Soon as I open this app

Good morning 🌞

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal!

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Unfortunately

Y’all got a lot going on tonight it seems 😭

Hey y’all hey

This is why I don’t take PTO. Because now I don’t want to go back to work

Good morning 🌞

They know I’m off and they still texting me.

Wild berry skittles > tropical >= sour > original

Yall gonna be posted up this Friday showing fake love after airing this bitch out today that’s the funny part 😭😭😭

Be over here like

I see we’re back here today

This PTO gonna hit today 😩

No followers, no followings, no other posts 😭😭😭😭 you been waiting to get this off yo chest

Struggling to stay awake 😩

This should be immediate jail time

Im thinking about seafood again

Imagine reading this at 6:16AM EST 😭😭

Damn y’all really had some stuff to get off your chest 😭 a lot of these are mad specific

The Nino Brown pic really sells the message

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It’s early. Too early

Fake ass biiiiitttccchhhhhh

This niggas loud ass has had this stuck in my head all week 😭 AHHH FASHOOOOOO

I’ll give her this one 🤣

You while you typed this:

I just stepped on my work computer 😩

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

I was gone last night. Didn’t even make it to 10pm smh

I went to sleep EARLY

Sushi time

It’s almost 8pm and it’s 98.5 degrees outside… ITS ALMOST 100 DEGREES AND THE SUN GOING DOWN.

It didn’t work this time. My nose is stuffed and one ear is clogged. Send help

Yusuke and Hiei were always on go time

Life lessons from anime >>>

Characters that showed up for one episode being better written than MCs from other series >>> 😂😂

Dpmo

Seth Freakin’ Rollins

Have I ever told y’all how good Haikyuu!! is?

What’s the difference between a sock and a camera? One takes five toes and the other takes photos

The moon is pretty tonight

Friend?

They need to make this in Sam.