Just putting a Gorgeous on yall SL ❤️

Tongue box her fart box hours

Idc how pretty your feet is I said take them ice cold toes off me!

I love them black, stacked & cool af 😘

I know @funsizesnicker.bsky.social is somewhere looking fine, blind & thick af for no reason tonight

I like my women how I like my refrigerators 😌

If it claps when you sneeze I hope you have a blessed day 🫶🏾🫶🏾 If you a Gemini I hope your heater stops working

So do we all got that one older family member that pronounces electricity as “Lec-Twist-city”???

Is this mic on? POLAR EXPRESS IS THE MOST BORING CHRISTMAS MOVIE EVER

Need some of that rushing coming in the front door kissing eachother passionately & then I knock everything off the kitchen table in one swipe just to lay you on down on it

Letting go be easy & hard at the same time because like I was rooting for YOU😒

She’s supposed to be soft when she sees you or around you

Using her worn g string as dental floss >>>>>

Deserve to be gripped with some ombré fall sunset coffins or stilettos

Within the women friend group it’s always the one with the glasses or the smallest titties that’s the freakiest out the bunch, The tallest one calm (to an extent) & the thick one in the sweats the goofy one but got hands

This is quite a Conundrum.

I’m not ending the year on good terms with anyone that’s been a problem to me. just because it’s close to 2026 doesn’t mean my feelings gone change

Put Parmesan cheese & Garlic aioli on a pepperoni pizza & thank me later

If me forcing you to stand on what you said/did to me makes me the villain then bitch call me Mojojojo

Imagine shooting your shot at a blind baddie in Braille & she leave you on felt

Just thought of a fire idea..hear me out.. Her butt plug right? The Attachment …a sit & spin toy…

It’s full here Traffic for no reason Parking rates high af Downtown stank Luxury apartments be scamming A 10 piece wing combo at a restaurant with grass wall decor is like $20

We all gone be in matching PJs this time this year??

If Joe would’ve dropped “What if a woman” in today’s society they would’ve called him a Pick me for having a valid point

Soon as I hear “we just going with the flow” I already know you about to waste 100% of my time

Dip them mfs in hot water & add lemon, honey, hibiscus & ginger to make tea

Tell her she look pretty while you got her folded in a creamy pretzel hours

Don’t kiss me, squirt in my mouth under the mistletoe my love ❤️

Just because I talked you through it & made you squirt multiple times doesn’t mean start our relationship for us 🙄

Dick her Demon ass Down December 😈

It kinda nice to see Max B free because that nigga been locked up since I was in elementary & I’m 30

A woman that wanna test the waters but wanna maintain innocence favorite line is always “you dangerous”

🙌🏾🙌🏾❤️

Thank my fav @wagonwhisperer.bsky.social 🫶🏽

Exhibit E on why I say nobody beating my starting 5 🙌🏾😍

This is a safe space How many crab legs or wings can you eat in one sitting???

I don’t trust people that slander homemade spiked eggnog

What old head complaining about ass now???

All I’m saying is If a Wagon warfare happens just know nobody beating my starting 5 😈 @nizzynaeee.bsky.social @yoursecretmuse.bsky.social @funsizesnicker.bsky.social @iamelyse.bsky.social @abri98.bsky.social

What’s most corporate way to say “I’m finna smack the shit outta you” ?? Quick

Tongue all in her stink wrinkle hours

Question Who am I by Beenie Man Or Infiltrate by Sean Paul???

And I’m out here walking around with gold dial soap dick

As a child I thought it wasn’t that serious. As an adult finding out it was a martinellis i would’ve been ready to throw hands

They gone have to consult with their own eyes & leave me out of it 🤷🏾‍♂️

I hope Mrs big ass panties is having a blessed night 🫶🏾🫶🏾

Don’t mention my weight bc I will stoop low

Yall not tired of buying TVs every Black Friday????

Yams trash Sweet potato pie trash Ham trash Deviled eggs trash Them bigass turkey wings trash Root beer trash

Since errybody distracted with cooking Stuffing is the most underrated side dish