on new meds to try and counter my HELLRAISER OVARIES and wow I sure have never had every side effect written on the box before now

Thick Thighs Kills Ai

anyone know anyone very specifically knowledged in nz war rationing history? i'm trying to check my sources for a thing

Ive never been able to understand people with piss kinks or medical kinks less this week considering how many deeply unpleasant exams I have had Surely there are better ways to do this

Ive been having some concerning pelvic pain for a bit now and have had some scans and I truly think that waiting on test results is a certain kind of hell!!!!

i can't be horny about the shawn hatosy chef erotica quinn thing i just can't like oooooooh long fingers and dexterity and whimpering showing you how to use a thermomix while being mildly patronising NO there's covers to do stop fingering the persimmons

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Red rain warning Half the city flooded Work closed till wed morning Ithinkimgonnadieinthishouse-bestpartcropped.mp3

time for us to all start brainstorming puns for when both chrises get ditched in the next two weeks or so christastrophy ???

I will be endlessly cynical about celebrity because every single female pro actor/comedian i know, and also some of the men, has been sexually harassed by one of nz's national treasure celebs But you dont talk about it. Cause youre not allowed to. And this shit keeps happening.

I did an audition for a very big company earlier this year that I did Not Get and boy it is incredibly jarring getting those targeted Facebook ads lmao

five months checkup - mum's cancer hasn't grown and she's on the lowest level of chemo drugs possible with basically zero ill effects! Also I got a good grade in regrowing bones, my doctors are VERY happy 😊 😊 😊

very specific hell of having interpersonal close beef with multiple people who are famous actors/models cause when i see them in advertising i get poison damage every time

i live so close to yan's and it's such a banger, every time im missing a single specific ingredient you think would be hard to source i enter that palace of wonders and find what i need

"metservice/the news went too crazy hyping up the cyclone and nothing happened in my area" shit bro i had no idea you were fuckin nostradamus, have you heard of giving a damn about anywhere else other than your own place

mate said "dont talk to men who want to have sex with you after dark, they're like gremlins" and she's right, god she's so right

just saw a very horny post about hiking very specifically made by someone who clearly doesnt hike as the scenario would be logistically far too challenging anyway fake hiking fan boo

Paying my respects to NZTA’s greatest achievement.

NEVER had multiple jars crack on me before when jam making what have I done wrong

today we bury my father and i thought I was doing okay with all this but it really just guts you out unexpectedly

how on earth do you even write a eulogy

I hear albanese told all of Australia to go "real mad max styles" from tomorrow exact quote, full on "real mad max styles"

Kits tax

genuinely not felt happier with how i look than like the last six months fear of aging is a scam, my body has changed so much since i was a teen and i am HAPPY

what they dont tell you is if you fanfic good enough people might eventually want to kiss you

RAYE's new album fucks great stuff

problem with learning the road code and having a very good visual and written memory from learning lines and lighting rigs is that every moment of every day now i see someone break a rule

masseuse went harder on me than anyone has in my entire life today and it was fuckin fabulous but simultaneously lying in bed is nigh on impossible cause im so bruised 10/10 experience do recommend

not currently but ill get back to you!

If i was tentatively planning a trip to Melbourne in October and I'd never traveled overseas before as an adult... what would I have to plan

theres a nz author who writes [my fandom] fics and is great at it but sometimes forgets to localise to the uk when they write/doesnt care to and it's HILARIOUS only to me the idea of this uk white boy mentally calling himself palangi when he's complaining about how he cant dance

I've retweeted posts but wanted to make a definitive statement myself: Any support of the new Harry Potter show -- even watching the trailer -- is an explicitly anti-trans gesture. Any success the show has will be funneled back to making trans lives more miserable. Let the show die in silence.

hilarious romcom where two best friends have a baby so they can get the fuel discount call that baby driver

im learning the road code at the moment and ive never felt so stupid in my life how do you keep this shit in your BRAIN

oh boy we've entered the fun zone!

matilda is in the office

love living in the film capital of new zealand where you can take in filmic historical sites like 'the Mitre 10 they reskinned into a Mucho Mart for Krampus (2015)' and 'the carpark they reskinned into cyberpunk dystopia for Ghost in the Shell (2017)'

Paige Thomas, 37, began collecting co-morbidities in her early twenties and has since curated an incredible list of ailments, injuries and illnesses.

a list of random shit ive had to learn about for the 70k words of fanfic ive written thus far this year (🧵) - layout and pricing of air ambulances - how trauma patients are stabilised when flying - interiors of formula e cars - how formula e cars fare in crashes - flight times (a lot)

there is this romance called la cucina (lily prior) which is a ~beautiful~ story about a woman falling in and out of love with a man told through her cooking in a farmhouse in italy it's incredibly evocative, the food language lingers it's also very erotic and i read it when i was like eleven

kenny ortega is the man www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBAN...

let me tell you i did get the shock of my life when during Project Hail Mary they needledropped Pō Atarau during one of the most resonant scenes very very cool to hear a reo song in a massive film like that, and you could really hear how much the audience in hutt imax liked it too

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saw project hail mary and loved it but cried for the last 30 mins or so when I thought about how much my dad would have liked it

projecting desperately unfuckable energy

something my mother did not tell me and my cousin did tell me is that even if the chemo does work she's only got two years which is a FUN THING to be told second hand

what's with pauatahanui Why are there no buses to there?Why are there so many roundabouts? Why are there two churches essentially on the motorway? Why does it, of all places, have a Lighthouse Cinema that seems to play films nowhere else in the city does? i am genuinely looking for answers

Putting on my scratched record to play what should be plainly obvious to everyone now. Rocketlab are just a part of the US war machine.