Damn… He’s hiding a kid… what’s going on with lightskin niggas.?

Oh!!!! It’s ass eating season!!!

I’m not New Yorking enough… what do you mean there’s a Sumo wrestling competition in Brooklyn?

in the pulpit talmboutsum

People always make it seem like East Coast and West Coast people are the freakiest… It’s those Southerners… them Bible states be creating the freakiest of frogs.

All pretty people… but Trinity and Sean are taking it…

The Love Island Season 8 cast is gonna drop… enjoy these next few hours of peace if you can.

probably That’s My Bitch or Murder To Excellence .. or Power Remix

Nobody is seeing her and I mean NOBODY

Way too much discourse about that man… If a 62 year old nigga wanna play in his bootyhole, he’s allowed too.

you see kids the price of a video game console used to go down after a few years instead of up

When Britney comes out of retirement and drops that Gospel album…

Ranking Beyoncé Albums…

Ranking Female Rappers

Remember when men were wearing Rompers… ???

It’s strange seeing your favorite Boy Band (at age 5/6) get so much love and hate over 2 decades later.

I’m so done… I reported a video of someone jerking off in TikTok live… I did it out of spite because my PG/PG13 videos always get flagged… Tik Tok Reviewed this nigga jerking off with his BARE COCK out and said they didn’t see a violation…

My spirit asking Chipotle employees to throw a lil extra meat on the low…

Ain’t never heard a woman say I gotta go I need to get this pussy over to Daniel Radcliffe house

And this is why indentured servitude & chattle slavery are not the same thing

Let’s talk about it… Cause I had to explain to a lady at my old job (working with body care) that she’s not supposed to put soap in her cooter and that’s why she had a yeast infection… I also heard an aunt give advice to soak your coochie in vinegar.

POST YOUR BABY DADDY!!!!

I knew they used to skin and eat slaves, as well as the alligator bait thing, but I ain’t even know they did all this…

Life without tv… I can join the neighborhood watch, or gossip with some old ladies is I wanna see/hear some exciting shit… But I can’t sing like Ariana Grande, or produce like Timberland.

I’ll fuck myself instead.

I would HATE for this messy ass man to be my boss…

T-Boz and Chilli need a check

This is absolutely sending me this morning because a good 10 years ago my last semester of college I overheard the funniest convo on the campus pub “I know you from somewhere…” “I don’t think we’ve have class together” “omg I’ve seen you get blasted by Castro Supreme. How lucky!” 🤯🤯🤯

This kinda pissed me off… not everything needs a musical…

Idk who these characters are, but I’m fucking the South Asian man, marrying the second Noir, and killing Great Value Glenn Powell.

F: Sofia M: Lucy K: Salma

• k - candace • k - tamera • k - chili

• f - teyana • m - zendaya 🔥🔥🔥 • k - lori

• f - hilary • m - anne • k - emma

• f - keke • m - angela • k - lil mama

• ❓ - ms b nasty • ❓ - ms sapphire • k - karrine

• k - blac chyna • k - yung mami • k - kim k

posted abt one of their ads recently on the train as well, dystopian as hell

Fucking white folks and white youth today are so pathetic at history, they only think about their perfect fucking lives and how great it is, and can't fathom, that white ppl back in the day skinned us, rapped us, mutilated us, had sex with our dead bodies, even used our blood for skin care

This is so nasty. Smh.

I knew they used to skin and eat slaves, as well as the alligator bait thing, but I ain’t even know they did all this…

Fire Steve. Hire Ava. Yell at Ava for hallucinating meetings & details about prospects (if they even exist). See profit erode from rising costs and stagnant revenue. Fire Ava. Attempt to rehire Steve but fail because he's begun his own startup to compete with your (now less competitive) company.

I went to a conference 2 weeks ago and this AI mess was apart of one of our sessions. In the beginning of the session, the presenter was like “we introduced an AI-voice agent and the receptionist never had to come back to work” in an attempt to make it sound like a good thing! Everyone’s faces ->🤨

Definitely fucking Python 🐍, marrying Phat Daddy 💍, kill Castro 🤭 🧨

What happened to Kat stacks

I think I saw someone submit Drive by ealier Alex

Fuck Rick Marry Jeff Kill Eric

Drop an atomic bomb 💣