New research by Auckland Transport has found Jesus actually spent 33 days in the cave

Thank unions for this long weekend actually, thank unions for weekends. Period. #nzpol The best time to join a union was yesterday, the next best time is today. union.org.nz/find-your-un...

I’m a massive fan of @bodycartoon.bsky.social’s take on him 🤣🤣🤣

This table brings out points in a bit more detail. Hope this helps NZ'ers understand where they sit in relation to what the UK, and Australia have been informed by their leaders around what the coming weeks, and months will bring. He waka eke noa, but those already vulnerable will be hit hardest.

NASA responded to one Terrible Maps’ terrible maps, and it is glorious.

I want to remind NZ that one reason we were the last to get the covid vaccines is that we are a small country with very low trading influence and power. If you think we're going to be anywhere near the front of the line for the 80% of fuel left in the world, think again.

Watch DT???

This is what social media is meant to be about.

Watch Trump without Trump - I have a pen. A Trump quote without his voice or face, unedited and 💯 accurate by @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social. These are the Mad King's words 👀 ⬇️

. Just so everyone remembers . . . . .

Must watch. Tears are optional, appreciation for doggos mandatory.

I love when he accidentally tells the truth!

one example off FB

I sell drugs to get your cat high. Available in loose-leaf catnip, 100% biodegradable Fluffy Ball catnip toys, or as a DIY catnip toy craft kit. I also support repairs and have a tutorial on how to repair your cat toys, and sell the tool you need to do it. I haven't had a first customer yet.

Reasons why WFH is better than the office: #5663 Air fried chips, with melted cheddar and crispy chilli oil.

If Pamela Jo Bondi won't disseminate evidence of Donald Trump's horrible crimes, we can. Below is the declaration of one of his victims. She alleges that when she was 13 years old, Trump repeatedly raped and beat her. Trump also threatened her and her family with death if she told anyone.

Ambulances - communism Fire Engines - communism Public Transport to take pressure of stocks by moving people with less fuel per person - communism Farmers at Harvest time (a narrow window of time) - communism

Not yet. We need to get EVERYBODY enrolled first. To counter the klown anti-democracy laws...

This is Apartheid. It's morally disgusting - and comes at the same time as Israel is committing an ongoing genocide. To see the Labour Government defend Israel repeatedly will horrify the British public - it cannot go on like this.

"Stop overreacting, they're never going to do that."

Sounds like the current coalition Government in New Zealand. Peoples lives, livelihoods, health & safety at work and in ECEs, equitable healthcare, all healthcare. Te Tiriti, pay equity…the list goes on - all smashed by a collective group of political Toms and Daisys. Worst of the worst #nzpol

Chris Bishop believes that making EVs more affordable was helping the rich, while making them less affordable was helping the poor. Nicola Willis believes that buying good ferries for $$$ is bad and buying inferior ferries for more $$$ is better. The Nats’ economic brilliance strikes again. #nzpol

They are to be celebrated for their dedication to the constitution and to the values they swore to uphold.....

BREAKING: Israel has confirmed its soldiers will not be joining the US in the ground invasion of Iran, due to the concern that they would have to fight grown men, rather than unarmed women and children

2). “Remember these two criminals. Leigh R. Tate, the commander, and Jeffrey E. York, the executive officer of the USS Spruance, who ordered the launch of Tomahawk missiles three times, killing 168 innocent children at a school in Minab.

Have any NZ journalists, let alone outlets, yet spoken out to condemn Israel's repeated and coordinated assassination of journalists over the last 3 years? It has been one of the more telling absurdities of this time that western media workers don't even advocate for their *colleagues* anymore.

Remember how when it was in opposition the govt kept saying how Jacinda was only good as a crisis leader & not a manger? Well right now I’d like to see more crisis leadership & a lot less managerialism frankly #nzpol #supplyChains #fuel #RuralIsolation #electrification #renewables #leadership

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

Sorry to be a Danny Downer, but this is some interesting reading One summary is, unsurprisingly, the government could be doing far better. energyandresilience.substack.com/p/every-coun...

Cries in New Zealander … www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Ton of locals making use of the free parking at the @aucklandcouncil.bsky.social Culture Festival in Mt Roskill. Also - just had the best banh mi I had in aaaaaages

There are currently 7 fuel tankers with a combined 431109 DWT bound for NZ according to AIS. No changes in the last 24 hours. #newzealand #nznews #nzpol

If you haven’t snooped pepperraccoon.com for a while, maybe check it out? I make beautiful NZ-themed nature apparel, enamel pins, and stickers, and I ship everywhere except the US

Your periodic reminder that there is a website that lets you listen to local radio stations anywhere in the world This is honestly one of the coolest inventions ever, imo. Global access to hyper-local imagined communities

Breakwater, shot on a DJI Mavic Pro 4. Timeline cleanse for a Friday. #postyourart #seawaterheals

Activists have been putting up these signs around the Fairford Airbase from which the US is bombing Iran. Lets not let their activism go to waste.

Think Stormies are just faceless, indoctrinated goons? .. Think again. Come follow the hilarious and often thought-provoking antics of a team of Stormtroopers as they find themselves in unbelievable situations throughout the original #StarWars trilogy. #LikeCommentSub #ForTheEmpire

Iranian state media released LEGO style animated videos mocking Trump and Netanyahu.🥴

Our McPresident is not well

Most honest reporting in the past few weeks.

Perfect.

Here’s part one of Rabea Santjer’a story. Massive respect to her for being willing to have her name suppression lifted so she could speak publicly.

My cartoon in today's www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3609... On Sunday Winston performed his State of the Nation speech... all the greatest hits you could imagine. His obsession with the term '𝗪𝗢𝗞𝗘 𝗔𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗔' really is getting a bit old and tired now... #NzPol #Caricature #WinstonPeters #Woke #Cartoon

Very sobering. Pulls together a few threads on the impact of the Government's economic policy or more accurately lack of it.

Whenever you see Tom umbrella'ing you have to repost. That's the rules.

My wee marn gave me a flower