I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1746

Handyperson help please. These things: do I just drill a hole big enough for the green thing, then push it into the wall, then screw the screw into it?

I just watched a documentary on this last night. Never forget.

Merry Christmas from the future, rest of the world!

I love how McClane just drops an office chair full of C4 down a lift shaft in a fit of pique without thinking through the ramifications.

Christmas lights Upper Hutt style part 2

Christmas lights Upper Hutt style (sound on)

Everyone doing their best of 2025 lists and I'm over here like "I can't name a single album/book/game/gadget that came out this year".

Wait I thought of another one: self-cleaning reading glasses.

Pockets of thermonuclear cheese inside a Huttons Double Cheese Sizzler.

another new deogie here! tinyview.com/deogie/2025/...

I wasn't sure what to watch but LA Confidential was on so I didn't have to decide.

I finally went to the live stage version of DIE HARD that a comedy group does here every year and it was a fun time. An excellent Bruce impression, funny interpretations of Grueber/Holly/Ellis/Karl/etc., lots of running around shooting water and nerf darts, would go again.

Quote post with a robot that's not Star Wars or Transformers

I already don't care whether Nolan's Odyssey is any good, because it's going to look and sound sumptuous, and I'm going to bathe in it.

The worst thing about not visiting America right now

Oh man, the birria loaded fries at Rosie's

Car just gave me an electric shock on my arm as I was getting out, causing me to jerk my knee, hitting the door in the process. My daughter thought it was violations hilarious. I feel like Frank Spencer.

It’s time once again to bring out that Solstice Fudge #WinterSolstice

Alas irony, we hardly knew ye

What a band name. RIP Taylor.

*awaits update to Beyonce song*

Wellingtonians DO NOT DRIVE NORTH ON SH1, there's been a huge crash and everyone is being forced to take the Tawa offramp, queue is currently all the way back to the Churton overbridge

Soylent Green really took a turn huh

You’re gonna see posts that make you think “I agree on principle but you seem unwell.” That’s the bluesky promise.

Oh, right

If they ever build a statue of me, I would also like to look like a badass necromancer.

They do things faster in the USA obviously, this has taken us two years to achieve in NZ under the COC.

Was it a Macro-car-pa?

If people don't understand the plan, and you're the boss, your job is to explain the plan to them so that they do get it. Your other job is to listen to their feedback on the plan and determine if there's any changes needed. If you can't do these things, you're probably a shit boss.

Apparently the gift I'm receiving most this Christmas is rejection letters.

My #NZpol prediction for 2026: somebody from the opposition benches is going to accidentally put the N in cuts when describing the coalition, on camera.

Lord save me from AI "enhanced" job application platforms. What should have taken 2 minutes turns into 15 minutes fixing all the shite that they incorrectly extracted from my CV and then tried to shoehorn into their not-fit-for-purpose format.

Drunken Master 2

I would love* to know how much of my taxes has been spent on vice signaling in the last 2 years. I don't reckon an OIA request would be successful though. *hate

Dude looks like motherfucking Nosferatu. Can't imagine why he wants a school...

Lord help me I actually understood this.

Synergy: the two things that get in the way of more roads are housing and the environment. Et voilá.

This actually makes sense when you think about the number of people living in their cars.

🎶 LAND LORD TAX CUTS 🎶

This is so legit. I worked in the public sector from 2004-2012 and I watched so many policy people and support staff churn through the orgs that I worked in just to progress - and I did too.

Why is "gale force" the only wind type we have now? What happened to "light zephyr" or "gentle breeze"?

Does @profanity.accountant work now? Last time I tried it I just got radio silence.

I thought he'd just passed due to age, but it looks like a violent end along with his wife, what an absolute heartbreak.

The platform that set its inbox to reply to every journalist email with the shit emoji wants to earn their trust.

Fuck, this is too real

Oh 😐