"Let's be kinder in 2026. Not just for the holidays." ✌️❤️ Here, there, everywhere.✊ #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

a rave in a manger Merry JesusBirthdaySantatastic Day try not to smoke too much fake snow and don't mention the Romans🤪

If we obtain a testing kit that detects the presence of police officers but doesn't detect the porn stored on their phones, can we demand that they be banned from driving for 12 hours?🤔 #nzpol

Nicola knows she won't EVER win a Wellington electorate. Nicola knows Wellington hates her. Nicola knows many people would turn up to her candidate meetings just for the opportunity to get angry at her in person. A National Party electorate overhang is what we need now.👍 #NickyNoFriends #nzpol

Why are you watching that Hollywood nonsense when you could be watching this for Christmas instead? 🥰✌️👍❤️

A steam train just chuffed up the line right outside my house.🥰🚂

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The thing I love most about Christmas is that nobody in my family gets drunk, and nobody becomes an arsehole. The best thing to drink at Christmas is coffee, and you can thank me for that advice later, if you're lucky enough to avoid the drinkers. #ToxicCleaningFluid #FuckwitInABottle

How much shit-for-brains makes somebody think that doing more of the same thing that created a problem is a solution?🙄 A new approach is legalisation & regulation of ALL psychoactive substances to end criminal organisations controlling the prohibited substance market. Duh!💩 #EndProhibition #nzpol

I'll be busy for the next 30 minutes... #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

"Don't be sad kids. All the missing reindeer are living on a farm out of town having the best time of their lives. Just enjoy all the Santas, okay?"😮 #MeSanta #YouSanta #EveryoneSanta #ReindeerCull

Here's the stuff you need to know about the new roadside drug testing. #nzpol

Drive to the (old) Auckland railway station. Rent pillows. Board train. Arrange four seats facing each other. Wave to car driver. Tea stops at Frankton, Taumarunui, Palmerston North on the overnight train to Wellington for Christmas with grandparents.🚂🥰 #50YearsAgo #LoveTrainsMissTrains #nzpol

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We have to get rid of them at the next election. The countryside will be in ruins if they get a second term. #nzpol

#BHN Tonight at 9pm 🎄🎁🎅 - Early Xmas present for Labour - We've got DISCORD open if you want to come chat or ask a question - End of year wrap - maybe some other shit...we'll see how we go @chewienz.bsky.social @iamprettyawesome.bsky.social @xkaosmagex.bsky.social youtube.com/live/d7wJH7e...

Brooke van Veldon will always be known as the cunt lady.💩 van Veldon should get it tattooed ASAP and ask Ruth Richardson for some advice now that she has taken over as the most hated woman in Aotearoa.💩💩 Nicola Willis wanted that title so bad.💩🤣 #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

"...regain the trust of the public..."? When did the police ever have that? Can't regain something that you've never had. Now we have a Judge undermining the "just is" system protecting this scumbag from the consequences he deserves. #nzpol

Have you ever stopped to consider the cruel irony of a teetotal egg-in-a-borrowed-suit thicko cringe generator becoming Prime Minister as a consequence of his party exploiting our nation's chronic alcoholism?💩🥚 (all produced and supplied by party donors)🤬 #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

If a cop wants you to comply with a road side drug test, insist on seeing the porn stored on their phone first. #EndProhibition #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

I knew the adjournment speeches had begun because I saw that Luxon was speaking and it wasn't Question Time.💩🥚 Search Hansard to see how rare this is. 😒 #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

An effect of the changes to the Electoral Act is that a well off, likely right wing voting criminal who was part of the system who gets a home detention sentence for, say, possessing child porn will get to vote next year. A less well connected offender sent to prison for the same crimes won’t #nzpol

#BHN Tonight at 9pm - @tukakimatt.bsky.social LIVE to speak to some of the grubbier parts of the internet and their MUMA accusations - Marama Davidson smites David Seymour this morning - Bondi update - McSkimming sentence #nzpol #nzpolitics @chewienz.bsky.social youtube.com/live/AneAyp5...

