Woke up fine af again, this is getting way outta control now

Hi 👀

I feel like Lil Kim deserves an apology

Trust me it’s NOT fun

Trynna walk in front of someone walking slow but they are merging into the same direction you trynna walk to get past them

I hope the charger to your rose stop working when you go recharge & you lose the lid to your Stanley cup ✨

Hours

I see the rapture took all the good women off my SL 🤣

The main thing that’s gonna do it for me everytime is a woman with locs & glossed lips

So we all still alive & bills are still due

What time this rapture supposed to happen?? I got shit to do

I had a “friend” I knew years before Bluesky & until she gained 1k followers up here & suddenly turned fake towards me, shit crazy 🤦🏾‍♂️

Yall team won today? 😎

What you gone do if I broke into your house at 3am & put the meat you left out to thaw out back in the freezer ????

Yall know what disappeared so quietly?? Them Doritos that came in a tin can

You wanna keep arguing or are you gonna let me eat it from the back with sonic ice in my mouth?

Some of yall be having a mouth & keyboard full of Bible scriptures with a heart full of pure hate.

Since the SL distracted I love candycorn

Sometimes you gotta send that long text of how you feel & block the contact & finally free yourself from the misery

Dead gave me the same goosebumps from when I first heard Dreams & Nightmares

It be simple shit like that that have me laughing for 10 minutes straight

If you can snap your finger like thanos & turn one zodiac sign to dust which one would you pick & why is it VirgHOES?

Manifesting every Gemini & Virgo to hit their pinky toe more than twice today ✨✨

I hope Mrs big ass panties is having a blessed day ❤️❤️

You get older & you realize Let Me Love You is literally Mario calling her stupid for 4 minutes straight 😂

Don’t slide in my DMs if you ain’t trynna get married & on our Baecation yesterday in the next 2 minutes

Bring back the Drake who said All my ex’s live in Texas like I’m George strait or go to Georgia State where.. TUITIONISHANDLEDBYSOMERANDOMNIGGATHATLIVEINATLANTATHATSHEGOESTOSEEWHENSHEFEELSOBLIGATEDADMITTEDTOMETHEFIRSTTIMETHATWEDATEDBUTSHEWASNOANGELANDWENEVERWAITED

I know one thing yall better start that “why yall saving my post??” And it’s literally your bare ass on the SL

Honestly I’ve been craving non sexual intimacy lately

It’s Mr only take good pics at work 😂

Imagine a wedding but for a divorce whats the song yall walking out to???

Kehlani was talking that shit on Folded

The finer she is the most likely she sound like Jadakiss when she laughs

At your current age and condition would you be able to beat 15 year old you in a race up the street???

So silly of me to act like I don’t need you back

Since the SL sleep I got a confession I don’t know how to make a nut video at all

How the fuck we still in the first week of September????

I have an at work wife, what do I feed her ????

My problem is i love hard so i be hurt even harder

A lot of people be misunderstanding the “Villain Era” like you’re not out here being mean af to everyone it’s just it’s a lot you no longer gonna do, put up with, & go for when it comes to people

Thought I posted this

“….I done came down, hol up” Me:

Only thing I’m forcing this month is a rubberband onto some money

feeling & watching someone slowly detach from you is 2nd to worse than being cheated on.

That battle between your gut feeling & the persons explanation.

You’ll be going through it bad & here come someone saying “someone else got it worse than you” now im finna beat yo ass

It’s a handful of ex’s I wish I actually cheated on & deserved it because why play with me while I wasn’t fucking playing about you??