Oh I can actually do this this time since I found my old photo album. Me at the medieval dinner I organised just to hang with the girl who's now my wife.

Oh man, Lee Tamahori 😢

This is unsurprising

Welfare queens

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

I am BEGGING the studios to pivot to Bluesky so entertainment journalists and critics can stop using Twitter as part of our jobs. My Predator: Badlands reaction post is bringing out nothing but misogynistic nazis.

We went from flat html pages of nice info, to modern pages that do 30s of "spinner" animation everytime you click something. So much of my life spent watching stupid spinners.

MY FAMILY CAN'T EAT FOUNDATIONS NICOLA

Neighbours' fireworks sound like they're hitting our roof with a sledgehammer.

Absolute scenes at Caltex Upper Hutt this morning after they accidentally put a "1" at the front of their advertised discounted fuel price instead of a "2". People lining up thinking they're getting gas for $1.49 a litre.

I've seen this one, they end up cloning Schwarzenegger

Bearded Sir Becks is giving Connery vibes. I think it's the squint.

Petitioning to have the words six and seven removed from the English language.

Nighthawks 2025 From the new Private Eye, out now.

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

Something something stopped clock

The older I get, the harder it is to be young and hungry.

The Chase wasn't on before the news. Why wasn't The Chase on before the news? I am confused and afraid.

Filling out an application form where the street number is a required field but the street name is not, and oh boy am I tempted...

I'll say this for government departments, they sure know how to over-engineer a job description.

Forget Don't Cry or November Rain, this was G'n'R's true magnum opus. youtu.be/dpmAY059TTY?...

Good things do happen to good people

It all began with that poo in the hall A poo in the hall Shouldn't be there at all Apologies to Dr Suess #DogLyf

Got an email telling me new movies this week are Predator and The Running Man as well as screenings of Back To The Future and I am experiencing some temporal displacement of my own.

This is not a straightforward question. I will need to ponder it.

Kerning is important!

I miss bands that I like actually bothering to come here.

Change one letter, ruin a candy Sharties

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and if you want to see the really good stuff you need to check out my OnlySands.

I really should have done a recap or a rewatch before I started season 4.

Never seen a seal look guilty but yeah he did it

15 minutes ago I was sitting in the sun at Oriental Bay and now I'm sitting in the rain on Pipitea Street. Wellington man.

Job hunting in NZ: "Oh that looks cool, I could do that. Oh, it's paying $50k less than I was earning before". Close laptop. Weep.

jim morrison on sesame street: "This the N, my only friend. The N."

Shouldn't Shitsville be over by now? 😬

Got all excited thinking the new season of The Witcher was out. Still bummed it's not Henry anymore but.

Had a wonderful time at Auckland Armageddon today with the kids. Missed all the panels but Alan Tudyk walked past us so I'm happy.

PREACH

This week's assault on democracy.

In today’s NZ Herald #megastrike

The perfect dog costume doesn't exi--

My back completes age assurance for me every day.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Why are people on reality shows never there to make friends? Someone says it on all of them. I reckon there should be a reality show where the only prize is the friends you make along the way.

This should have more prominence on Stuff I reckon: www.tickaroo.com/e/GfwHxZPXVX...

The bird-blindness gag in Peacemaker S2 is sending me.

Your tax dollars at work. Disgusting.

Yeah this. Weekly hire movies for a dollar (NZ, so what, 50c US?), and a wicked back catalog, hidden gems and old faves, the chance to buy old DVDs and games outright for cheap. Sometimes they didn't have exactly what you wanted? Can say the same thing for streaming.

Upper Hutt right now