) lawtwitter watching the show last night:

DAUGHTER FROM HELL ON INVISIBLE STRING DAY???!!?? Oh I’m going to be sick!

k turns out I might actually be sick with something because I’ve been down bad again today too, including a slight temp 🫠

Happy Mother’s Day. I know this day is challenging for many - whether it be because of your own mother, or because of your own circumstances surrounding childbearing. Either way - take care of yourselves today. Signed, your local woman with medical conditions impacting fertility and pregnancy.

(1) Zenlist, why is this being shown to me when my parameters were RENTALS (2) Be so for real, Zenlist. I appreciate your belief in my budget. But good LORD no.

pookie got to serve as head ref for a state lacrosse championship game!!!

being chronically ill means wasting an entire weekend day on the couch after being at the office for 12+ hours the day before

Guys I’m so fucking happy

We got the apartment!!!!!

PERIOD!

missing one of my last pointe classes because of a filing 🫠

god forbid a French rat live out his dream of becoming a chef on a cruiseship

You do not hate the DOGE people enough. Boys with toys breaking things they were too arrogant and lazy to understand.

Sorry to be horny on main but JESUS CHRIST the Harry Styles Dance No More video has me frothing at the mouth. Oh to be that microphone and tiny red pair of shorts 😩😛🥵🫢

Forehead kisses to mister Ta because these are so good.

So I did a therapy session last night that involved somatic breath work and holy mother of god was it a wild experience.

Happy white people taco night/taco Tuesday/cinco de mayo

“Investigate trans youth and litigate our immigration agenda! Sell your soul for just $25,000!” They’re also offering monthly bonuses to current DOJ attorneys to stay employed, through Thanksgiving.

Graduated from The University of Alabama NINE years ago. Wow.

YESSSSSS

PULLLL THE LEVER KRONK

EVERYONE STAY CALM!!!!!