This post is really taking the piss

I thought I was already following you, a true Bluesky story.

Post two characters who make you happy

Of course furniture movers just do this everyday

The floor is lava

Russell Crowe on starring in World War II film despite not being a Nazi (What a weird headline…)

Guide to international politics: “These resources belong to the people, but I’m going to take a cut off the top” =corrupt, despot, unworkable “These resources are available for exploitation, as long as I get my cut” = not ideal but you have to deal with them

Yeah-nah they wouldn’t though would they? The average American gets huffy if someone says something inflammatory like “you know The USA isn’t all that?”

The New Zealand Labour Party condemns the US attack on Venezuela including kidnapping its president as a blatant violation of international law.

all this is both foolish and unnecessary

Is this anything?

ACAB includes

Why does Monday always have to be the first day of the week? Maybe we can move it around, sometimes I’d like to start my week with a Wednesday, Wednesdays are nice…

I read this book and I liked it

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

Not a lot of people know it but this is the translation of the traditional Drumpf family motto

Borscht Belt comic: Boy I tell ya, the manufacturing economy in the United States sure is dead. Audience: How dead is it? Borscht Belt comic: Why, these days they don't even bother to manufacture consent! *rim shot* (Comic is dragged off-stage by a big hook, deported to a black site)

I went record shopping yesterday afternoon and got a blister in the sun. Not from the violent femmes, from my birkenstocks; they rub the arch of my foot if I walk too far in them

Looks like he is building up to take a dump on Washington DC…

Quick question, what’s wrong with the previous/current resolution?

The difference here is that Ghorman was covered in fucking spiders so the whole place deserved to be burnt down

It appears that ACAB includes President Trump

See a bridge, post a bridge

If Maduro was as bad as Trump says, he’d would be friends with him.

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

Maduro should apply for asylum status

Do Putin next.

Makes the Kim Dotcom raid seem fairly restrained in retrospect

Do you have *any* Epstein Files for release?

“And you gave him WHAT exactly Gianni?” “Mmmm pphh” “Sorry, what was that?” “PEACE PRIZE.”

If Maduro is such a bad guy I guess Venezuelan refugees will be welcomed with open arms

BREAKING: Venezuela’s government has accused the US of launching attacks on civilian and military installations across several states, rejecting what it described as a "military aggression," according to an official statement. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/p3fqh2

Peace President.

An incomplete list of common oxymorons: Military intelligence Criminal mastermind Evil genius Moderate right

The question you should be asking is *may* I kick it?

but If yOu TAx LaNDloRdS thEy WiLl leAvE tHE MarKEt!!!

ha yeah

34 indigenous people died in custody in 2025. That is in equal measure a tragedy and a national fucking disgrace.

Ignoring the fact that AI is inaccurate -it’s getting better; that it’s an energy drain -we are getting more renewables; that it’s leading an economic Ponzi scheme-markets correct; if you lose the ability to think and create for yourself how are you coming back from that?

are they enjoying it yet?

I’ll take it

Oh My G …I am crying

It's the national year of reading in the uk in 2026. Instead of asking "why don't kids read any more", ask "how can I help them find the stories (and non fic) they will fall in love with". Less "get off my lawn whippersnappers" and more "come, sit on the lawn, here's a comic".

How’s your year going?

*wildly speculative investment helped a lot

Happy New Year. 2026, let’s go!