He's desperate to give off the Illusion of leadership by making his problems and people disappear!

Congrats on Winston Peters and Co on winning the war on work (unemployment at 5.3%)!

Cheney died, and Zohran Mamdani won the NYC mayoral election, all on my BIRTHDAY. What a gift.

If you, or someone you know has come into contact with Seymour, please isolate for 7 days. Read more here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/the-other-...

“Climate change isn’t suddenly going to slow down and ‘match our speed’; it isn’t going to wait for us, it is so far ahead of us and lapping us like a kid in bike shorts setting a new record at cross-country.” Read more: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/breaking-l...

Wellington. For one night only. We’re bringing our infamous music quiz back to San Fran. This Tuesday. 7:30pm. Register a team with the link below: bit.ly/Excellent-Mu...

Come on FENZ get Fire(fighter) wise!! Support your local firefighters on strike this Friday! Sticking for safer working conditions and fair pay! Talk more over at my substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/come-on-gu...

🚨 Nurses, doctors, teachers listen up 🚨There isn’t a bottomless well of taxpayer money!! Unless you are a landlord, big tobacco or big oil. I talk more about this over at my substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/luxon-tell...

The boys are back in town(s): smokedartz.com/tour

My latest Substack may take people by surprise as it features no comics. It’s a frank discussion about deciding to stay on Substack, our relationship/expectations with the arts/artists in the age of social media, exhaustion, and fear, and the reality of creating content that features on these apps:

The reveal that we should have expected, but disappointed us nevertheless, I dive deeper into this over at my Substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/genocide-r...

FOOKIN EMBARRASSING THE LOT OF YAS

In today’s NZ Herald #nzpol

first actual skeet lol, i made you a lil strategic voting guide combining all the best people’s resources rimu.substack.com/the-status-quo-is-voting-are-you

Three Dave Dobbyns plucked from different eras, brought to the distant future to save the world from demons! Singing songs and slaying hellspawns, it's Dave Dobbyn: Demon Hunter! You can also grab a print of this poster here: danielvernon.bigcartel.com

Cool! You're adding in some conditions right? Global acts must have local support acts? Ticket fee must be fair and capped? Hire local technicians? Right????

don't forget that David Seymour is the only MP in the last decade who has openly implied he wanted a Ministry bombed

Labour aren’t the life raft they think they are. I talk more about this over at my substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/labours-fe...

With the music biopic making a comeback in cinemas, I take some creative liberties in telling the story of one of the country's greatest performers. I present to you, the mostly fictional, outlandishly exaggerated, at times humanly impossible, and completely unauthorised Prince Tui Teka Story!

Digital equity exists when everyone can access and effectively use digital technologies so as to participate in our society, democracy, and economy. tomorrow is #NoTechDay, an important cause to use people power to help bring awareness to the digital inequity in New Zealand: www.notechday.nz

Mad Max: Fury Road User Charges. I dive deep into the future of New Zealand, reporting on the Treaty of Ponsonby, the Supermarket Citadel, and Chris Hipkins over at my substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/mad-max-fu...

In my post today I gave my pal Molly, and incredible and passionate teacher, the space to share what teachers and children actually need from education reforms. It’s a sobering and blunt read, but well worth it: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/a-teachers...

How getting New Zealand Back on track is going: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/luxon-fina...

Since June 2023 we have: - Cut the Minimum Wage twice in real terms - Removed the living wage from government contracts - Brought back 90 day trials - Ended Fair Pay Agreements - Cancelled 33 live Pay Equity Claims - Given $10bn tax cuts for landlords and businesses

WHERE MY WOKE HOTTIES AT?!

Real life, actual events that were playing out in airports across the globe were have finally been stopped, thanks to our laser-focused government! I talk more about scapegoating Māori and culture war dog whistling over at my substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/evidence-b...

Doodling and the art of the sale on Sir Michael Hill’s superyacht

"Dropkicks" and Prisoners Deserve the Right to Vote, I dive into this over at my substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/dropkicks-...

Need a report on the effects of the Supermarket duopoly? Open your letterbox. I talk in depth about the lack of meaningful policy around supermarket pricing over at my substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/need-a-rep...

NZ joins the UK, and 24 other countries, in saying the war in Gaza ‘must end now’ My #cartoon today #NZpol

A detailed look into the DARK SECRET looming behind the Labubu craze…

You didn’t see THAT coming now DID YOU United Nations. I talk more about Seymour’s FLAWLESS defence over at my Substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/david-seym...

I have managed the impossible. I have made a comic about LABUBUS that is both a HORROR comic and has a strong political message. Exclusive for paid subscribers to my Substack, treat yourself: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/an-exclusi...

Quiet quitting isn’t just for overworked minimum wage workers anymore! It’s also for underwhelming men with exorbitant amounts of wealth! Read the full book pitch here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/announcing...

A Pitch for a new political best-seller! The Adventures of Hipkins: The Plight for Promising Policy! Read he full pitch here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/the-advent...

Solved: the sensible solution to Spotify and the overall ethics of music streaming 🫡 read more here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/solved-the...

You’ll NEVER guess why they are pushing this through, but I solve it over at my substack, which you can read for free here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/food-in-a-...

DEAR SLIM, I WROTE YOU, BUT YOU STILL AIN'T CALLIN' I LEFT MY CELL, MY PAGER, AND MY HOME PHONE AT THE BOTTOM www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3607...

Do you like comics and silly cartoons? LOVE supporting the arts? Then you should become a paid subscriber to my Substack! Twice-weekly you'll receive exclusive comics and articles directly to your inbox, PLUS full access to the four-year archive! Go on, treat yourself: yeehawtheboys.substack.com

Launched in 2001, LEGO Bionicles were a multi-million dollar hit for a company that was was bleeding money. But Bionicles was also a missed opportunity to introduce te reo Māori to a whole generation, a language it “borrowed” from to build its branding. open.substack.com/pub/yeehawth...

It doesn’t matter if their death is getting fast tracked by the government, Kea Heaven is incredible ☁️🦜☁️

New Paid Subscriber exclusive comic up on my Substack! A deep dive into 'Special School Guests', such as Harold the Giraffe, and drug awareness assemblies. As well as the general anxieties of school! Read the full comic here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/a-deep-div...

My final RSB comic for Greenpeace! An updated Coat of Arms for a corporate-run country. Only four more days to make a submission: www.greenpeace.org/aotearoa/sto...

The Regulatory Standards Bill creates an expectation that if governments act in the public interest, they would have to pay out corporations whose 'property rights' are affected. In short, corporations could demand compensation any time the government tries to protect people or the planet.

If the Regulatory Standards Bill passes, Native birds would be better protected if they were registered as businesses! Cheers to @greenpeace.org.nz for commissioning this one! For tips on how to make your submission against the bill, here's a handy guide: www.greenpeace.org/aotearoa/sto...

DARTZ walked away with two awards at the Aotearoa Music Awards today! Best Rock Artist and best Music Video. Proud of the boys and Rollyz for walking up the stage in a moon boot twice to accept the awards 🫡

This will be one of the most remembered images of the Gaza genocide, and there have been so many images and stories of #IsraeliCrimes

DARTZ played Manchester and stayed with an incredible woman who has opened her home to touring musicians since 2003, musicians such as Sufjan Stevens, The National, Joanna Newsom, Big Thief, St. Vincent and even Michael Cera. Read about it here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/the-manche...

Get to tying those bootstraps bottom feeders! I go on a wee rant about the budget over at my Substack, which you can read for free here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/the-pull-y...