I don’t think people realize how much energy it takes to be evil…

I enjoy eating p*ssy and I date niggas. Fuck going on with the straights?

Made Tiramisu for the 1st time.

Y’all focusing on the Sun signs, when y’all should be looking at their Mars sign…

Frank Ocean??? Or Tyler The Creator???

I think I have a crush on my boss… she’s easily one of the most top 5 beautiful women I’ve ever seen… but she’s married to my other boss. Why can’t I crush on people my level???

This is the REAL Horseshoe Theory

People are so homophobic they’re becoming Barbz????

A customer who clearly hasn’t showered in a week ordered to stay…. I left the door open so some the the funk air would blow out, and now she’s complaining. That she’s too cold..

I want a fit like this… but with a smaller chain.

Nothing is comparable to chattel slavery however it is ironic to me how Ghana is actively killing and imprisoning queer people while trying to spearhead the conversation about holding other people accountable for their atrocities.

When you walk up to someone in a setting where you expect customer service… take your headphones off, turn your music down, put your personal conversation on hold for 30 seconds, it’s not hard.

My Big 6: Sun- Libra Moon- Aquarius Rising- Sagittarius Mercury- Libra Venus- Libra Mars- Scorpio

I hate when people say you “fumbled” someone, just because the other person is attractive or has clout. We don’t know if that other person is terrible, we don’t know if they’re compatible, we don’t know if they have bad hygiene, we don’t know if they’re happy.

Happy 26th birthday to the talented Halle Bailey.

Rebooting Harry Potter was probably not the move… the trans community (and people that love/support them) not fucking with it. The racist not fucking with it. People tired of reboots not fucking with it.

Mr Mosby is either gonna have it running like a well oiled machine; or that shit gonna burn to the ground… no in between.

I imagine Queen Latifah is gonna be one of the collabs on her upcoming album…

The Super Smash Bros. Movie is gonna slap…

Jesus… people are so performative and self righteous on this app… I didn’t realize the YouTube thumbnail was AI???

red delicious had me thinking i didn't like apples.

I’m glad there are people to take the Granny Smith and red delicious apples off the shelves and out of my face

I need to see Knobbed Russet’s MyChart before I eat it.

I’ve never seen a knobbed russet in my life. Looked it up and of course it’s British

Knobbed Russet is some shit they eat in Lord Of The Rings

Aint no way I see a knobbed russet on a tree and decide it belongs in my mouth

AI…??? Rage bait???? I really do love a Granny Smith 😭😭😭 This is for engagement… don’t get me wrong, but I AM NOT LYING… and I did not think this would be so controversial.

She better than me… you shit on my mattress; we fighting

That knobbed russet looks like some botanical bullshit

Kelvin Evan’s was the man arrested for stealing Beyoncé music… he probably the only person on the planet that got the visuals and Act 3.

Honeycrisp...

now wtf is a knobbed russet?

Her best song….

Granny Smith and Red Delicious are top tier… I need that crunch…

It’s sad when you see parents jealous of their children…

That boy and his teeth dropping a clothing line is nothing to fight over… Let the market decide if it’s worthy, no need to throw shade.

Exposing someone nudes is lame, telling his personal business is lame, potentially outing him as bi is lame… the only thing that man is guilty of, is not eating coochie…

Y’all need to realize… Beyoncé, Solange, & them are very much new money. Solange is besties with JT, and Chief Keef, she dated Lil Wayne, and listens to Joseline Hernandez. They been ghetto. We’d probably see Beyonce ghetto side if she wasn’t so image conscious.

I really hate how much incel language is becoming ubiquitous in modern culture. I heard one of my younger relatives unironically use the term. “Outmogged”

Trina and Rick Ross in 2002

My mom was a toddler when this dropped.

There’s a class element to all of this but ima be over here minding my business.

Responding this way over promethazine peen is insane

Homophobia… how predictable and surface level. I can tell your parents were one of the idiots that procreated…

You need to grow up… I can tell your life lacks substance because it revolves around penis and attention.

Now people unfollowing me because I said Target when I meant Staples… God forbid I confuse 2 large red companies.