In today’s NZ Herald #nzpol

first actual skeet lol, i made you a lil strategic voting guide combining all the best people’s resources rimu.substack.com/the-status-quo-is-voting-are-you

Three Dave Dobbyns plucked from different eras, brought to the distant future to save the world from demons! Singing songs and slaying hellspawns, it's Dave Dobbyn: Demon Hunter! You can also grab a print of this poster here: danielvernon.bigcartel.com

Cool! You're adding in some conditions right? Global acts must have local support acts? Ticket fee must be fair and capped? Hire local technicians? Right????

don't forget that David Seymour is the only MP in the last decade who has openly implied he wanted a Ministry bombed

Labour aren’t the life raft they think they are. I talk more about this over at my substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/labours-fe...

With the music biopic making a comeback in cinemas, I take some creative liberties in telling the story of one of the country's greatest performers. I present to you, the mostly fictional, outlandishly exaggerated, at times humanly impossible, and completely unauthorised Prince Tui Teka Story!

Digital equity exists when everyone can access and effectively use digital technologies so as to participate in our society, democracy, and economy. tomorrow is #NoTechDay, an important cause to use people power to help bring awareness to the digital inequity in New Zealand: www.notechday.nz

Mad Max: Fury Road User Charges. I dive deep into the future of New Zealand, reporting on the Treaty of Ponsonby, the Supermarket Citadel, and Chris Hipkins over at my substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/mad-max-fu...

In my post today I gave my pal Molly, and incredible and passionate teacher, the space to share what teachers and children actually need from education reforms. It’s a sobering and blunt read, but well worth it: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/a-teachers...

How getting New Zealand Back on track is going: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/luxon-fina...

Since June 2023 we have: - Cut the Minimum Wage twice in real terms - Removed the living wage from government contracts - Brought back 90 day trials - Ended Fair Pay Agreements - Cancelled 33 live Pay Equity Claims - Given $10bn tax cuts for landlords and businesses

WHERE MY WOKE HOTTIES AT?!

Real life, actual events that were playing out in airports across the globe were have finally been stopped, thanks to our laser-focused government! I talk more about scapegoating Māori and culture war dog whistling over at my substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/evidence-b...

Doodling and the art of the sale on Sir Michael Hill’s superyacht

"Dropkicks" and Prisoners Deserve the Right to Vote, I dive into this over at my substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/dropkicks-...

Need a report on the effects of the Supermarket duopoly? Open your letterbox. I talk in depth about the lack of meaningful policy around supermarket pricing over at my substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/need-a-rep...

NZ joins the UK, and 24 other countries, in saying the war in Gaza ‘must end now’ My #cartoon today #NZpol

A detailed look into the DARK SECRET looming behind the Labubu craze…

You didn’t see THAT coming now DID YOU United Nations. I talk more about Seymour’s FLAWLESS defence over at my Substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/david-seym...

I have managed the impossible. I have made a comic about LABUBUS that is both a HORROR comic and has a strong political message. Exclusive for paid subscribers to my Substack, treat yourself: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/an-exclusi...

Quiet quitting isn’t just for overworked minimum wage workers anymore! It’s also for underwhelming men with exorbitant amounts of wealth! Read the full book pitch here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/announcing...

A Pitch for a new political best-seller! The Adventures of Hipkins: The Plight for Promising Policy! Read he full pitch here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/the-advent...

Solved: the sensible solution to Spotify and the overall ethics of music streaming 🫡 read more here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/solved-the...

You’ll NEVER guess why they are pushing this through, but I solve it over at my substack, which you can read for free here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/food-in-a-...

DEAR SLIM, I WROTE YOU, BUT YOU STILL AIN'T CALLIN' I LEFT MY CELL, MY PAGER, AND MY HOME PHONE AT THE BOTTOM www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3607...

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Launched in 2001, LEGO Bionicles were a multi-million dollar hit for a company that was was bleeding money. But Bionicles was also a missed opportunity to introduce te reo Māori to a whole generation, a language it “borrowed” from to build its branding. open.substack.com/pub/yeehawth...

It doesn’t matter if their death is getting fast tracked by the government, Kea Heaven is incredible ☁️🦜☁️

New Paid Subscriber exclusive comic up on my Substack! A deep dive into 'Special School Guests', such as Harold the Giraffe, and drug awareness assemblies. As well as the general anxieties of school! Read the full comic here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/a-deep-div...

My final RSB comic for Greenpeace! An updated Coat of Arms for a corporate-run country. Only four more days to make a submission: www.greenpeace.org/aotearoa/sto...

The Regulatory Standards Bill creates an expectation that if governments act in the public interest, they would have to pay out corporations whose 'property rights' are affected. In short, corporations could demand compensation any time the government tries to protect people or the planet.

If the Regulatory Standards Bill passes, Native birds would be better protected if they were registered as businesses! Cheers to @greenpeace.org.nz for commissioning this one! For tips on how to make your submission against the bill, here's a handy guide: www.greenpeace.org/aotearoa/sto...

Hey NZ Labour. Don't give Luxon the chance to grandstand in the house by throwing him a question about it, like you did with the Vance article and BVV. Get on the tiles tomorrow, commit to updating the Crimes Act. Take the lead in fixing the gap in the law. LEAD THE CHANGE.

DARTZ walked away with two awards at the Aotearoa Music Awards today! Best Rock Artist and best Music Video. Proud of the boys and Rollyz for walking up the stage in a moon boot twice to accept the awards 🫡

This will be one of the most remembered images of the Gaza genocide, and there have been so many images and stories of #IsraeliCrimes

DARTZ played Manchester and stayed with an incredible woman who has opened her home to touring musicians since 2003, musicians such as Sufjan Stevens, The National, Joanna Newsom, Big Thief, St. Vincent and even Michael Cera. Read about it here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/the-manche...

Get to tying those bootstraps bottom feeders! I go on a wee rant about the budget over at my Substack, which you can read for free here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/the-pull-y...

Introducing the new and improved bird of the year 2025!

Together we must be united as a country make the necessary sacrifices during these hard times so we can help pay for these landlord tax cuts! 🫡✊ yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/actively-e...

Fan of the comics? I deliver exclusive long-form comics exclusive to my Substack for Paid Subscribers! Including new ‘Slices of Heaven’ stories, and a new monthly comic launching in May called ‘She-La: Battle Bogan!’ Hear the full pitch here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/state-of-t...

Opening up a couple of commission slots to kill time on the road during tour! Prices below, if you’re wanting something more complicated/more figures, I can quote ya! Only five slots open, flick me a DM if you are keen!

And now, flawless arguments from the most pressing issue facing voters during a cost of living crisis.

A new paid-subscriber exclusive comic is now up on my Substack! It’s a deep dive into the brutal reality of the Lolly Scramble! yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/the-horror...

It's a new DARTZ day! Our new song, 'Moving to Melbourne,' is out now on all streaming platforms. You can check out the green screen fever dream music video below! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeNH...

Want to see the pretty harmless cartoon that inspired a bunch of DMs and emails like this? Then grab a one way ticket for the Waitangi Gravy train and check out my latest post on my Substack! Free to read here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/seymour-ev...

Safe to say, DARTZ killed it at Homegrown

An EXCLUSIVE look at the revamped School Lunch Programme! I dive deeper on this over at my Substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/an-exclusi...

Super proud of the boys to be nominated! Proud of the work we did here.

How running the country like a company is going. I talk more about this over at my Substack, which you can read for free here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/how-runnin...