Welcome to middle age, you own a pill organiser now

WTF does this tablet with 0.08g of actual drug have to be almost 15x bigger than than that???

CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt

The RNZ Waiata100 now on. Isn't it terrific? Here's the list link. They'll update as the Top50 is played. www.rnz.co.nz/life/music/2... #songs #music #Aotearoa #NewZealand

Kia ora, as we reflect on those we love who have passed We need to remember the ones still here We are all Whānau We are connected It isn’t by chance or choice We are Aotearoa and Aotearoa is us Happy new year whānau We are one and we are stronger together Kai kaha ❤️

Get his red card suspended too?

When I was reading about all the other parties boycotting I thought shame there isn’t a “no confidence option”…but I guess there is

He thinks this is a cunning stunt

Good morning! What a day to be alive

Play negative cynical games, win negative cynical prizes I guess

If Kurt Vonnegut could see me now

Oh whew! The Paraguay player is ok. The way he went down it looked like someone tore one of his limbs off

“We can’t underestimate just how important this is in terms of normalising te reo Māori [Māori language],” Ngahiwi Apanui-Barr,” “When everybody who is learning te reo Māori, or who speaks the language, hears those placenames being used, their language journey is being supported.”

“The work we (Genomics Aotearoa) did with kākāpō is now not possible, because the government has said that our funding should go to science that makes money. Saving remarkable species is off the table.” Very depressing situation for any research in NZ right now, no matter how crucial

“as fascinating and exhausting as its subject…” 👀

#kākāpo play like kittens?!! 😭😍 "Breaking news: Tiwhiri-A4 (Shadow) has ventured out of the shadows 😂 He and Tia-A3 (T-Bear) are both doing so well on their weaning journey." @dunedinwildlifehospital

Putting together a playlist about being alive Open to suggestions Interestingly the Deft Punk track sounds like the inside of the MRI open.spotify.com/playlist/49C...

I found the disco it was the very dark German techno beats the MR scanner played me….no room to dance tho

What were you doing 28 years ago today? I was holding a perfect baby boy who changed us from a young couple with a kid to a family, and has kept giving ever since

I for one am quite ready to see Thiel get his ass handed to him by one thing that he can’t buy, but he does seem to care about!

I think my telemetry this morning will be interesting A mini stress test!

The MRId my head this afternoon, apparently they didn’t find anything

What are they afraid they might be smuggling away from America? Some FREEDOM!!!?

I have questions. First is; secret-police recordings? Or secret police-recordings.

I am 100% over hospital and ready for home, I wonder if @lglaucomflecken.bsky.social has any advice about how I can make it less stressful for M when I go home?

It was touch and go for 17 minutes but I made it bitch!

Fish, guests, PVADs and IDCs all dodgy after three days

Big problem for Neil’s everywhere, not just Tasmania

3panel cartoon Grizzled patient asks intern “more blood? What do they do with it all?” Scene of pagan worship people in body paint & animal masks dance around a cauldron tipping in blood samples. A disembodied eye hovers above The intern says “um…it’s so they can work out what’s wrong with you”

Is there nothing that a billionaire won’t fuck up?

Stop! Hammer time! I got 95 reasons and two Popes ain't one.

Physical books. You own them. They don't require updates. They don't surveil you or collect and sell your data. They are a genuinely safe hallucinogen that leaves you smarter and more empathetic and with a longer attention span the more you use them. Free from the library. What's not to like?

I’ve been here four days. I came with the Miseris. I’ve received the Succurrere. I can’t wait for the Disco!

It’s been quite a week for yours truly. I think the dust has settled now, just wondering where I can get a “I’m proof that CPR works” tshirt

WELCOME TO SCHISM WATCH 2026 WITH CLAIRE

Maybe he will start paying tax

Happiness, that’s what’s in them.

Bethan's Rock is a small grey stone on display at Poole Museum in Poole, England. It was donated to the museum in 2019 by a five-year-old girl named Bethan, and it has since attracted significant attention on social media and become the museum's most famous object. - Wikipedia

I think these two headlines demonstrate what people mean by a "K shaped economy", the policies behind it all, who benefits & who loses, it feels really messed up and gross. #nzpol

A list of song lyrics that irrationally annoy me. “The first cut is the deepest” no it’s not by definition it is almost the shallowest. If it was the deepest there would be no subsequent cut. It would be the only cut

This one person did a fraud once so therefore any regulation in this sector would be a waste of time. Is a worryingly common news story these days.

If I was a “lame duck” I would simply flap my wings and fly away

In the commercial herb growing world thyme is money

Well, I know what they're *not* talking about.

You know what they say, where there’s a will there’s a wake

“The only sound we are allowed is the dry and dusty wringing of our craven hands”

Might be an unpopular opinion but I actually quite like the micturition breaks. #FIFA26