Fuck and Marry the Cocaina Kingpin. Kill the other two.

Finals gonna be Thunder vs Knicks huh?

I am LONG overdue for some sushi/ ramen.

#ThankfulTuesday should definitely become a thing. Even if it is not on here, you should always practice thankfulness on some type of spectrum.

First of all, you’re fine af.

I was NOT anticipating finding out Sako & Dalton have an onlyfans today…

Didn’t even realize it was Pentecost Sunday until the sermon started lol.

Black folk would celebrate so hard that the ancestors and descendant generations would be summoned like in Sinners lol

📌REPEATING: If Trump hadn't unilaterally withdrawn from the Iran nuclear agreement crafted by Obama it would NOT have a stockpile of highly enriched uranium today. Iran was IN FULL COMPLIANCE with the agreement. This mess was created ENTIRELY by Trump. This isn’t reported near enough.

Wally Worlds in the white neighborhoods have the cutest clothes.

Passengers was terrifying. I loved it.

Impeccable timing considering what happened to me last night.

If you’re Black, you’ve had a story of an employer playing in your face about money whether you know it or not.

How else are they gonna bake?

May he have the season he deserves.

I NEED 10 OF THEM

Nah cause I’d be in that terminal cutting UP.

betty been boop!!!

Get a copy of your prescription and order them online. It'll save you literal hundreds

Y’all think calling black people out for poor behavior is self-hate or harmful rhetoric, and I’m here to inform you that accountability is not anti-black.

Whoever at the CIA came up with iced tea Hennessy deserves a raise.

I can think of about 10 different pizzas better than DiGiorno, and they all deliver.

I will be ready for the type of love I am manifesting whenever it comes.

How do you bankrupt a casino?!?

FOUR! FOUR CASINOS! HE BANKRUPTED FOUURRRRRRR CASINOSSSSS.

Anyone under 21 gets blocked. Sorry but you need to stay out of grown folks business 🫶🏽

Friend what bald person hurt you? You’ve had your foot on their neck folds for days 😭

now, you know you ain't got no hair.

Y’all really think the gas going back down? LMFAO.

I need at least 3 bags. Family sized.

Paying for parking at a hospital really ties the whole American healthcare experience together.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Keisha Lance Bottoms wins Democratic nomination for governor in Georgia.

I’ve never been so weak in my life 😭😭😭

This was… a lot.

LMFAOOOOOO

Damn we really lost H I M

NOOOOOO WE LOST HIM?!?!?!?!

I don’t appreciate that filter hiding my blush and beauty mark but whatever.

Y’all say children out of control. But the minute someone online don’t agree with you, you calling them ugly and telling them dig their grandma up. So. Are the children really out of control? Or are the children mirroring how y’all old asses act?

Hey bro, that woman you like who is fine thought Michael said Librarian girl and not Liberian.

My sixth Bruno Mars concert, and he still remains the best performer and entertainer I’ve ever seen.

It’s giving… Angel Baby 🌹❤️

So many things could kill us right now today, why we waiting for tomorrow for fun?

Gas prices aren’t going back down when this is all over. We ball.

WIPE ME DOWN!

Depending on the mood this’ll either get you slapped across the face or put through the mattress.

We as a society need to start bowling and playing kickball more.