let me tell you something, I treat them how im treated initially and melt over time but if you're calling me beloved off jump I'll melt pretty instantly

s/o to #skyisland #RIP

just say youre an elite eater

Trump bombing Nigeria as an attempt to detract from more information about him raping girls, on christmas day, is diabolical yet not surprising.

is the end of stranger things that it was all a dream/DND campaign?

what about Pepperidge Farm?

#merrythickmas before i sit on your face here's a week trial of my OF 😘😜 onlyfans.com/callipygian....

I dont like Buddy The Elf.. I know what he means when he says "Cottonheaded Ninny Muggins"🤔🤨

I hate to say this.... the chris brown version was the first one I heard and it was because of a commercial for the movie. p.s. I no longer align my ears with cb and havent for years p.s.s. I grew up in a white household

Power Rangers fosho skipped school to jump niggas

fucking WOOF “We shared one thing … our love & caring for young ladies & the hope they’d reach their full potential. Our President also shares our love of young, nubile girls."-- sent 9/19 postmarked after his death seems to be a bye ✉️ "As you know by now, I have taken the ‘short route’ home.'"

whats the difference between cosby a serial rapist that had a successful sitcom in the 80s and Michael jackson the pedophile king of pop and sean Diddy combs the abusive, drug addled producer and vodka owner (was that his job?!), Nicki Minaj, female rapper that puts up numbers turned rage baiter?

isn't dave chappelle just a sell out whose always made rage bait but has transcended from relatable to millionaire? #davechapelle

isnt this nicki behavior just a ploy for her to get her mans record expunged/pardoned and legal freedom from registration as a sex offender everywhere they have a house #nickiminaj

ive been doing this for maybe a decade, with ease lol

wtf is anonymous, isnt this their specialty?!?!

TITS MCGEE #skeetsafterdark

Put it in the Louvre 😭😭😭

The Bone Formerly Known As Jaw.

id lick him.

this motherfucker is the kind of confident I want to see all the time WHEWWWWWWWWW he's still out there

Great White NOPE!

holding on to the brother, while he's on his knees

He had you crawling. Like…

I hate these brothers.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AJ TALK YOUR SHIT WHEWWWWWWWWWWW sexy ass

WHEWWW LOOK AT THEM DAMN ARMS THOUGH WHEEEWWWWWWW

frfr its always fuck all the Pauls

Jake Paul in the fucking ring basically doing burpees 😭😭😭😭😭

JOSHUA DONT EVEN LOOK TIRED WHEWWWWWWW

JOSHUA PLAYIJLN WITH THIS BOY WHOOPED HIS ASS

its always fuck Jake Paul

damn Joshua stalking him like that white boy is prey.... kinda sexy

lol #epsteinfiles

id pay 10 to not see ads on IG

quilting, lace making, color theory, nail art, photography, plants

roll tint balls of chore boy

sucking dick

things reclassifying marijuana won't do: •stop marijuana arrests •release people in prison for marijuana •expunge marijuana arrest records •restore access to gov benefits lost for marijuana activity things it WILL do: ▪︎give tax relief to pharma companies & marijuana businesses

meanwhile, plaques just dropped "Sleepy Joe Biden was, by-far the worst President in American History- Taking office as a result of the most corrupt Election ever seen in the United States, Biden oversaw a series of unprecedented disasters that brought our Nation to the brink of destruction..."

all I want is a roast beef sub. its literally all I want. hots, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, onions, cheddar/america cheese on a sub roll thats all. thats it. well secondly, i want someone to buy it for me. $20 doll hairs. someone, anyone, help me, help myself $callipygiancandy enjoy me pouting

Meanwhile...

stealing from home is crazy 😂

I dont want this. its like a weird loop, as it always is i suppose. its crazy that at the end of a podcast not only do they ask you to join all their social media but the discord and patreon to gain access to video content of the audio content and more access to the creators I just wanna listen

You know what I hate doing? Explaining myself. Just think whatever you want. Idc.

I dont DM for free, yall crazy

IM BEGGIN 3 OF YOU TO SEND ME $10 EACH SO I CAN ORDER A DELICIOUS DINNER $callipygiancandy #deserving #blacktitties #ebony #skeetsafterdark

this still stands as i am still dinnerless and also lunchless $callipygiancandy