i feel myself becoming evil again is this pmdd or is it just The Horrors

crowd funding for my next fanfic which i intend to make so utterly regionally specific that no-one from the uk (where the fic dudes are from) can read it give me hyper specific wellington/nz concepts pls

walked all the way to the fish & chip shop (first proper walk outside solo), got fish & chips, nearly ended up on my ass cause my blood sugar was in the trenches, got back home and remembered my appetite has shrunk and i don't even really like fish and chips all of this is great

fringe fest is cool cause its like constant targeted facebook ads of a bunch of people who owe me money and a bunch of people ive had weird homosocial relationships with for like FOUR STRAIGHT WEEKS

RNZB MACBETH!!! SEXY!! BLOODY!! HOMOEROTIC!! ROCK OPERA!!!! RUN TO IT AND SEE IT

Longest walk ive done since I broke the dang thing 5 weeks tomorrow Fuck me that was incredibly hard

most accessible food places in the welly cbd? - i am on crutches - ability to walk distance is minimal, needs to be near easy places for uber to pull in - no stairs - open during the day mon - not a massive walk across lino/slippery floors to get to seats/counter (slipping is my biggest fear rn)

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

therapy is fuckin expensive but it is by far the best thing ive ever done for myself so much mental clarity

Wait you're mad at me? Sir or madam I will have you know that I am a dipshit, that anger is entirely a waste of your time and energy.

the thing about the chatgpt 4o-5 migration where terminally online women are losing their AI boyfriends to a systems update is that it is the easiest thing in the WORLD to find real internet men to RP daddy domming or whatever to get you off. arguably too easy. why not do that

EUGH i am tired of being such a pussy, the weather has been great to go out for the last few days and i'm still too scared that i'll slip with the stupid stupid leg HATE THIS

hey baby are you a metlink bus cause i know you only cum occasionally #valentinesday #killme

Yet tomorrow is human fuck season

a handy guide if you (men) are planning on sending sexy pics to someone this valentine's season 1 - only send it if they want to see it 2 - your sexy pic shouldn't look like a cryptid photo, have some self respect

Post a banger that is not in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGne...

Renting in Aotearoa NZ? Please fill in the survey; if nothing else the results will help me with council decision-making! Own your home? Please share it widely to get max responses.

being ancillary to someone dying is so fucking weird I simultaneously do not feel that im prioritizing him enough but also there's nothing I can do? so im just playing video games and hoping he doesnt die before i can walk again fuckin weird

IT'S FEBRUARY 2026. THE RAIL ENABLED HYUNDAI FERRIES FOR I REX WERE MEANT TO ARRIVE BY NOW. Instead we have no rail enabled ferries, the two we have are clunky as fuck, and there will be no replacement ferries until 2029 at the earliest.

A few months back belen had this incredible gochujang garlic pull apart bread i couldnt stop thinking about and have since discontinued it so anyway I made some

the concept of 'women can't be horny' is hilarious to me, i've been privy to obscene erotic sins from gals in various discord servers that surpass anything i've ever EVER been sent by a man

good evening to the man on certain dating app who after chatting for ages about my pretty significant inability to walk at the moment was like "come out with me this weekend" buddy pls

quite a few of the boys i write fic about have mullets and they're modern and they suit the characters but there's nothing less erotic than writing "you bury a hand in his soft mullet"

dad's in hospital and probably won't be coming back out, and all i have to hope is when he does die it'll be after i can properly walk again 2026 is shaping up to be a really great one

another four weeks in the moonboot and crutches what on earth do i do on valentine's day to both stave off my melancholy and monumental lack of play that is possible for a wobbly legged dipshit

acc taxi service is cool because it's like what if instead of being a useful and viable product where you can book online and track where your taxi is like other taxi companies, why don't i instead go fuck myself

i would simply like my brain to stop trying to KILL ME

if i still can't walk on valentine's day i fear am going to go crazy stuck in my house while everyone i know is both able to walk and out with their partners

okay so the ideal thing i want out of wednesday's fracture appointment is that i can start walking again but failing that FINGERS CROSSED they'll replace my dressings with solely waterproof ones cause trying to shower covered in gauze SUCKS SO BAD

STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely

i have never hated something more than gdocs' new "help me write" ai feature fuck OFF gemini i am the writer, not some computer spitting out stolen garbage fuck AI, fuck OFF

Deep drag on cigarette "Just when I think I'm out... they pull me back in."

Kirikiriroa/ Hamilton folks. It would be great to have a strong show of support for Te Huia this Sunday 2pm at Hamilton Frankton Station. A key decision is coming up in a couple of weeks on extending the trial by another year and your support could help get this across the line.

shout out to the locum GP who tried to convince me to NOT get a covid vaccine for reasons of ???????? like my guy i work in a profession where people are constantly breathing in my face

what do we reckon is the easiest cinema to get to accessibility wise in wellington asking for me, who is going crazy in their home

You too can get moderately ok at embroidery if you suddenly have a lot of free time 💀

last election i travelled nearly as far as i possibly could within greater wellington to vote (to martinborough) to prove a point about our voting system skyuni123.medium.com/i-traveled-8... do i do it again for 2026

i know the thing about breaking a bone is you're in survival mode, you need to rest and just keep yourself alive but i can't train at the moment after months of like ballet and pilates and long hikes and i am going crazy scratching at the walls and NOTHING will STOP IT

new zealand was a 200 year long experiment and has since been concluded, please do not venture below 34 south

lots of short dudes have been expressing their interest in me of late and that's fine and flattering but simultaneously like my guy i am five seven, very broad and my thighs/calves are muscled as fuck and weigh more than you are you really sure

i cannot abide pregnancy being one of the main plots in world-ending apocalypse movies like i don't care if it's sort of realistic, it's a hack plot, GET IT TOGETHER especially in A Quiet Place, you know you're dangerously fertile, find OTHER WAYS TO FUCK

didnt expect the sinners c plot to be about eating pussy

some top tips for rental scooters in pōneke so u can live ur best life riding them while i cant

watching the movie of this and i DO NOT know why they chose to move it to auckland, pōneke is basically a second character in the novel, it makes zero sense. also i wish we'd cast kiwis for things instead of trying to shape american accents badly

one of the joys of having a broken limb in pōneke is that appointments are often in kenepuru (a faff to get to) in a ward that's also a faff to get to, so in the end you've done like 3k steps and they're all on crutches

i am unbearably tired of this moonboot and unbelievably overstimulated by the sounds in my apartment building and it has been THREE DAYS i am going to itch out of my skin

And you should make sure you’re registered to vote NOW. They’re trying to disenfranchise as many voters as possible by stopping same day enrolments or enrolments after the 26th of October. But do it before the 7th of October which I believe is Writ day. Just to be sure.

got my meds got a curry back in my own house everything sucks but my friends are the best people there are

you really forgot orthopaedics is the closest medical specialty to an extreme sport until the nerve blockers wear off and you remember that they literally hammer rods etc into you i feel like ive been beaten up