because at this late stage of his failed corporate experiment on NZ, cosplay Bob the Builder is all this twat has left.

If you think these 'new' school projects sound familiar..

This morning's #SolarEclipse as seen from up on Muaūpoko Otago Peninsula, Dunedin NZ. The cloud prevented the full set of images & at regular intervals, but this is kinda fun. (click for full image) #Nikon #Dunedin #DunnerStunner

She is SO DEMANDING

Just submitted my other important democratic documents, my #BOTY votes Whīo (best bird, I will fight you) Pīwakawaka (Lilja made me) Piwauwau (how could you not vote for the round lil guys) Kākāriki Karaka (one of the residents at The Brook Waimarama) Takahē (LORGE BORB)

It's not a race It's not about frickin' targets It's not our fault #NZPol

If Christ himself showed up at this event he'd be descended on by ICE and shoved into an unmarked van

I’m sure the people dying in this genocide appreciate the lack of urgency

Maybe I don’t need to win lotto to be driving an ID.Buzz 👀

I live for this shit

Doctors, nurses, and teachers are all striking because they care about their patients and students, not just because their pay increases are less than inflation They’re striking because everything else is being eroded around them and they can no longer deliver the care and teaching we all deserve

Not being there for patients, delaying treatment, it all sucks. They do this only because the alternative is even worse care in the long run. Underfunded hospitals, talent all leaving to work overseas, stressed out nurses in understaffed wards, broken equipment, and run down infrastructure.

Yeah the suns being eclipsed here BY CLOUDS

Right, let’s see if what I’ve made is any good

My little ball of fluff would like to know who is charge of all this rain She just wants to talk

No you just spent $10 on various dried chillies to make birria tacos

The weather is sideways and my legs are tired but someone would still like a walk please and thanks

Missed opportunity for prawnhub

At least this moment in time is leading to music we deserve for this moment in time youtu.be/5NfyIpE4zaw?...

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

So 50km in December will be easy right? 😅

There’s also a STARK difference in the levels of vitriol from the people unhappy with Luxon v Ardern

Normal people when training for a half marathon: long runs shouldn’t increase by more than 10% a day Me, preparing for my first ultra on vibes alone: idk a hilly 30k sounds good today even though last week was a flat 9k

Well played Canada 🇨🇦

In today’s Weekend Herald #nzpolitics

Meanwhile, Lilja is more interested in why we’re not going for a walk than she is in watching rugby

What an incredibly physical game of rugby But also ft hair ribbons and face glitter ✨ #RWC2025 #NZLvCAN

I feel like it’s an interesting choice to show an ad telling women to smile cause “you perform better” alongside a women’s rugby match (It was the Colgate ad and included rugby players)

Well one of us is awake for the rugby

Sofa + dog + Long Pond Studios + beer = ideal Friday night

SkyOpen (the free channel) is playing the Black Ferns v Canada tomorrow morning from 5am. Kick off at 6am Set your alarms and support our wahine! #rwc2025 #blackferns

I think we should ban men from designing sports bras because what boob haver would make one that you get stuck in but also doesn’t offer support

I asked ChatGPT to invent a word for Nicola Willis' economic leadership that echoes the term ruthenasia for Ruth Richardson’s tenure. It did not disappoint: Nicolapse and Nicolateral damage take your pick.

I usually can’t even get bureaucracy close enough for autocorrect to get it

*Luxon sobbing, snot running down his face* "It's Jacinda's fault, she made the economy too big, it would have killed us all! We had to do it, don't you understand? If we hadn't set fire to all that money and goodwill, if we hadn't driven the debt sky high, we'd be dead from quality of life!"

I love the way National, in opposition, refused to acknowledge that global markets were the main driver of inflation, but in government, after a massive campaign of cuts, they're all like "waaaah, global pressure!"

National, laser-focused on the economy

Although on a positive note, it brings the 2% of GDP spending on R&D a little bit closer.

Not to be a swiftie about this but the Eras Tour added 0.4% to Australia’s economy so, probably like a dozen 60-90,000 strong concerts should do it?

Probably one of the top 5 best almond croissants I’ve had

Hi, I've been in NZ since 1998 and this will be my 5th economic recession.

Now I have to find friends Who wants to go to Laneway with me

Never thought I’d recognise and want to see multiple acts on a festival lineup again at the ripe old age of my early 30s

Did Luxon destroy the economy to keep this one election promise?

Reminder that Milo fell out of favor because people unearthed his pro-pedophilia remarks

lol

I’m in the waiting room for my specialist appt for my elbow and some guy answered his phone on speaker

I'm big mad about the media coverage of the citizenship pathways for tangata whenua born overseas story not asking the Green Party who ARE THE PARTY THAT HAVE AN ACTUAL, SPECIFIC POLICY ABOUT THIS. www.greens.org.nz/overseas_new...

Also what do you mean I get to live in a place this pretty

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