subtly downgrade a band Leppard With Tinnitus

subtly downgrade a band Jefferson SpaceX

subtly downgrade a band Bay City Strollers

These stupid fucking Temu ads will not stop me From playing your game

subtly downgrade a band Anormalamountofdeth

Me on my way to the rapture

Subtly downgrade a band A The

subtly downgrade a band Countesses Of The Stone Age

Counterpoint: Chris Bishop must dress up like the car in Christine every time he goes on TV to talk about road safety.

Not blown away by this trailer to be honest. I imagine I'll enjoy this but I'm not salivating for it. www.stuff.co.nz/culture/3608...

Developing an unhealthy relationship with salted caramel Kahlua.

Technologically advance a band: The Metrosexual Warhols

Wow, they really scoured Australia to find the least likeable people they could find for this series of MKR eh.

Today seems like a really good day to not be online.

Never not losing my shit at job ads that list the generic requirements first and the showstopping specific requirement like seven bullets down the list. If that one's the essential one, list it first FFS.

Urgh, right in the feels www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cUX...

Guy on TV just gave his coffee order as a "half-strength double shot".

The house on Warren's Vortex tonight is for sale: www.trademe.co.nz/a/property/n...

The most recent Trek trilogy created themselves a bit of a paradox by making the Beastie Boys cannon. Did they not listen to Intergalactic first?

The lights at Aston Norwood were awesome.

Great job backing Kiwis guys. Their feet should be held to the fire for this one, but I imagine the media will shrug and move on to the next thing. These clowns just love funneling money to Aussie.

TIL my 15yo daughter was pronouncing the "wh" in Wheatus the same as in Whakatane. Bless.

Blockity block block block

Nice try. Ryan Gosling has been seen in motion pictures and television programs for many years.

Just poked myself in the eye with my glasses. Today is getting a failing grade.

A section of our fence blew down on the night. Sigh.

Not convinced there's going to be much sleeping happening tonight. Shitsville is shitsvilling hard.

One thing about being Gen X and having lived through the 90s is knowing that you love Empire Records but not knowing why.

Hurry up summer

The office coffee machine makes horrible coffee, but a great hot chocolate.

Like Conan the Barbarian but a midwife

I know this isn’t a good time to confess this, but for a while I thought the title meant it was a show about a midwife named “Call”

I will be exiled from Bluesky, but I'm staying in D just for the Kiwi Breakfast Pie from Mobil.

Ah Wellington, you still blow me away. Literally.

In today’s NZ Herald #nzpol

Redford 😢

Enrich a movie by adding your pick for #BirdOfTheYear. A Whīo Good Men

Enrich a movie by adding your pick for #BirdOfTheYear. The Weweia Back

I’m thrilled to make an appearance in the latest episode of “SpongeBob SquarePants” (I play I.M. Poster, the pirate who sings the slightly altered theme song in “Bizarro Bottom”)!

🎵Cause were back on track Yeah back on track🎵

HACK THE PLANET

Bluesky posters: don't lose hope! Also Bluesky posters: here's 400 things to be horrified by before breakfast.

Fuck yeah #Andor — this Dan Gilroy script just won the #Emmy for Outstanding Writing

Unless this means they will give me money to bring Black Label Society to Upper Hutt, this policy is a failure.

This particular kārearea looks like they're about to deliver a masterful cross-examination that wins them the case.

Any time I need to log into Stuff to continue reading a story, it redirects me to an old politics story from May. Bleak UX.

Are we back on track yet?

The rugby hill that I will die on forever is that coaching success with the Crusaders is not an indicator that you'll be a successful All Blacks coach.