You've piloted your last stone temple

I wish he'd done it Jay & Silent Bob style.

Got told I had to be full time in the office for this job but just found out the guy they hired after me gets 2 days a week wfh.

Don't think I've ever been more unimpressed about having to leave the house.

A friend was telling me recently that they’ve had to tell their recruitment agency to ease up on the AI screening as NONE of the applicants were getting through! Computer says no so much they couldn’t even get people for interviews… Insanity

Carl Sagan would be proud

Where are you at mentally, with a song youtu.be/gstSnp1yLLE?...

The more I think about this, the worse it gets. He's basically saying: "What good is it if a kiwi cures cancer if we can't monetise it?" "Why did Rutherford bother splitting the atom if it didn't make him a trillionaire?" What a peen.

'why are we not using this faddish and increasingly overpriced technology that send money overseas and produces a summary of the existing concept space, and also why are we not innovating' I feel like the latter question is multiply answered by the existence of the former

Just gonna sit here and wait for the media to roast them for a big nothing policy that is something banks already offer.

This should say type of, not knife of. Yay typos.

Saying a bill will kill workers but you're going to support it anyway is peak NZ First.

Sometimes I think I'm clairvoyant, but then I remember I'm just old and pay attention to things.

Emotional rollercoaster: Email from Iron Maiden mailing list about prime day sale: down, I hate Amazon Check it out anyway: up, this selection is awesome! Click on a few things: down, nothing ships to NZ Close the browser: up, I just saved myself a fortune and Bezos doesn't get my money!

Man I love custard

Safer than Lecterwatch

Watch how little this changes anything

Pen pineapple apple pen

@yeehawtheboys.bsky.social is it bad form to point out a typo?

Viewer email into Breakfast this morning described the Greens' tax plan as "like Robin Hood, taking from the rich and giving to the poor", and my dude, that was not the dunk you thought it was. Like fucking duh.

I am not a political strategist, but I would have liked to see them lead with "tax cuts for most" rather than "here's a bunch of new taxes". But that's just me.

Me, trying to choose something to watch: "8 episodes almost an hour each? I'm not sure I can make that kind of time commitment". Also me: "Must be time for that MCU rewatch".

No Kirifi are you fucking kidding me Rennie?

Not a soccer guy, but that looked like a good goal. Was that a good goal?

I heard Chloe will be turning up to funerals with an eft-pos machine.

Remind me what party Tova leads again? Shit framing from the state broadcaster.

OMG

Left my headphones at home so kill me now I guess.

Focused on the future = we don't have a clue what to do now to make things better so we're praying for a miracle we can claim we engineered.

Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons image

"Can't people see how much money they've achieved in funnelling to us?"

Get him to wear a National party t-shirt next

Mackenzie is never going to want to come to Wellington again eh

Has anybody checked on @johnjcampbell.bsky.social ?

Stan Walker at half time

D.Mac having a mare in the Wellington wind.

Can anyone recommend a data recovery service? 🙏 🤞 RTs appreciated 👍

Yep. I would legit love to know if anyone can point to the best time in their life and have a freakin clue what the govt debt level was at the time.

Going to the rugby tonight, if you were wondering why the weather was so bad.

Did we pay for his porn this time or nah?

How long can I let this tea brew before I'm deemed to have abandoned my employment?

Clerk of the House David Wilson reveals that half of all the submissions received by Parliament in the last 30 years were received in this term of Parliament.

My superpowers are dropping milk bottle lids and losing bread tags.

Misspelled "Health & Safety" as "Health & Sadety", and that's kind of the opposite.