Come put that Phat Ma drool on my beard my love

How we all feeling about J Cole new album???

SL sleep? 👀😈

Who the fuck is this? This ain’t Junie B. Jones

Deep down inside I’m hating on whoever is off work today

You know her coochie good if her face is shaped like the first slice of bread

So I’m listening to Do You by Neyo & why my lil cousin gone ask “why he singing on a youngboy beat?” I got confused until I heard the”wahh wahh wahh” in the beat, i almost pushed this mf out my car 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣

You can’t love someone into loving you.

Debo had a Glock 22 pointed dead in his face & gonna say “what you gone do with that besides make me mad?”

Just went down the rabbit hole about Quantum Immortality and it’s..

Whenever I type in keywords & still can’t find the source of who yall be talking about I take that as a sign to not be nosy for the night 🤣

Re-recreating this

Too many lights on in the house will irritate me even if it’s not my house

I’m not surprised by me working at different nightclubs in Atlanta because some of them they have private rooms where you can fuck the dancers..

But he can tell yall to bounce that ass just like your friend taught ya 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

This a safe space? I eat brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts by warming them up slightly & then dip them in vanilla pudding

Damn we missed the superbowl & nobody said anything

Happy Black history month but fuck Brian McKnight

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Using her ovulation nectar as a chaser >>>>

Don’t flirt with me, my booty rubs comes with a lil bit of tongue

Work slow as hell so if yall need one just drop a pic for me to use

If that ground hog see its shadow I’m throwing that bitch on the grill

I hate Georgia weather because it was literally no snow in the forecast & now it’s snowing while I’m at work 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

Can I do the kufi edits for yall again this year??? 👀👀

Ice bear has hugs for you.

Women will forget what they was about to say but remember the stupid shit you said 5 years ago the last week of spring on a Wednesday while she was watching law & order 🤦🏾‍♂️

This Thursday feel fully like a Friday

Of course a lightskin nigga started this at 9am on a Thursday

Touch deprived, my left knee is barking in soprano, it was baritone last week

“Out for delivery” ain’t enough I need to know what street you on

Woke up wholesome again

When you’re just being your genuine self they think you’re flirting but the minute you actually start flirting it doesn’t click to them 🤦🏾‍♂️

At your current age would you be able to win a foot race with your 17 year old self????

Sit that ovulating girthy ass taco on my lip my queen

To the people that love winter ain’t no fucking way yall enjoy pumping gas in -10 degrees with high winds

No “hey how was work” it’s always “pull that fucking meat out”

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Toya the sympathy scammer said “aite imma call yall back” & ain’t seen her since

Every now & then I still think about that time a nigga was up here mad for like 4 days straight over $2

Scamming the black community while on your 2nd White boyfriend, all while in Alabama… ALABAMA

SWV listeners Use your heart or Can We?

So who’s the main character up here today???

People confuse me not acknowledging them with holding a grudge. my logic is how can someone have hatred with something they can’t see????

They real live over exaggerating the hell outta this snow storm

Niggas be named Emmanuel & still don’t know how to follow simple ass instructions

*ashes blunt* The building is moving but the elevator stays still & we just can’t prove it

Being a supervisor give you grey hairs faster 🤦🏾‍♂️