a great time to bring back this article i wrote for the 2023 election I travelled 80km to vote in the General Election and here's why medium.com/@skyuni123/i...

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improv fest is happening! i am having a blast but also screaming internally from many things a lot of the time! (no one's fault)

popping mean bottles the moment the gordon wilson flats start getting demoed

i am getting THE STEAM TRAIN HOME FOR CHRISTMAS 😊

why do therapists make it so hard to find competent ones!! why are all their websites so ugly!!! it's not a secret, why does it feel like they're trying to make it one!

the bummer about these shows is that i can't even aspire to be famous enough to go on them cause they don't let you if you have a dance history and i've danced for TWENTY FIVE YEARS

both Strictly and Dancing With the Stars (US) are currently running so i'm morphing into my final form guy who's only ok at three ballroom styles but will judge the hell out of others

if there's a rapture on tuesday ill be fuckin annoyed cause ive really hustled for the improv fest this year

i am now 29

the horniness of being very flexible is quite quickly overruled by the distinct unhorniness of being very breakable like yeah i can bend in pretty interesting ways but will you pay for my physio after the fact? prolly not!

need to find a lover who wants to hear me talk about my 36 special curated google mymaps i've made

been watching back old stuff of mine for the last lil while and I was so hard on how I looked back then but like my god girlie you were fine

constantly baffled by the people in my life who've never had to protest. wdym you've never had to stand up for your rights in any capacity? what do you mean????

no one is coming to wellington to see the city to sea bridge

a play of mine is not being staged fully in the USA in a few weeks time (they doin a reading instead) because of the company's fears about the safety of their actors in the current political climate (it's a queer play with some intimacy) and fuck we are so lucky to live where we do

this is the last time I will wear a dress this year also went early birthday dinner at dockside and it was sick

the reaction to tom phillips is FUCKED wdym 'he was just being a good dad/teaching his kids survival skills' i got survival skills from being in girl guides and i didn't have the added bonus of having to navigate getting my period in the forest in a fuckin lean-to

wellington dinner restaurants down lambton end of town fancy enough for my birthday ideally a warm outdoor area help

VERY COOL to get to light this show this week, probs the prettiest design ive ever done! it's a gorgeous chonky solo show with a massive rig and expansive design in all aspects 45 mins part of TAHI Festival on till sat: bats.co.nz/whats-on/the...

LOOK AT THE PRETTY LIGHTS IVE DESIGNED THIS WEEK

ACC do u reckon they'll cover me for an old injury that's flared and worsened through new circumstances? i fucked my knee in 2023 and it's been fine but genuinely all the climbing ive been doing for lighting shiz has absolutely ruined it

CURVY REDHEAD FUCKED HARD AND RAW BY THE THEATRE INDUSTRY

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it's actually been fabulous working on a youth show this week. they're so uncynical about theatremaking and having a blast on stage - i kinda miss that time

🧵 hello anyone have any specific memories of the foibles and the secret bits of these pōneke cinemas that they'd be willing to share: - paramount (closed 2019) - cinerama (closed 1987) - academy (closed 1985) - rialto (closed 1990) - hoyts (2007) - readings (closed 2019) - any of the cbd others

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hello please give me book recommendations (ideally that are available on Libby) i have so much time spent travelling/without much ability to do else except read at the moment and need some new books my goodreads in in the screenshots for examples

I get the capital connection alert texts cause I commute to palmy vaguely often and just????? ???????

by the end of september i will have done 40 different arts projects this year 🙃

ok i need your help what are some great pre-show playlist songs* that are totally appropriate for a youth audience (so no swearing, no sexy stuff, etc) my usuals are a lot of charli xcx/kesha/doja cat which doesn't fit the brief, would you believe! *energetic, making you jam, getting you hyped

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oh man post show blues + the weight of everything happening in september + being mistreated at a gig is hmm weighing me DOWN

i have the honor(?) of being an part of the council debates we're running at uni this week! thread lambton-pukehīnau debate yesterday Geordie the clear standout, Dan dodged a question about the climate emergency, a large number of the people were landlords, and I got back behind the big followcam

hm i love being an artist and having to go for legal advice it's my favourite thing to do do you love being fucked i sure love being fucked

it has occurred to me this may be a neurodiversity

actively chopping vegetables for dinner telling myself "don't get bored, don't get bored" over and over and over

i would be unstoppable if i could focus on one SINGLE THING AT A TIME but instead it all has to be is sixteen dang things at once

fic writing stats are off the fuckin chain for 2025 baby!

when it happens... I will be online ALL day. cancel my appointments. hold my calls. "what were you doing when you found out?" my grandchildren will ask. "the posts, children, I was reading the posts!!" I'll say, and we'll all crowd around my scrapbook containing the best ones

we did a season so many mild injuries very nearly pashed many times gay panicked multiple people so much beetroot blood my first full length scripted show since 2020 feeling fuckin GREAT

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i have done thirty-six arts projects this year you might think "hey emma i bet you're getting paid well for that" after tax i have made a net total of $3096

you wanna get some of this "real" chemistry? tickets are now half price* across the entire season using the code LOVE50 on BATS' website. (that's $7.50 unwaged, $12.50 waged) three nights left, book now: bats.co.nz/whats-on/dec... *seriously it is selling like Shit come along

hmm the fact that i have to wrap up a thus-far-unsatisfying season and then do it again with another show and again with another show and again with another show and again with another show and again with another show and again with another show until nov 2 does make me want to ---- ------ yeah

four more nights of the show come to it bats.co.nz/whats-on/dec...

man there's gotta be a better word for the absolute despairing feeling you get after doing a maniac show with a decent amount of intimacy then cold turkey nothing than "subdrop" but that's what it IS

god lmao if you're in texas (and nONE of you are) i have a play in tubu fest on the 26th of september glitter girl it's going to be rad (i will not be there. as it is in texas) gft.thundertix.com/events/252337

BEST REVIEW OF MY LIFE BABY wellyott.com/declarations... (also we opened the show and i felt weird about it afterwards but since realised that's defs like performer comedown cause we hadn't eaten or hugged so now i feel ok)

show opens tonight fond tired excited come to it bats.co.nz/whats-on/dec...