Actually played my guitar tonight, as I needed to seek refuge from the lounge while my wife is watching MAFSAU. Might even toughen up the old fingers again if it goes on long enough!

I could really use a break from the stupidest timeline.

Wait, they have five captains each? #Superbowl

Oh thank God he's just doing the anthem, I thought Charile Puth was gonna be doing the Paul Walker song from F&F6.

All I know is @misswhanau.bsky.social has been gone five minutes and the new lot are already filling the ocean with literal shit. 🤷‍♂️

Pats are running on to Crazy Train and I'm choking up over Ozzy again.

AHAHA they actually did it! #GreenDay #AmericanIdiot #Superbowl

Some times I wish I'd taken better care of my hearing, other times the PM is being interviewed on TV.

Nothing quite like walking out of the supermarket having spent $300+ and feeling like you got next to nothing for it.

At the Martinborough fair for the first time in ages.

Having way more fun with The Wrecking Crew than I expected. Pretty sure it qualifies as a NZ movie... 😂

Another day, another "thanks but we have other candidates whose skills better align with the blah blah blah fuck"

Lesser known bangers for headbangers

Interesting timing

One lesson from the Epstein–Mandelson affair is that we need to stop routinely rehabilitating political careers after serious scandals. When politicians knowingly engage in grave ethical wrongdoing, that should permanently end their political careers. Being "talented" should not override that.

Lyrics full of shout outs and Easter eggs open.spotify.com/track/5Qv8SU...

Just Saturday and Sunday? I thought this was every day right now.

Today I learned that Stevie Salas contributed music and also Rufus' shredding to Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. 🤯

...horrifying message without context, thank you

Oh good grief I was

"The market will provide"

Pfft, Nic Cage and Travolta did this in the 90s

The only Grammy news I care about.

Watching Breakfast and Wendy Petrie talking about missing out on Linkin Park tickets. Did not see that coming.

My favourite Bluesky posts are the ones addressed directly to the reader, chastising them for doing something that nobody on Bluesky is actually doing.

Tangential, but this reminds me of the time that I was waiting to do a passport thing at DIA and they came out and said "will anyone be witness to a wedding" and I volunteered and I got to be part of a beautiful union and then they moved me to the front of the queue afterwards. Such a win/win.

All Quite on the Shitposting Front

Guillermo del Toro: www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2017/02/15/d...

Wait, you're telling me *Flesh Gordon* got a freakin sequel and I can't even have Dredd 2?

Terrible news to wake up to 😢

Cool, Shane Jones is being a dick again so every second post in my feed is the same picture of him and his stupid hat because of all the quote posts and reposts. 🤦‍♂️ There has to be a better way.

Robert Englund and Michael Jai White have joined the Auckland Armageddon line up and the kids are having to twist my arm less and less to get me to take them. Now I just need a job so I can afford it!

Counterpoint: handing out KFC is the most useful thing he's ever actually done.

Judging by the crowd at Boneface tonight, shitty moustaches are back in vogue with the young folk.

A fly just landed on the inside of my glasses and then couldn't figure out where to go and just bounced between my glasses and my eye.

Bold of you to assume I liked what I just read

"Looks like I'm the only one here"

My Rookie-obsessed kids are insisting that we go to Auckland Armageddon. I am ok with this.

Do you think he knows what he's doing? I think he knows.

Kinda surprised about this, clearly everyone is united in not watching her movie.

More like Ewwdith Collins, amirite?

I think we just misunderstood, they actually said they want to fux the basics (some more)

What are the alternatives to Kindle? I wouldn't mind an e-reader but would prefer not to give Amazon money.

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

"Insiders question launch strategy" The question being, "why did we launch this?"

Once again begging HR departments not to make me retype the shit that's already in my CV and cover letter into your online recruitment tool.

me: *visits a new website* the website: *allow/deny notifications widget* the website: *cookies settings bar* the website: *gives us your email for free newsletter and—* me: *closes website*

And nothing ever will 🤫