I can’t believe they bred bananas that have no flavour but kept those stringy bits under the peel. Like wtf man?

At my old practice our receptionist had about 95% correlation with the developmental paediatrician. The receptionist watched the kids in the waiting room, the paediatrician spent 90 minutes with them and read multiple reports from teachers etc…

Watching Deadloch season 2. I feel hot, and itchy and I need everyone to just STOP SHOUTING FOR ONE MINUTE!!!! It’s great!

Did Ms Forstater try it on?

Fucking Americans 🟪🟪🟩🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Stable genius.

The 3013 tram was made in 2018…that’s a problematic age gap!

IDK but having the major oil producing states just burning months of production at each others’ depots doesn’t seem an ideal solution to either climate change nor the eventual exhaustion of fossil fuel reserves

Most honest reporting in the past few weeks.

So this happened

General Mitchell Airport in Milwaukee got u covered!

If you want to know why this sort of thing is so scary, the highest point of elevation on Nukuʻalofa is 6m above sea level.

How do Vulcans book flights for their holidays? They use ear-points

What a legacy

The teachers are pissed!

Broke: unprecedented Woke: unpresidented

An absolute sea of striking teachers assembled outside Trades Hall now. Nothing better than seeing workers standing up and fighting back together for a better deal! ✊ ❤️

How do you like them market forces now, bitch?

He’s the anti-dril

There are going to be major crop shortages. Here's what you need to do: •Plant tulips. The tulips will sell for more than any other crop, allowing you to buy edible crops from anyone who lacked the foresight to grow tulips.

2026: It’s even worse than previously thought

“Not everything is about politics some people are just living their lives…I just want to drop my kids at school, watch sport, and go hiking in the weekend” …. Is the modern expression of bread and circuses

Lies, damn lies, and carbon offsets.

In the 19th century many people died of consumption…in the 21st century it’s killing our planet.

You know what they do for suitcases, but for people. -ICE briefing, probably

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Interesting insight into what the margins must be for both of these products…

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Top Iranian official drops a massive bombshell. He confirms diplomacy is completely dead because Trump intentionally used peace negotiations as a deception to launch surprise military strikes. Iran is now preparing for an existential war to the very end.

My house? Crowded.

🎶46 days of fuel in reserve 46 days in reserve Mark one down Just pissing around and there’ll be 45 days in reserve! 45 days of fuel…🎶

New reaction meme just dropped

Fuck that 1% in particular

No helium!! How will his base have their gender reveal parties???

The fix is in

It's only force majeure if it comes from the Majeure region of France. Otherwise it's just a sparkling shitshow.

This is the point that simply whistled over the heads of the Listener Seven

Who’d have thought Donald Trump would have such a beneficial effect on public transport utilisation?

But seriously what does that even mean???

Dear god, it was already bad enough

Actually footage of Donny doing strategic International Affairs

Who makes these maps?

This war is a perfect allegory for AI Appears spectacular Ridiculously expensive Massively destructive Does not appear to have achieved anything better than what we had

I have eaten the tiramisu that was in the icebox and which you were probably saving for dessert Forgive me it was delicious and I needed a pick-me-up #WorldTiramisuDay #WorldPoetrySay

In terms of reducing fossil fuel use instead of running 100’s of individual trucks along the same busy roads could there be some way of joining all the trucks together and pulling them along specially constructed paths. Lower friction steady speed more efficient??? iDK just spit balling

Trump certainly puts the POS into POTUS

Don’t want to come across as a gatekeeper but…No!