I really thought it'd be ebola this year. Or a covid variant. But I guess 2026 is the year of measles.

Damn

Nobody thinks to acclimate their puppies to booties, so now you get this hilarity.

I'm so sorry for him, but this is hilarious.

In addition to protecting trump, they deceptively "redacted" photos to implicate innocent people.

I hate everything about this, and I really don't doubt that he's telling the truth.

You can't give a Nazi salute without being a Nazi. Or you're acting in the Producers.

[Anyone who believes] the Ukrainians will accept a brutal peace has not been paying attention to their refusal to capitulate to a brutal war. The deal is DOA, but it's still a kick in the face of American leadership across the world that we capitulated to *Russia.*

I didn't know that

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Ha!

Small improvements for mine.

Weird Al Alice Cooper Metallica Gloryhammer The Hu Johnny Cash Linkin Park Seven really covers the genres, I need to branch out I guess.

Remember when Biden and Netanyahu made a ceasefire deal, and then Trump told Bibi to stall so he could use it for his campaign? And now both of these criminals left the hostages behind, fueled a genocide, and circled back to sign the same deal Biden made? Yep, me too.

In what world is this considered okay? That kid isn't even in kindergarten yet. They might even still be in diapers, and getting cuffed. Remember how upset people were when a baby happened to share a name with a terrorist and so had to be searched by TSA to be carried onto a plane?

What's super funny is selling out your loved ones for cheaper eggs and have the price of EVERYTHING rise dramatically. And then your loved ones remain fucked.

Trans rights are human rights.

The art of warts

(Never have I enjoyed more typing alt text.)

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What. The. Fuck.

Tom Lehrer passed away today at 97. He had his works placed in public domain like a decade ago. He stopped performing after Kissinger got the Nobel Peace Prize, stating that satire was now dead.

Apparently I pissed somebody off recently because my account got suspended for a bit. Back upon review. I wish I knew what prompted it, because I probably pissed off some fascists and want to keep doing it.

Run!!!

everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight

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People say that ICE is the new Praetorian Guard. I wish that were true because they unmade almost as many emperors as they protected. Right @hntdove.bsky.social ?

PSA | Apparently this image is so dangerous it will get you automatically deported on arrival in the USA. It is therefore imperative that you do not - I repeat DO NOT - distribute it as widely as possible.

Wag the fucking dog

Share it. Keep people safe from the gestapo.

I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.

@richardgarriott.bsky.social When you developed the words of power, did you have a system for determining their interrelations? Or why some words were included and others excluded? Like there's no water just "negate flame."

I really do enjoy Pride month also doubles as Fragile White Men Self-identifying Month.

This statement from Jonathan Joss's husband is heart breaking. No, headline writers, he wasn't "killed in an argument with a neighbor." He was *deliberately murdered* for being gay right after his dog was decapitated. Bet the murderer calls himself a "Christian." THIS is why Pride is important.

All right I am severely behind on bills, all my payments are stuck in pending hell, and we're on day 4 with no electricity and need food. If you wanna help me with this mess, my cashapp is $Remains0ftheday ⬇️

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Trans people deserve to exist. They deserve to live their lives without being hunted and hounded. Pass it on

@thiseffingm.bsky.social I saw this, so now you do too.

Every time Bill Gates says the future of medicine and education is AI, I see little gems like this here 😂