Mitch had to steal Lindsey Graham’s life force just to terrorize us for a few more months.

Should’ve tried drawing a circle around the campsite idk

Them bison probably got transgenerational anger and trauma too bc fuck ass colonialism

Bison flipped that nigga in the air like Charlie Brown

I see a bison, I move. He seen a bison, he stayed.

The thing about being ruled by a gerontocracy is that cohort mortality is a probability density, meaning all these fuckers start dying around the same time -- in clusters. The same Weibull Distribution "bathtub curve" explains why batches of light bulbs and hard drives all die in the same month.

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

[Exit Queen.]

Really hoping death comes in threes and we get a hat trick. Come on Bone Sandals

the tide is turning. I genuinely feel that. MAGA losing steam, racist congressmen dying.. people are tired of the bullshit. We’ll see what happens in November but I really do feel this era of MAGA conservatism is finally coming to an end.

If not for anything else, the people--especially my people--need to see joy in oppressors and bigots passing because why the fuck would I spend my good mourning on a MF who wants me and mine dead because he and his think when Jesus died they left them in charge

Huh.

This is good propaganda. Balds up 30.

If I go in tonight I’m probably not going in tomorrow.

Did this months ago and only ended up throwing away half the things I intended to 😭

I would’ve given ANYTHING to be in the club when Gucci Mane dropped I Think I Love Her 😭

Idk who needs to hear this but Black people never stopped going to target.

Trump golfs with SaCoon, the Eagles collapse in the first round. Trump comes to Knicks game, it’s the only game they lose in the playoffs. Trump gets red card overturned for US team, they get eliminated from the World Cup in the most embarrassing way possible.

Women’s World Cup is about 11 months away. FYI.

My heart goes out to real US soccer fans. The rest of us can go back to not giving a fuck but they really gotta live with this shit. #USABEL

Yeaaaaah. US is cooked.

I’d like to think I am a better person than I was 6 months ago 😭

BEEN dead.

Please stop letting your Black kid be the only one in a white friend group

This is what people don’t understand. You’re not just consuming the product, you’re interacting with it.

So i got dropped off on WooLady/ Miami Tok… that’s a whole Netflix documentary waiting to happen.

Mind you, Corlys wouldn’t even be here begging Rhaenyra to legitimize his sons if he had just accepted that his gay son couldn’t get it up long enough to get Rhaenyra pregnant. He was very willing to go along with the fuckery until he got fucked in the process. #DemDragons

Somebody please get Rhaenyra some ibuprofen PLEASE. #DemDragons

Time for #DemDragons!

I genuinely feel my church is the greatest. Never have I been to a church where my beliefs and morals align PERFECTLY with their mission. And for it to be a predominantly Black church too? Thank you Jesus.

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Idk about yall, but Spooky season has officially started for me!

Mind you, they’ve had signs up since early June that anybody caught popping fireworks in the neighborhood has to pay a $750 fine… it sounds like Vietnam outside.

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I am by no means a chocolate person but I will do STRANGE things for portillo’s chocolate cake.

There was more patriotism (complimentary) in Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show than in this entire American 250 celebration thing going on in DC right now.

My mother is determined to make everybody watch that “I can smell ya nappy pussy” movie and idk why.

This the type of weather Michael Jackson was hollering about on Earth Song. It is TOO damn hot outside!

Rewatching GoT and the Cersei blowing up the Sept is still hands down the greatest episode opening in television history.

Uhh… explain this in NFL terms please 😭

I love a tall ass big ass man. I love how dainty and little and feminine they make me feel 🥰 I love the ease tall men can pick me up with.

This heat is diabolical. PLEASE drink water.

The African American urge to add an extra 30 seconds to the microwave timer

Why are there people climbing to the top of the Empire State Building and getting engaged?

Baybeeeee my God got to WORK. Thank you Lord.

Honestly I just want everybody involved on their knees in front of the capitol facing a guillotine.

Much like when they upheld Obamacare this is shocking legit good news but still shocking

That big ass glasses & full glossed lips combo>>>>

THIS is what Daenerys should’ve done instead of letting them niggas talk her into taking kings landing peacefully.

Ok idc about BET anymore. Time for House of the Dragon.