Get Ready for 2026! Get the word out! The government's Electoral Amendment Bill ends same-day voter enrolment, bans prisoners from voting, & allows for larger anonymous political donations. They want to stifle your voice. Tell everyone to enrol at least 13 days before the election. #nzpol

Avoiding the adjournment speeches of the coalition leaders because I don't want to suffer a preventable mental illness and/or experience the burning rage triggered by their obvious bullshit and their blatant lies. #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

FFS! Luxon just said "We've got rid of emergency housing." without even realising he was saying the quiet bit out loud.💩🥚 #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

I have decided that I will refuse to comply with roadside drug testing until testing devices become available that actually detect impairment. I suspect I won't be the only one. #EndProhibition #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

Nicola Willis is completely incapable of answering Opposition questions without constantly breaking Speaker's rulings and being constantly out of order, and the useless-sack-of-skin Speaker just sits there and lets it happen. #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

"...unemployment is forecast to stay much higher than forecast..." Expect the coalition to blame gravity next. #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

Imagine if the egg-in-a-borrowed-suit dork PM ever answered one of Chlöe Swarbrick's questions... ...can you? Can you imagine that? I can't.💩🥚 #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

Watching other Government MPs jumping in with bogus supplementary questions whenever Luxon is drowning should be all it takes for anyone with a brain to recognise and acknowledge Luxon's embarrassingly shallow mediocrity. #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

Our egg-in-a-borrowed-suit unaware dork PM still thinks business confidence means something. #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

"...$28.3bn smaller at the next election than predicted..." $23,000,000,000 smaller twenty three thousand million dollars smaller many many ferries smaller #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

Fuck you Winston Peters. Fuck you and everybody who supports your scumbag party. You don't get to spread hate filled propaganda and claim to be the good guy. Fuck you Winston Peters. #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

Fuck you David Seymour. Fuck you and everybody who supports your scumbag party. You don't get to spread hate filled propaganda and claim to be the good guy. Fuck You David Seymour. #OnetTermGovernment #nzpol

1/2 "Homelessness in Auckland doubles to 940 in year to September." #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

"There's a lot of research that says regular cannabis users are not impaired even if immediately after taking it so that produces ... questions of justice." #EndProhibition #nzpol

1/2 I try to get to at least one festival every summer, but not this summer. Feels like we're ripe for the return of the DIY free party/free festival culture from the 90s, before everything became commercial and branded and watered down.

Our press release here: Greenpeace dumps 2 metric tonnes of slime at Fonterra HQ before shareholders meeting ☣️🐄 https://www.greenpeace.org/aotearoa/story/greenpeace-dumps-2-metric-tonnes-of-slime-at-fonterra-hq-before-shareholders-meeting/ #nzpol #DirtyDairy #climatechange #greenpeace […]

📺 NZ Green Party #nzpol 📢 We are building a future where we do more, faster, to protect our planet and make sure everyone is treated equally. 👉more news/weather bots#nzpol

This is an excellent opportunity for Christchurch ravers to have a proper underground psychedelic DIY rave event safe in the knowledge that all the drinkers who like tepid nightclub music will be at the stadium. #TooCheesyForMe #DanceMusicForDrinkers

From Monday, LSD, ketamine, heroin, and psilocybin are just SOME of the prohibited psychoactive substances that WON'T be detected by roadside testing devices. There are many more. Unintended consequences in 3,2,1... #EndProhibition #nzpol

Sad news. Experiencing The Gordon's in a small venue (The Last Resort) is beyond description. A sonically induced out-of-body experience is the best that I can manage. RIP Brent.😪

Nicola Willis vs Ruth Richardson debate reminds me of Australia vs England playing cricket. I desperately want both sides to lose and take each other down in the process. #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

"Collective punishment for you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and everyone, and stop complaining, and what I say goes .", said the useless-sack-of-skin currently taking up space in the Speaker's chair.💩😒 #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

Got home from driving my mother to a hospital appointment just in time to watch Question Time, but not enough time to get changed and drive back to town. Never mind. It's a bit weird watching the livestream compared to being there.

we have dickhead MPs in New Zealand we have dickhead MPs sucking cigg-ies we have dickhead MPs in New Zealand we can all keep perfectly Don perfectly D-on perfectly D-on perfectly D-on 🎶✊🥰👍 #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

Sat down in the Gallery today and realised I was sitting next to Samuel Leason, so I suspected that something was planned to happen during Question Time.✊ #FreePalestine #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

#BHN Andrew Coster on Q&A | Mitchell responds to Coster | Kapa-Kingi back in TPM #nzpol www.youtube.com/live/VDicyFT...

Fuckers broke into the van I borrowed and stole my e-bike and my laptop. So this trip to Auckland J Day that I already couldn't afford has now cost me an extra $4000 more that I don't have. Auckland never makes any effort to not be a cunty shithole.💩💩 ...and I was born here. Can't wait to leave.💩