Since the everyone on the SL not looking this way I flatten my uncrustables to drain some of the jelly before eating them

What the SL mad about now?

It’s been like 2 years & I’m still not over that Sky Island scandal because what you mean they had merch too?😂😂

I missed all the wagons huh

An avoidant will swear you’re 1000% in the wrong for feeling how they made you feel..

Feeling of freshly done nails scratching your back>>>>

If that ass jiggle just by thinking I hope your day was blessed ✨♥️

May not look like it but I’m hating on anyone that’s currently off today

People want you to vent to them & barely even help. Like give me ideas, point me to the best connections & resources instead of just telling me it’s gonnna be okay, pray & put it in Gods hands. 🤦🏾‍♂️

I’ll suplex my grandma for some hot wings right now

What yall think this interaction would’ve turned out ??

Being the first car at an unprotected left turn during heavy traffic is a different type of anxiety

New art🖌️

Retire them big ass John Cena shorts & bring back them sundresses

If they was to confirm that this all a simulation I would say not ever running into coworkers from your previous & current job in public was a dead giveaway

When she spread it & it’s 2 toned *chef kiss*

Let me tighten yall toilet seats

Seeing my starting 5 Wagons drop ass ♥️>>>

Only I can determine that Forever Secured 🫶🏾

Don’t let a mf play in your face (Beat prod by me btw) #blacksky

I wanna go to a club that only plays WWE theme music from the 90s to 2000s

No longer extending an olive branch imma just extend my arm back & smack the fuck outta nigga

Keep In mind, women snore more than they think when they’re fully comfy & safe in bed with you

Message 🫶🏾 Beat prod by me btw

Since my SL sleep 😈👀

Going with the flow is way below me I need to know TODAY what direction you’re taking this

Peeing while drunk af is the cousin of nutting

If you love me like you say you do Won’t you show me just how much you do

I’m 5 shots in, who showing that phat ass coont noont tonight? 👀

A mf can know a lot of things but still know nothing at all

The best revenge is a direct deposit

Once I see that calculus build up on the bottom row of your teeth I can’t unsee it

I come back & we got group chats now???

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Racist white people got themselves convinced the black community sit & talk about George Floyd everyday

The 2 type of people that I get annoyed by the most - quick to come to you about someone else’s business & they’re for sure doing the same thing with someone else’s about yours -Virgos

I basically put gas in my car just to drive from Candler rd to Atlanta & back for work 🤦🏾‍♂️🙄

I wanna go to a rage room but instead of objects it’s people that truly deserve it

What annoy yall the most Roundabouts or Uncontrolled left turns???

So when you’re attractive is automatically flirting if you’re just being genuinely nice to someone huh???

Mario really told that girl she was worth $1.09 on let me love you

Supervisor "I'm sorry we can't sign the papers to approve your vacation days" Me:

Haven’t had a day off in 3 weeks, honestly the way my mental health is going I have no fight left to correct anything. You can tell me we aren’t friends anymore & imma just accept your decision, can’t further damage what’s currently dying..

Why yall ain’t tell me @nizzynaeee.bsky.social The Wagon Empress returned 😩🙌🏾

I got 14 but these are my 2 faves

It Stank outside it must be them damn Aries thawing out again

A stripper took her butt plug out to let out a fart, put it back in, says hey to me & then got on stage, I understand T Pain now..

I don’t think Latto knew that we already knew who the secret nigga was 2 years ago